Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.

Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.

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Carrie de Luka
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1 year ago

So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.

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Hans
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1 year ago

"you look just great, honey!"

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Hans
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1 year ago

Savage, yet effective.

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Ntosh
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1 year ago

This must have been the most effective birth control method.

Lyop
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1 year ago

Truuuuuuee!!

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The Girl on Fire
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1 year ago

I love that in the picture for this it's a seeming endless flow of babies coming from the mother, and the two people by her just look astonished...."Where are they all coming from?".

Nostalgic Hyena
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1 year ago

I sometimes wonder what the first women who had twins/triplets/quadruplets/etc. thought..

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Analyn Lahr
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1 year ago

Looks like the woman in the illustration had triplets all vaginally. She might have good reason to want to yank viciously on her husband's testicles.

H.m. Murdoc
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1 year ago

How many babys are in there? oO

E FourOFour
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1 year ago

... and now we know why the Huichol Indians aren't around anymore

BusLady
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1 year ago

ROTFL

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Lucy Bell
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1 year ago

What a brilliant custom. They should make it mandatory in ever country!

Phoebes
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1 year ago

I think that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!! (My husband does NOT agree and has his legs tightly closed....)

BusLady
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1 year ago

Hun, maybe I should schedule that vasectomy we were discussing.

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

I guess they didn't have that many kids then

Wings
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1 year ago

Look at the endless flow of babies below her

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Mother Mary Helen
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1 year ago

OMFG dang

jevais
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1 year ago

Great idea to stop the hammorige of too many humans on this planet.

PH2
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1 year ago

Not that it would be worth the pain, but you wouldn't be able to have any more kids

Peppermallow
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1 year ago

Once in the roof, he reattached the rope to a table, and sat back and laughed.

BusLady
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1 year ago

You mean screamed? At regular intervals.

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Kiki
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1 year ago

XD

Foody Panda
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1 year ago (edited)

triplets!

Symbole Simple
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1 year ago

Holy cow!

CHLOE JOHNSON
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1 year ago

DAMN JUST DAMN

Pamula Furness
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1 year ago

Sounds reasonable enough to me

Cami Ereth
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1 year ago

Love the accurate facial expressions!

James Grey
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1 year ago

This should definitely be a thing. Those people had their shit together.

Olivia Matovich
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1 year ago

What type of voodoo things were they doing back then!

Nikki D
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1 year ago

Is she pushing out triplets??

Katerina Huskova
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1 year ago

Good one

Irma Goncalves
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1 year ago

LOL... That is hilarious!!

Scrooge McCock
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1 year ago

Oh shit. OH SHIT.

Annabelle Mangrum
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1 year ago

I wish I could do that to every jerk (male, mainly because boys are jerks) I know.

Em B
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1 year ago

Inhumane my ass... We should return to this!

Laura Mencini
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1 year ago

Ohhh snap

Hope Roth
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1 year ago

Why are multiple children just falling out of her 😂😂

danielw
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1 year ago

artistic license?

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Hope Roth
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1 year ago

Why are multiple children just falling out of her? 😂

Rainbow_Gal05
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1 year ago

xD that just turned me whole week around

Cameron Blackburn
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1 year ago

wow. just wow. that's creative.

Seizo Saji
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1 year ago

I am very glad that I am not a Huichol Indian.

Nia Loves Art
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1 year ago

Surprised this tribe didn’t go extinct shortly after introducing custom.

Noodle Nio
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1 year ago

... Won't it fall off?

Katie Smith
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1 year ago

Well this is freaking amazing!!

Помаже Бог
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1 year ago

I really love this. XD

Erika Jones
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1 year ago

Angry woman gives birth to gingerbread men!

S Bagci
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1 year ago

How many babies is that woman going to push out ???

Andres Tejeda
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1 year ago

I guess many of them were one and done when it came to kids.

danielw
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1 year ago

assuming they didn't explain the custom to adolescents... most likely. If they did explain things before it came up.... well, I'd take the celibate path.

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1 year ago

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Scrooge McCock
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1 year ago

"yes, it is."

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Hans
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1 year ago

I give 10/10.

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Nami Tantrum
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1 year ago

or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD

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Daria B
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1 year ago

This one is poetic.

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De'leeze(fka moon)
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1 year ago

I love her she's savage

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OOF
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1 year ago

Cat seems fine with it

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Kiki
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1 year ago

Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman's mind.

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PandaBear_87
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1 year ago

oh to be a panda LoL

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Janet Clarke
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1 year ago

It's not a tumor!

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Sora Lyra
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1 year ago

Why I'm laughing so hard on this?. Lol

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Hans
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1 year ago

Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)

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Hans
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1 year ago

Am I the only one weary of this overcome, sexist stereotype?

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frederic eeckman
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1 year ago

I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...

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Night Owl
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1 year ago

He looks fabulous :D

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Hans
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1 year ago

Perpetuum mobile. Just the other way around.

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C.Marrero
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1 year ago

That’s one tiny list!

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Mother Mary Helen
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1 year ago

Ginger kitty: "You're crushing my spleen"

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Carrie de Luka
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1 year ago

Also looks like Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

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Alex K
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1 year ago

yeah they sleep a lot. ON YOU!

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Siggy Sig
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1 year ago

Stewie?

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Carrie de Luka
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1 year ago

Oh, that IS fabulously cute. Teddy bear!

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Cat on a bike
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1 year ago

this me after every shower and I'm not even pregnant

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Cat on a bike
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1 year ago

pregnancy or not, this is awful

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Susan Gardner
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1 year ago

This is priceless

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Mother Mary Helen
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1 year ago

I love these doctor/patient memes. Hilarity!

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Hans
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1 year ago

Wow...do people really do that? I mean, asking "are you pregnant?" is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.

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The fat potato...
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1 year ago

That’s just me every day...

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Carrie de Luka
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1 year ago

Heh, heh.

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GlassOfWater
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1 year ago

"I'm eating for two!"

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PyroarRanger
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1 year ago

That's me every morning

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Hanneke Legerstee
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1 year ago

Still doing this, haven't been pregnant for 6 years! Mum brain is a thing too!

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Hans
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1 year ago

Anyone please explain this picture in its original context...

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Gerry Higgins
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1 year ago

That's me and I'm not pregnant

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S Bagci
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1 year ago

Yes they do. Its called wine.

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Night Owl
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1 year ago

and then I'll be even more huge :(

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Kjorn
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1 year ago

with the same psycho smile

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your name
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1 year ago

Pregnancy or my overactive bladder same feels I assume

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Kjorn
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1 year ago

instagram VS real life

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your name
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1 year ago

My sister during her pregnancy "can i just smell the wine?"

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Helena R
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1 year ago

After having two babies close together in age - being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting

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Pamela24
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1 year ago

I have the same with the period hormones...I've learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any "major" relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it's a different type of thing when you're pregnant.

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furious_lover
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1 year ago

My mother in a couple of months

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Daria B
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1 year ago

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It's the bladder that matters.

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Bekah Jazmine
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1 year ago

This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha

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The Girl on Fire
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1 year ago

Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...

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Person2638
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1 year ago

Now you're the fool!

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Amanda Ford
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1 year ago

I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(

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