Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.
Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.
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I Made This
So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.
Accurate Depiction
Out Of Reach
Last Warning
Maternity Photos
Sign You Aren't Ready
or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD
Not Getting Any Smarter
I'm Busy!
Regrets
It's Never Ok
Enjoying The Perks
A Bit Too Late Now, Isn't It?
The Pain
Pregnancy Glow
The Greatest Pain
Kate vs. Me
I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...
Maternity Photoshoot
Pregnancy Problems
Third Trimester
Let Me Sleep
Parenting Is Easy
Striking A Pose
Pregnancy Struggles
Gathering The Strength
Treacherous Hormones
Hostage Situation
Looks Like
Double Dare You
Wow...do people really do that? I mean, asking "are you pregnant?" is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.
Yes they do. And they always keep pointing out how much your belly has grown 😤
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well, my aunt didn't have much ultrasound and stuff and then she had twins , unexpected ones
I was pregnant with twins, and folks had the gall to ask if I was sure there were only two in there
That's so rude! I can't imagine saying that to someone.
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In Yoruba land having multiple births is a thing of joy So all old people just call pregnant women Iya Ibeji or Iya Ibeta (mother of twins or mother of triplets)whether they were told of the pregnancy or just see the bulge.
I was having twins and from week 26-27 (out of 40) all my clients said: wow! Any day now!!!
Yes, it happened to me. A customer swore there there were two babies in me, because I was too “huge” to have just one.
I was huge when I was pregnant. I had loads of people ask if I was having twins.
Fitness Levels
Forbidden Questions
Better Not
Baby Brain
Still doing this, haven't been pregnant for 6 years! Mum brain is a thing too!
Leftover Cupcakes
Always Hungry
Easiest Part
Pregnancy Problems
That's Definitely Enough
Pregnancy Struggles
Expectations vs. Reality
Detox Glow
It Lasts Forever
Pregnancy Hormones
Symptoms Of Labour
Pregnancy Dilemma
Pregnancy Memes
This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha
Showing Productivity
Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...
It Was No Joke
Pregnancy Weight
I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(
Do I sound weird? I never wanted kids, but would have liked to know what it felt like being pregnant - apart from maybe the birth part. Maybe in another life I would have been a surrogate. Give me every drug and epidural and a caesarian. As a woman probably have the same mindset as a male - cannot imagine the pain needed to give birth. I had had a trapped spinal nerve meaning I had to crawl to the bathroom - unable to stand up or walk- i equate childbirth to this
Hi Diane, I gave birth over 20 years ago and have lived with a trapped spinal nerve for the last 11 years. I can confirm the spinal nerve is totally worse than the child birth. I hope this answers at least one of life's questions for you :)
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12 weeks pregnant and I'm not looking forward to relate to these, lol...
You'll do fine. They have all sorts of things to help you get over the pain of labor. Believe me when I say as you get closer to your due date, you'll grow more impatient.."When's it getting here!!!" Just make sure you have a hospital bag packed for the big day (make sure to include and outfit for the kid..we forgot.) And if you can't pamper yourself any other way, get pedicures. They keep you feeling fantastic and will help you keep your feet looking great when you get to the later months and you haven't seen your feet in a while. Just make sure to find a well ventilated nail salon. Congrats and Good Luck!
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People, don’t forget that these are memes, they are going to show the worst of pregnancy for humours sake. I have two children and I loved being pregnant each time. The only time I threw up was from drinking too much water for the scan! I loved watching their movements and feeling their kicks. Labour wasn’t as bad as I expected either because I believed it when people told horror stories! I’d rather go through labour than have a bad back anyday!! At least you end up with something beautiful!
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? i was diagnose of the genital herpes virus last year i didn't noticed this until until it got to a stage i could not sleep or rest well due to body pains and Skin rashes at this point i have tried different types of medication not works until June 2021 when i read a review about Dr Loja https://youtu.be/PM11Uerhq28 Herbs for herpes and other diseases i immediately contacted this man for help and he told me what to do and in a week my herpes was already 80% healed and today am permanently herpes free, and so am happy to say that anyone with any kind of diseases should contact Dr Loja today he specialize on many other things. - HERPES GENITAL CURE. - CURE FOR HIV/AID - LOVE SPELL / PRAYERS TO RETURN YOUR EX LOVER.. - INFERTILITY TREATMENT. - STROKE. - CANCER. - HYPERTENSION. - LOW SPERM COUNT. - ASTHMA. - VIRGINIA PROBLEM. - DIARRHEA. - LOTTERY SPELL - COLD SORE. - DIABETES. - RESISTANT STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS. https://youtu.be/PM11Uerhq28 Just believe and contact hi
Well, thats basically a meme. Their short, funny and sometimes creative videos/pictures
Load More Replies... Do I sound weird? I never wanted kids, but would have liked to know what it felt like being pregnant - apart from maybe the birth part. Maybe in another life I would have been a surrogate. Give me every drug and epidural and a caesarian. As a woman probably have the same mindset as a male - cannot imagine the pain needed to give birth. I had had a trapped spinal nerve meaning I had to crawl to the bathroom - unable to stand up or walk- i equate childbirth to this
Hi Diane, I gave birth over 20 years ago and have lived with a trapped spinal nerve for the last 11 years. I can confirm the spinal nerve is totally worse than the child birth. I hope this answers at least one of life's questions for you :)
Load More Replies... 12 weeks pregnant and I'm not looking forward to relate to these, lol...
You'll do fine. They have all sorts of things to help you get over the pain of labor. Believe me when I say as you get closer to your due date, you'll grow more impatient.."When's it getting here!!!" Just make sure you have a hospital bag packed for the big day (make sure to include and outfit for the kid..we forgot.) And if you can't pamper yourself any other way, get pedicures. They keep you feeling fantastic and will help you keep your feet looking great when you get to the later months and you haven't seen your feet in a while. Just make sure to find a well ventilated nail salon. Congrats and Good Luck!
Load More Replies... People, don’t forget that these are memes, they are going to show the worst of pregnancy for humours sake. I have two children and I loved being pregnant each time. The only time I threw up was from drinking too much water for the scan! I loved watching their movements and feeling their kicks. Labour wasn’t as bad as I expected either because I believed it when people told horror stories! I’d rather go through labour than have a bad back anyday!! At least you end up with something beautiful!
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? i was diagnose of the genital herpes virus last year i didn't noticed this until until it got to a stage i could not sleep or rest well due to body pains and Skin rashes at this point i have tried different types of medication not works until June 2021 when i read a review about Dr Loja https://youtu.be/PM11Uerhq28 Herbs for herpes and other diseases i immediately contacted this man for help and he told me what to do and in a week my herpes was already 80% healed and today am permanently herpes free, and so am happy to say that anyone with any kind of diseases should contact Dr Loja today he specialize on many other things. - HERPES GENITAL CURE. - CURE FOR HIV/AID - LOVE SPELL / PRAYERS TO RETURN YOUR EX LOVER.. - INFERTILITY TREATMENT. - STROKE. - CANCER. - HYPERTENSION. - LOW SPERM COUNT. - ASTHMA. - VIRGINIA PROBLEM. - DIARRHEA. - LOTTERY SPELL - COLD SORE. - DIABETES. - RESISTANT STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS. https://youtu.be/PM11Uerhq28 Just believe and contact hi
Well, thats basically a meme. Their short, funny and sometimes creative videos/pictures
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