There’s one question that trips us up. "What do you do for living" over a dinner table with some people we barely know either puts us on the defensive, or we paint it in the brightest colors possible only to realize it’s a lie. Describing something so obvious turns out to be out of our comfort zone, so what if we change the game rules?

“Poorly explain what you do for a living,” wrote Jeremy Padawer on Twitter, and guess what? People were more than happy to deliver some absurdly funny truth bombs. Like, watching tiny humans exit larger humans or taking used clothes from big people and making them right for smaller people. If it doesn’t make sense, read it again and wait for the “aaah!”

Below, we compiled some of the best responses from the thread to show that you don’t be so serious to reply to that tricky question.

Image credits: JeremyCom

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Malakai
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4 months ago

So ambulances are the perfect horror movie kidnappers

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Wendillon
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4 months ago

This is a great way to describe a firefighter.

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Bardhi's Dad
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4 months ago

Not everyone can (or want to) be what that extremely dumb and dangerous maniacal clown is

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Bored Panda reached out to the Twitter user who goes by Bitter Proffit from Nashville, Tennessee and works as a high school teacher.

When asked to poorly explain what he does for a living, @bitterproffit answered “I silently judge 18-year-olds for 5 hours a day, then I review their work and judge them again, but this time on a graded scale. I then make lists of my judgements of them. Plus, I get to discuss economics and US government all day.”

The response got 2.4k likes with many people guessing what his profession was. The teacher told us that part of his response was an inside joke with his students, “specifically former students who follow me on Twitter, about judging their work. They caught the reference.”

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Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ
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4 months ago

This should be higher!

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CatWoman312
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4 months ago

Labor and delivery nurse!

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postboredom
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4 months ago

Atleast that's better than a few humans we know.

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When asked why so many people find the question irritating, @bitterproffit said that he, on the contrary, finds it an interesting conversation starter. “Although I’ve had jobs that were harder to explain than my current one,” he added.“

The best part of my job is the relationships I develop with my students. Senior year in high school is such a pivotal year in their lives and I feel privileged that they allow me to share and be a part of their experiences in their successes and their setbacks,” the teacher said.

He also concluded that being a high school teacher is simply “the best job on the planet for me,” and we couldn’t be happier to see the man happy in his shoes!

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Luna Lovegood
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4 months ago

This is... kinda wholesome :) The woof dogs are doing a good job.

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ADHORTATOR
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4 months ago

Surgeon

sorlag110
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4 months ago

That makes more sense, I was thinking archaeologist.

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Leo Domitrix
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4 months ago

Ortho surgeon.

My O My
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4 months ago

Nice one!

PANDAS
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4 months ago

dentist? idk lol

HufflepuffPanda
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4 months ago

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hallowed demon
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4 months ago

Is that zelda from breath of the wild

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CatWoman312
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4 months ago

Pediatrist only because your twitter handle gave it away

AJ
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4 months ago

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Shelbie Ernst
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3 months ago

archeologist person that puts together dinsosour bones

Susan Thomas
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4 months ago

Orthopedic surgeon.

Camilla Koutsos
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4 months ago

Orthopod?

Aimee Simmons
Community Member
4 months ago

orthopedic surgeon. Ooooorrrr... Archeologist digging up skelly's and putting them back together. :D

WubYou4ever
Community Member
4 months ago

Sounds like an archaeologist

Steve Barker
Community Member
4 months ago

Most bone docs will admit that they are, when all is said and done, highly skilled carpenters.

Seabeast
Community Member
4 months ago

Orthopedic surgeon.

Andrea Delden
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4 months ago

Orthopaedic surgeons

Dorothy Parker
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4 months ago

Um, title and @... kinda give thjs away.

Charley
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4 months ago

Orthodontist

Julie He
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4 months ago

A friend once told me that as part of their training, the teaching orthopedic would go to Home Depot and get some 4x4s, broke them and ask the trainee to put them back together with screws and stuff. I on the other hand, learn to suture on pig feet and cricothyrotomy on pig larynx.

Marigold Jenkins
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4 months ago

Dentist

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#9

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Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ
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4 months ago

Actor

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Teresa Thomas
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4 months ago

Hard job. Thanks for doing it!!

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Wendillon
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4 months ago

Ah gotta love Colin

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Hilary Mol
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4 months ago

Best description of an ER surgeon yet!

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Hilary Mol
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4 months ago

Took me a minute, and I'm a musician.

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Rabbit Carrot
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4 months ago

No, you also do it to prevent language death, an utter tragedy.

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Evil Little Thing
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4 months ago

Doctoring at its finest.

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LittleMissLotus
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4 months ago

Are they a race studies professor? A sociology professor? A history professor?

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Analyn Lahr
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4 months ago

Scout troop leader?

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Bardhi's Dad
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4 months ago

Awwww ❤

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william wang
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4 months ago

Boxers?

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postboredom
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4 months ago

My job is to be judged by him and make my parents pay him for it. Then forget what was taught and do it all over again next year till i get a promotion.

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Harold Summer
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4 months ago

A big thanks to career counselors. They're correct. A lot of wannabe physicians aren't suited for the responsibility and will be miserable at best, dangerous at worst.

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Jasmine Donald
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4 months ago

so ironic

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Toea Muresan Iulia
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4 months ago

poet?

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Tabitha L
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4 months ago

Thanks for trying!!

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Analyn Lahr
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4 months ago

School bus driver.

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Eunice Probert
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4 months ago

Now that sounds like fun, especially the flouncing.

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Truth Monster
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4 months ago

Ph-photographer, i hope...? lol

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 months ago

Now I understand why I always ended up playing cards in stead of working on the spreadsheet.

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Call Me Mars
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4 months ago

My favirote so far!

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Tyler Isaac Cross
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4 months ago

phlebotomist?

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