They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.
If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.
Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.
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To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.
The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.
But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.
Death And Taxes
Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.
Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company
When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”
“Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”
2020 Is Going So Great
Too Soon
Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.
Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker
Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed
Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed
Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone
Good Lasagaaa
They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...
My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story
Congrats...
New York Times Article From 1924
That Escalated Quickly
Your doll didn't give you a urine infection, you gave yourself a urine infection from poor hygiene.
Wow. Creepy little incel needs to stay far away from women with an attitude like that, so the doll is actually a good idea. Too bad he doesn't know how to clean it properly, though. I see many more urinary infections in his future, and possibly pinkeye.
Better for an incel to have a sex doll that to drive a truck into a crowd of people.
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Hahahahahahahahaha. Maybe is your problem with your hygiene, not the doll...
Well why a real woman is better than a doll ; you won't forget to clean her.
BILL CHIPER! I have autism and i believe in equality, autism isn't an excuse, you don't get special treatment because you're "different." This is the internet, you get treated the same as everybody else, nobody cares if you're 12. If you can't handle it, get off your mommy's phone and get a life, fuckwad.
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His love doll decided it was a pandemic and she didn't need to be clean because ... no one would see her, except her creepy hu- man
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"Better than a real woman". Oh yes because actual human women with thoughts, feelings, opinions, personality, etc is such a terrible thing. It's better to have an object that doesn't talk and is permanently lifeless. 🙄 geez people like that guy are just gross.
i mean i'd rather have something that doesn't talk to me, which is why i own sex toys. but i'm also asexual, so my point of view is almost certainly the minority.
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That is such a s**t excuse it has nothing to do with the doll but hygiene of himself and the doll to keep it clean
I can only conclude that the concept of "oversharing" is beyond most people.
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Love dolls, as far as I'm aware, are not just for sexual purposes... but to replace actual people, both female or male. This is where the problem lies for me... I don't have any issues with consenting adults using sex toys of whatever kind to enhance their sex lives, but to form a "relationship" with a doll is an issue. Maybe the notion that as an adult you have to be partnered up is partly to blame although the stigma of being single by choice has lessened somewhat over the past decades. [See https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-introverts-corner/201401/what-if-staying-single-werent-stigmatized%5D
Yes, you have to clean them up, too! Dirty sex will always get you sick! Haha! Sorry!
Quick! Dress up your Ken doll as a Doctor and have him treat that U.T.I.
y'all in the comments need to quit being so judgy, dang. he's not hurting anyone with this, so what's the problem? he's young, probably will have moved on from this interest within a couple of months, and will have hopefully learned to clean things that go near one's genitals, or buy better quality things to begin with.
Like a real girl, the doll's parts must be washed after sex - sooner rather than later... ew
Yeah buddy, occasionally take your doll out in the yard and hose her off
Get your horses down. This guy is asien. Isn't there a shortage of women in chana due to their one child policy and people wanting to have boys? What would YOU do if you didn't even have the PROSPECT of a simple opportunity to meet a girl?
It shows the bar as solid red even if you skipped through to the end.
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Can still be better, as that's only one issues compared to the many you have with real people. A normal gf can give you this and much more. So was not premature celebration he said better, not issue free.
To all the bastards who downvoted me I dont give a f**k I dont know what happened to you but I'm speaking the truth I'm very emotional and you tipped me off PEOPLE ARE D***S AND I CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SO WHY DONT YOU GO TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT YOUR LIFE YOU DONT KNOW WHETHER OR NOT HOW I FEEL HOW YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE SAID THINGS TO YOU LIKE "taste the equality mcmuffin" What is wrong with humanity?! 😭😭😭
“I don’t care” dhe said, while screaming and crying. Why lie?
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Meirl
Rip Gary F
Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It
Never Obsolete
The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently
This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed
Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.
A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer
Celebrating Too Early
Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(
Does This Count?
Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.
So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?
No Title Needed
Congrats, You Played Yo'self
How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!
Self Explanatory
Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.
Note: this post originally had 60 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”
I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
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Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
I'm not into sports at all but I got the sports ones and still find them funny. Most of these are self explanatory, for example its obvious "the fourth" meant the game was still going. I don't need to follow American football to figure that out. As for the gaming ones, lots of people provided context to them. Just because you don't like sports and games doesn't mean the compilation was bad.
Load More Replies... I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
Load More Replies... Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
I'm not into sports at all but I got the sports ones and still find them funny. Most of these are self explanatory, for example its obvious "the fourth" meant the game was still going. I don't need to follow American football to figure that out. As for the gaming ones, lots of people provided context to them. Just because you don't like sports and games doesn't mean the compilation was bad.
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