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Time is not just relative, it gives a whole new perspective of things that wasn't there. Think of it as an ultimate test to determine whether stuff is legit or not. And while some things remain unchanged, like the world still hailing Keanu Reeves, others turn sour, like an acidic vinegar you’d never, ever dare to call wine.

This phenomenon is known as poorly aged things, which means they not only didn’t get better over time, they got way worse to the point of passing cringe or meeting regrets. So in order to see some of the best of the worst real-life examples, we took a visit to the “Poorly Aged Things” Twitter account that does precisely what it says: “showcases poorly-aged things and blinx.”

With 719.9K followers and counting, it offers some of the most remarkable examples of feeling remorse over something you were honestly proud of before. How did this 180° change happen? I told you, it’s all time’s fault.

Part of the beauty (and the horror!) of the world we live in is that things are for the most part unforeseeable. I mean, nobody would have believed you if, back in 2018, you told us there was the greatest pandemic in modern history right around the corner that would forever change our lives as we were used to. But on 31 December 2019 (it’s hard to believe it was two years ago!) the coronavirus was first reported from Wuhan, China, from which it rapidly spread around the globe.

But what if we could have known it prior to the outbreak actually happening? Could we have changed the debilitating course of events that followed? The question may never have answers, but we can have a look at what it takes to make predictions about the future, and how accurate they actually are.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but a new disease apeared out of nowhere and destroyed world peace

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If you've never heard of superforecasting, it’s the practice of prediction that covers everything from whether a currency will become stronger, one country will invade another, or there will be civil unrest in a city. Superforecasters calculate the probability of something happening and then adjust that as circumstances change. In this way, they’re able to come up with consistent predictions.

But it’s much more complex than that. According to Bloomberg, superforecasters did not accurately predict Brexit, putting the chances of a Leave vote at 23% in June 2016—the month of the referendum. Their predicted figure had been higher a few months previously but they had adjusted the likelihood downwards, reports the BBC.

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Being a superforecaster entails one quintessential personality trait, which is superior analytic ability. Philip Tetlock, the Leonore Annenberg University Professor in Democracy and Citizenship at the University of Pennsylvania, identified many people who could be turned into “superforecasters”—people whose analytic ability is considerably better than random people (or who, in financial analyst terms, “beat the market”).

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It doesn’t mean trusting your gut is all there is, since analysts have to do many other things besides just forecast, but it surely helps, Philip argues. Other personality traits for a superforecaster include being intelligent, playing games and solving puzzles, being able to pragmatically use other people’s ideas, and being open-minded to new data which shows up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Breaking up now doesn't mean the 25+ years wasn't worth it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Divorce doesn't mean they no longer want to be friends. From what I know of them I can see them staying friends. But after 25 years perhaps they weren't giving each other what they needed in a husband/wife. So they are divorcing to open the doors to new relationships. Not to close the door on their friendship.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh. Not that long ago. I'm wondering when the first time was that they thought about getting a divorce.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When she gets divorced, she'll have half as much money as she used to have. She won't be laughing.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda breaks my heart... I was hoping they would stay together...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does it go from that to divorced??? Something big must've happened?? 🤔

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Meami
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were laughing that they told everyone they would last another 25 years...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They grew for another 25 years in just two, and then grew apart.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, they had a very long run. Many couples struggle at at 5 years.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Money kept them together while he had a side piece and then she got tired

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

now that melindas single time to finally make my move/j

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Well now I know what really happened and why he sent her all that amount of money he did when she filed for divorce, he has been banging someone else for the 25 years and she found out.

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That just makes me wonder if they even tried to to work in their marriage. People give up on marriage so easily. It’s not easy, nor is it supposed to be!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked my ass off on my marriage for 5 years and had to get a divorce anyway. I regret those 5 years. You can't make the other person try, no matter how hard you try yourself. A successful marriage isn't measured by length or hard work - it's measured by wisdom to know that the length and the hard work are sound investments.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same things have been always said for disruptive innovations in history.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it'll topple over if there are no intervention. They heavily stabilized it starting from 90s

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically true - he didn’t say “not one s**t-smeared government building”.

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