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Being pregnant is no funny joke. Random phantom pains, the inability to hold your bladder, "morning" sickness that hits you in the middle of the night and all the other best meme-worthy nuisances that come with it sure takes their toll. You and your partner have tried everything the doctor suggested, but nothing seems to work. So now you have to mix it up and seek some alternatives.

Since laughter is the best medicine (that is if your bladder lets you laugh without peeing yourself), then nothing can ease your misery better than these hilarious pregnancy jokes and mom memes, compiled by Bored Panda. From coming to terms with body changes to debating whether or not you should slap everyone around you, these funny memes will remind you that the universe hasn't conspired against you and there's still hope. Scroll down to check these mom jokes and upvote your favorites.

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I Made This

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Carrie de Luka
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So ridiculously cute!! Needed a picture like this today. Thank goodness for animals doing randomly adorable things.

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Accurate Depiction

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Last Warning

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Sign You Aren't Ready

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Nami Tantrum
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or you can pee in a cup and put the test there .. most test have instructions for that to.. but i agree, as a mom, pee on your hand will be your least problem xD

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Not Getting Any Smarter

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It's Never Ok

It's Never Ok

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Kiki
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Which is why I would never offer my seat to a woman who looks pregnant because she might just be fat and would take offense. Apparently you are supposed to read a pregnant woman's mind.

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Pregnancy Glow

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right they are, even though you might feel uncomfortable. Your beauty will resonate. (Hans being serious for a change.)

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The Greatest Pain

The Greatest Pain

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Kate vs. Me

Kate vs. Me

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frederic eeckman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm actually sad for her. Imagine that she was probably "invited promptly to look great so she can pose for a picture". I'm pretty sure all she wanted was to stay in bed and rest...

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Ehren Thomsen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're right. In this picture, you can clearly see that her uterus is still dilated. And if you cover her smile with a finger, you can clearly see in her eyes that she's draydeaming about killing 'em all.

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Carrie de Luka
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The advantages of a team of make up experts and stylists. Fortunately only a few minutes down the road and she was home - being waited on. The advantages to living in a London palace.

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Aunt Messy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her doctors recommend that she has no more children, because she has a disorder that makes her vomit violently during her entire pregnancy. Women with this condition can rupture their esophagus, tear their stomachs, and destroy their stomach lining because of the vomiting. Malnutrition for the mother (and by extension the baby) is a real risk - women have died because of this. ...///.... But then, some self-righteous twat comes along and whines because she's pretty and she has a stylist..... How would YOU like to be forced to get dressed, put on makeup and forced to make a press appearance less than 8 hours after giving birth? ...///... Quit whining. You wouldn't survive ten minutes in her job.

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor woman. William should have showed the baby to the world while she snuck out the back door.

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Nia Loves Art
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, maybe she wanted to be in the picture. I wouldn’t assume her feelings on the matter. I doubt she was forced, maybe reluctant, certainly exhausted, but not forced.

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Carol Emory
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The doctors and nurses told me that I should prepare myself for the pain of labor. They said "even the most modest Christian women have a tendency to cuss when in labor." So I didn't feel so bad when, in response to the nurse telling me to breathe during my contractions, I yelled "I am f***cking breathing, Dammit!!!!" Well it's not like they didn't expect it....

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Matt Richardson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look, if you're boxing your doctor while giving birth, you clearly have gone to the wrong place.

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Bettye McKee
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't they know this is why Jane Seymour died after giving Henry VIII his son? All those mandatory public appearances.

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Lynda Forest
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES, SO SAD...You're own private wing of Hospital...literally a dozen Dr.s on hand for birth...Then When It IS ALL over, she has her private Make-up artist come in and wardrobe fitter to make her look alive & beautiful....What a pity to be her...Pppffffttttt😶

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tuzdayschild
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel sorry for her too, all living in palaces and travelling the world and being forced to send her kids to the best schools and eating chef prepared foods. I'm crying for her as I open this this can of Spam. (she's doing okay)

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Pregnancy Problems

Pregnancy Problems

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Third Trimester

Third Trimester

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#25

Gathering The Strength

Gathering The Strength

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Treacherous Hormones

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#29

Double Dare You

Double Dare You

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow...do people really do that? I mean, asking "are you pregnant?" is about the most obtrusive thing already, but asking if someone is getting twins (but for a deliberate insult) is just wrong.

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#34

Baby Brain

Baby Brain

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#35

Leftover Cupcakes

Leftover Cupcakes

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#38

Pregnancy Problems

Pregnancy Problems

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#39

That's Definitely Enough

That's Definitely Enough

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Pregnancy Struggles

Pregnancy Struggles

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Expectations vs. Reality

Expectations vs. Reality

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Detox Glow

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It Lasts Forever

It Lasts Forever

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Helena R
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After having two babies close together in age - being pregnant or breastfeeding for two years straight is exhausting

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Pregnancy Hormones

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the same with the period hormones...I've learned over the time (the hard way) not to discuss any "major" relationship issues I feel we have and just wait for the hormones to leave again. And I totally understand it's a different type of thing when you're pregnant.

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#46

Pregnancy Dilemma

Pregnancy Dilemma

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half-full or half-empty. It's the bladder that matters.

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Pregnancy Memes

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Bekah Jazmine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually a pair of tights you can buy. They were made as a joke product to ward off rapists haha

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#48

Showing Productivity

Showing Productivity

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The Girl on Fire
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, not true, if you're pregnant. Your body is hard at work forming a baby! I would say that counts as productive...

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Pregnancy Weight

Pregnancy Weight

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Amanda Ford
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the only person I know who lost weight from being pregnant. Of course I gained it all back and then some within about 6 weeks after the baby was born. :(

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