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They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.

If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.

Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.

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Random Selection

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Slinkman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda sad if you're singeld out because you are associated by your appareance with people who want to harm others.

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To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.

The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.

But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.

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Death And Taxes

Death And Taxes

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David Retsler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.

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Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

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Pseudo Puppy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a whingeing arsehole.... oh the cliche of it.... *eyeroll*

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Al Jones
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Steal food and the brag about it on the internet... I'm lost for words. If blocking his debit card his all they do he'll be very lucky.

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April Walters
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The worst part is that the driver who delivered the food can have their account deactivated because of this s**t.

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Marcellus the Third
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems sufficient evidence for small claims court. Yes suing your own customers (does pay half of their meals) is a bad look, but it's a message here and I think it'd get enough sympathy.

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Livvy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can't they're too stupid to figure out how to turn on the stove. Otherwise, they wouldn't be ordering doordash all the damn time.

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François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After more than 15 years of social media, it's fascinating how some people still cannot grasp the concept of their posts being read by litterally the whole world, including the company they're scamming.

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Kimberley Thomas
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I take pictures of the items I'm selling while packaging when someone buys them. Years ago Amazon believed a lying customer and gave them a refund. I was out $60 due to that liar. And a blemish on my account. I wonder if Karma got them back for me yet.

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Perry
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is this person couldn’t just leave there home to get food and is crying about scamming people then getting blocked

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Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, do not advertise this. Best kept secrets stay secrets and it will work longer. That said...you screw over someone for no reason, not cool.

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zims
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Name-dropping your victims while bragging about scamming them, smh... it's the drivers who suffer for this sleaze

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Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, this is criminal theft. Let's not pretend otherwise.

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Marissa Taylor
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

note to the world if you have an evil plan DON'T POST IT ON FREAKIN TWITTER!!

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Ivy Ruonakoski
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess you're just gonna have to get off your fatass and go get your food yourself.

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Debbie Lavender
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dear whoever you are: you’re a certified ass. you could starve? or learn how to boil an egg?

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Henry Shane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fake. now why for them to know who he was to be able to do this. Even if they got a name now way to tell its his real name for them to act in this way and be certain.

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Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The idiocy of this dude, though. Who would think, "hmm, I'm just gonna post that I'm scamming a company in a place where literally thousands of people, including them, can see?"

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Jackie Nettleton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whilst I get that she is an amoral idiot for doing that, how monumentally stupid do you have to be to tag the company you are scamming in your bragging post?

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okpkpkp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they take a photo of the food on the doorstep in my neighborhood.

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Rukkia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The worst part, this is one of the few ways DoorDashers can lose their job. All because some jerk decided to scam. I hope they never unblock her. This is just disgusting.

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John Shannon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you know who gets punished for this crap? The poor deliverer.

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Jessica
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They deserve it that's how people working for DoorDash get fired

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Johnny
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who pays for that? I hope Door dash absorbs the cost and it's not taken out of worker pay

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Furry_Danger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh dear you are hungry. How about unlocking your food-making instincts yourself?

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Mad Mar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I had issues with orders in actual reality an after the second complaint they wouldn't help even with photos so I deleted that app.

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Nikki
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ik this person was white and southern, ij know it

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YoyoSthlm
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get it. There are two different people posting (look at the profile pictures). Please help me to understand this.

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Young female is who this is. I see too many of them in my city too useless to have a job and want guys to orderthem food.

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When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”

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“Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”

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Too Soon

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Mohsie Supposie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.

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Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

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Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

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Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would gladly see the i-phone get s**t. Everytime a new model is released, the only thing mind-blowing about it is the price (and people buying it for that price).

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Good Lasagaaa

Good Lasagaaa

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...

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#13

My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

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Congrats...

Congrats...

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New York Times Article From 1924

New York Times Article From 1924

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Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

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Never Obsolete

Never Obsolete

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Slinkman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything electrical at one point will become obsolete. They are always inventing better s**t.

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#22

The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

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This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.

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#24

A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

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Celebrating Too Early

Celebrating Too Early

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karla Meixnerová
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(

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Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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Hannah Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.

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Congrats, You Played Yo'self

Congrats, You Played Yo'self

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Mohsie Supposie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!

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Self Explanatory

Self Explanatory

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Mohsie Supposie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.

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The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”