They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.
If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.
Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.
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To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.
The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.
But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.
Death And Taxes
Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.
Exactly. The rich do this constantly, I mean Trump tower was apparently government housing according to his taxes
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do people just not understand that other people can SEE the things they post on social media
Actually you are very unlikely to be audited, the so called IRS worker is cringe. I am an accountant and a business owner, and it is disgusting what people can and do get away with.,..not sure why when people don't like something they pretend its not something that happens all the time and doesn't get punished. If I wanted you to do them I could add to his comment and guess what, its legal...so thats the kicker here....Starting a business is not illegal, you do not need to be successful, and you can do all of this 100% legally.
The IRS is woefully understaffed. But had time to audit my 84 year old mother in law because she had too many medical deductions. It was the year that my father in law died of a heart attack after open heart surgery. Two 84 year olds have medical bills? Shocker.
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So long if he is running an actual business, even mowing yards, he should be okay. My son in law did this when he's started mowing yards a few years ago. But is was a full time, 2 person small business
No? He’s claiming every dollar as a business expense when it’s not. That’s the fraud the IRS is talking about.
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Perfectly legal. The guy poising as IRS is a fake. Just do the above and go into a delivery business for one of the big companies like FEdex or UPS.
Actually nothing illegal here. Only issue is what business to operate? Try deliveries. That will do it. I doubt if the guy claiming to be with the IRS is legit. They never offer advice before the fact.
But we let CEOs and crooked politicians do stuff like that all the time. And anyway the IRS is a useless organization that doesn't even have a good grasp themselves on our tax codes and isn't constitutional. So down with the IRS!
They suck, and very happily ruin the lives of good people.
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This is just incredibly dumb. And people wonder why 2008 happened? THIS is why! Because people get credit-cards for all kind of s**t and have nothing to back up the credit with! THIS is the reason. This and the weird idea that having credit-debt is for some reason a good thing i nthe US that makes people trust you more? As long as you pay that debt now and then, everyone loves you. Even if you pay one credit from another credit-card. SMH.
Getting that SBA grant isn't that easy either. My wife actually had extra expenses due to the tax deadline extension, filed for every assistance program that came along and got nothing. Finally had to take out a loan to stay afloat. In the meantime large corporations got loans that should have gone to small businesses.
The cheeto paid $700 in taxes. Maybe pay attention to that. Why that criminal isn't in prison is a mystery.
He had prepaid millions before his tax return. He also had a Biz loss that carried forward. That's something any biz has the right to do. Actually read the return and not just the headlines.
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If loopholes exist, why vilify people for making the most of them? And by people, I don’t mean massive corporations.
What about you, IRS man? Looking for people to confess? Join the Clergy!
You don’t think the irs would think it was suspicious that you just suddenly had a business the day after you got a check and then are writing off $1 charges?
F**k the IRS. Where were they when Donald Trump claimed to have spent $70,000 on hair care?
I'm still thinking "what's wrong with that, that's how all those people got to the other side of the tracks..."
I'd like to know exactly what there is about this that is illegal. Maybe they're objecting to the "every time you spend a $1", but who in their right mind would follow that advice literally?
Karma. Gotta watch your back if you're going to be dishonest. Especially, when you're encouraging others to be dishonest too.
fun fact, your business has to actually function to be able to make money, unless i'm mistaken
It's not actually illegal if you do have a business of some kind, Of any kind.
BS he won't get audited and this moron doesn't work for the irs cornball
I think Madison Cawthorn did this and bragged about being a business owner.
I did everything legally for my small business. I am an artist , I tried, there was no way I was going to show a profit within 5 years. F**k you IRS.
The fact that that man thinks you can just spend business money on yourself shows he has nothing
What if you actually started a business and do that? Is it still illegal over in USA?
The problem is that a lot of the laws are very confusing, so really to stay on the right side of the law, you need a tax attorney, but that costs money.
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Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company
When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”
“Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”
2020 Is Going So Great
Too Soon
Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.
Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker
Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed
Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed
Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone
Good Lasagaaa
They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...
My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story
Congrats...
New York Times Article From 1924
That Escalated Quickly
Four Years Ago
Meirl
Rip Gary F
Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It
Never Obsolete
The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently
This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed
Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.
A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer
Celebrating Too Early
Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(
Does This Count?
Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.
So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?
No Title Needed
Congrats, You Played Yo'self
How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!
Self Explanatory
Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.
Note: this post originally had 60 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”
I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
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Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
I'm not into sports at all but I got the sports ones and still find them funny. Most of these are self explanatory, for example its obvious "the fourth" meant the game was still going. I don't need to follow American football to figure that out. As for the gaming ones, lots of people provided context to them. Just because you don't like sports and games doesn't mean the compilation was bad.
Load More Replies... I really wish there had been some explanation on the sports ones. Not all of us are in the USA and following US sports competitions.
I just saw rollerblading and Toronto Blue Jays. I don’t know where rollerblading is popular, but I would be surprised to learn that Toronto is in the USA🤷
Load More Replies... Sooo many people breaking the law and telling the world how "smart" they are. Sigh......
Something cringeworthy makes you cringe. "Cringey" is not a word. Honestly.
QAnon should be added to this. The weeping "what just happened?" looks on the faces of these slobbering idiots the moment Biden got sworn in was priceless.
I'm not into sports at all but I got the sports ones and still find them funny. Most of these are self explanatory, for example its obvious "the fourth" meant the game was still going. I don't need to follow American football to figure that out. As for the gaming ones, lots of people provided context to them. Just because you don't like sports and games doesn't mean the compilation was bad.
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