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Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.

Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.

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I Made This

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Carrie de Luka
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.

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Accurate Depiction

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Last Warning

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The Girl on Fire
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that in the picture for this it's a seeming endless flow of babies coming from the mother, and the two people by her just look astonished...."Where are they all coming from?".

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Nostalgic Hyena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sometimes wonder what the first women who had twins/triplets/quadruplets/etc. thought..

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Analyn Lahr
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the woman in the illustration had triplets all vaginally. She might have good reason to want to yank viciously on her husband's testicles.

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Phoebes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that is the GREATEST thing I've ever seen!! (My husband does NOT agree and has his legs tightly closed....)

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Lucy Bell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a brilliant custom. They should make it mandatory in ever country!

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jevais
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great idea to stop the hammorige of too many humans on this planet.

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PH2
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not that it would be worth the pain, but you wouldn't be able to have any more kids

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James Grey
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should definitely be a thing. Those people had their s**t together.

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Annabelle Mangrum
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could do that to every jerk (male, mainly because boys are jerks) I know.

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Nia Loves Art
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surprised this tribe didn’t go extinct shortly after introducing custom.

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danielw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

assuming they didn't explain the custom to adolescents... most likely. If they did explain things before it came up.... well, I'd take the celibate path.

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Sign You Aren't Ready

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Nami Tantrum
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD

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Not Getting Any Smarter

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It's Never Ok

It's Never Ok

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Kiki
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman's mind.

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Pregnancy Glow

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)

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The Greatest Pain

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Kate vs. Me

Kate vs. Me

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frederic eeckman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...

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Pregnancy Problems

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Third Trimester

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#25

Gathering The Strength

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Treacherous Hormones

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Double Dare You

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow...do people really do that? I mean, asking "are you pregnant?" is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.

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#34

Baby Brain

Baby Brain

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Leftover Cupcakes

Leftover Cupcakes

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#38

Pregnancy Problems

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#39

That's Definitely Enough

That's Definitely Enough

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Pregnancy Struggles

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#41

Expectations vs. Reality

Expectations vs. Reality

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Detox Glow

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#43

It Lasts Forever

It Lasts Forever

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Helena R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After having two babies close together in age - being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting

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Pregnancy Hormones

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the same with the period hormones...I've learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any "major" relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it's a different type of thing when you're pregnant.

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#46

Pregnancy Dilemma

Pregnancy Dilemma

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It's the bladder that matters.

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#47

Pregnancy Memes

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Bekah Jazmine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha

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#48

Showing Productivity

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The Girl on Fire
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...

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Pregnancy Weight

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Amanda Ford
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(

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