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Time is not just relative, it gives a whole new perspective of things that wasn't there. Think of it as an ultimate test to determine whether stuff is legit or not. And while some things remain unchanged, like the world still hailing Keanu Reeves, others turn sour, like an acidic vinegar you’d never, ever dare to call wine.

This phenomenon is known as poorly aged things, which means they not only didn’t get better over time, they got way worse to the point of passing cringe or meeting regrets. So in order to see some of the best of the worst real-life examples, we took a visit to the “Poorly Aged Things” Twitter account that does precisely what it says: “showcases poorly-aged things and blinx.”

With 719.9K followers and counting, it offers some of the most remarkable examples of feeling remorse over something you were honestly proud of before. How did this 180° change happen? I told you, it’s all time’s fault.

Part of the beauty (and the horror!) of the world we live in is that things are for the most part unforeseeable. I mean, nobody would have believed you if, back in 2018, you told us there was the greatest pandemic in modern history right around the corner that would forever change our lives as we were used to. But on 31 December 2019 (it’s hard to believe it was two years ago!) the coronavirus was first reported from Wuhan, China, from which it rapidly spread around the globe.

But what if we could have known it prior to the outbreak actually happening? Could we have changed the debilitating course of events that followed? The question may never have answers, but we can have a look at what it takes to make predictions about the future, and how accurate they actually are.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but a new disease apeared out of nowhere and destroyed world peace

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If you've never heard of superforecasting, it’s the practice of prediction that covers everything from whether a currency will become stronger, one country will invade another, or there will be civil unrest in a city. Superforecasters calculate the probability of something happening and then adjust that as circumstances change. In this way, they’re able to come up with consistent predictions.

But it’s much more complex than that. According to Bloomberg, superforecasters did not accurately predict Brexit, putting the chances of a Leave vote at 23% in June 2016—the month of the referendum. Their predicted figure had been higher a few months previously but they had adjusted the likelihood downwards, reports the BBC.

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Being a superforecaster entails one quintessential personality trait, which is superior analytic ability. Philip Tetlock, the Leonore Annenberg University Professor in Democracy and Citizenship at the University of Pennsylvania, identified many people who could be turned into “superforecasters”—people whose analytic ability is considerably better than random people (or who, in financial analyst terms, “beat the market”).

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It doesn’t mean trusting your gut is all there is, since analysts have to do many other things besides just forecast, but it surely helps, Philip argues. Other personality traits for a superforecaster include being intelligent, playing games and solving puzzles, being able to pragmatically use other people’s ideas, and being open-minded to new data which shows up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same things have been always said for disruptive innovations in history.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad thing is that there are some doctors still smoking nowadays...

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Logic and Reason
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately knowledge of addiction doesn’t make you immune from it.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The freakiest cigarette ads came after they discovered that smoking reduced birth weight of babies, so they started promoting cigarettes as a way of keeping your figure and having a "slim" baby as a bonus.

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing that bothers me the most is how bad the last line is. Who thought that would sound good?!

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a good thing that they banned all advertising for tobacco products. Perhaps in another 20 years smoking has become just as social unacceptable as drunk driving or speeding.

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Philippa Davies
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's pretty much at that point already here in Australia. There are very few places out in public where people are allowed to smoke now.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe less people died from Camels which has more tobacco but less chemicals. Chemicals cause cancer more than tobacco.All the modern ciggies are loaded with chemicals so they can patent their brand. I know 6 Camel smokers that died in their late 80's and 90's. I have never smoked - THANK GOD.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember going with my mother to her Dr once. We went into his office and it smelled like a giant ashtray. Which he actually had on his desk......a HUGE round ashtray, piled up with cigarette butts!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Classic advertising trick. Suppose 1% of doctors smoke. Then you conduct a nationwide survey and stop as soon as you have at least one more count for Camels. Then you can run this ad and claim it's all true.

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Holly Crowe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandmother was advised to smoke for her asthma when she was quite young, seems so bizarre now...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a kid, I got hooked on cigarettes. My doctors are just now scheduling my third major surgery on my arteries ruined by 41 years of tobacco use. Don't smoke.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶"I roam the city in a shopping cart! A pack of camels and a smoke alarm!"🎶

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Surgeons are often heavy smokers. After all, they not how to cut out the s**t you get from it.

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David Beaulieu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This could be true. Although, maybe "T" for Throat Cancer would be a better tagline.

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Wow they ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO SMOKE JUST CUZ DOCTORS DO?? DOCTORS ARE MAKING VACCINES BUT IM NOT!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it'll topple over if there are no intervention. They heavily stabilized it starting from 90s

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically true - he didn’t say “not one s**t-smeared government building”.

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