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Time is not just relative, it gives a whole new perspective of things that wasn't there. Think of it as an ultimate test to determine whether stuff is legit or not. And while some things remain unchanged, like the world still hailing Keanu Reeves, others turn sour, like an acidic vinegar you’d never, ever dare to call wine.

This phenomenon is known as poorly aged things, which means they not only didn’t get better over time, they got way worse to the point of passing cringe or meeting regrets. So in order to see some of the best of the worst real-life examples, we took a visit to the “Poorly Aged Things” Twitter account that does precisely what it says: “showcases poorly-aged things and blinx.”

With 719.9K followers and counting, it offers some of the most remarkable examples of feeling remorse over something you were honestly proud of before. How did this 180° change happen? I told you, it’s all time’s fault.

Part of the beauty (and the horror!) of the world we live in is that things are for the most part unforeseeable. I mean, nobody would have believed you if, back in 2018, you told us there was the greatest pandemic in modern history right around the corner that would forever change our lives as we were used to. But on 31 December 2019 (it’s hard to believe it was two years ago!) the coronavirus was first reported from Wuhan, China, from which it rapidly spread around the globe.

But what if we could have known it prior to the outbreak actually happening? Could we have changed the debilitating course of events that followed? The question may never have answers, but we can have a look at what it takes to make predictions about the future, and how accurate they actually are.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but a new disease apeared out of nowhere and destroyed world peace

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes i think it's called Sherlock holmes but I'm not sure😅😅😅😅

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is, really. He only brought Sherlock back from that cliffs one (reichenbach falls maybe?), because the public demanded it. Not that I'm complaining I love the stories and novels, but still :(

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good lord! Read about him! He worked for justice in Africa, was a field doctor during a war, got some falsely accused poop!e exonerated ( saving them from death penalty) and was knighted for his services. He was never suspected of being the Ripper, but a member of the royal family was. Is it fake news on BP today?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also know him as the man who believed in fairies!

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Oli Junta
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And as a doctor that was addicted to opium... Conspiracy theory even suggests he was actually Jack the Ripper... He was away all week in his office, home only on weekends and holidays and he lived close to Whitechapel, London... on top of that, he hated his mother who he saw as a prostitute (cause of her promicuous lifestyle)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my god! he created a god-like character! don't be ashamed of it! i love sherlock holmes! yeah i only know you for that but you're not a failure if you makes peoples happy

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Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He tried to kill Sherlock, but it didn't exactly work. He hated that thing. I literally have no idea why

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Toasty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Arthur C Doyle? Oh, you mean the guy who invented Sherlock Holmes.

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Mimi M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read The Lost World long before reading any Sherlock Holmes - and I liked it better, too.

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Anita Pickle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the relationship between him and his mom. If you are not familiar with their bond and love of story telling, it is worth looking up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also quite famous for believing in fairies methinks. So. Success! I guess.

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La Petite Morte
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, he was much like Houdini, where he truly Wanted To Believe, but he needed proof. He was a dyed in the wool skeptic, thought that logical process of elimination was the correct path for any rigorous proof, and debunked several mediums, spiritualists, fairy sightings/photos, etc. He wanted the supernatural to be real, but needed it to be proved definitively before he would believe. Holmes was essentially him in an alternate universe. And... he described several forensic techniques/tables that are standard forensic procedure now, but were written off as fantastical and irrelevant to any situation except the 'contrived fiction of Holmes.'

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite short story of his isn't about a detective, it's about a pilot who goes above 10,000 feet for the first time and discovers a whole ecosystem of flying jellyfish, squid-like monsters, etc. and dies. Good stuff.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The Horror From the Heights." I first read that story when I was a kid. I actually found a PDF copy of it online a while back.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: I remember you did not only write Holmes. You are saved. Love, a fan

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Nic Dudley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's unfortunate we can't bring him back and show him all the tv shows and movies.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn! I thought Sherlock Holmes was written by Agatha Christie. Oops!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He coined the phrase "License to Kill" forever linking him to James Bond's 007. One of the few to be Knighted, he is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. He once helped to exonerate a man wrongly imprisoned for murder....Saving a man's life, I'd say that qualifies him as not being a failure.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhhhkay...as I recall, you were also a nutty spiritualist. There. Does that make you feel better?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Challenger series??? Military histories??? Stage plays??? countless short stories. Hell, even the story of the Marie Celeste is remembered in the way he wrote about it in a fiction novella rather in than in the way is factual. We'll brush over the spiritualism thing though.

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Paul O'Connor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was known for believing in fairies as well, so there's that?

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Arran Walker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then he’s not a failure, because many also remember he was an ophthalmologist!

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Shirley Heyn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well he never reaped the copyright rewards and movie royalties. . . like today's authors. . .

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Zarin Jashim
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, Sattyajit Roy invented Feluda, The Sherlock of Bengal.

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Logically Reasonable
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well then sir.............you are one of THE most FAMOUS failures of all times!!!

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DanieLegz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who is that? Anyone know a Detective who could find out for me?

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Orange Juice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't even remember his name.... I feel bad for the guy...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His life isn't a failure then, because I know him for the invention of the Doctor J. Watson too ;)

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James Belvoir
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean the former Portsmouth goalkeeper was known for something else?

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Kira Okah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember him more for thinking that photographs of fairy cut outs were real fairies.

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is known for Challenger in The lost world too.. all be it to a lesser degree

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WELL WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER OTHER THAN MR HOLMES

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Matt Baker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was the first to propose and detail the concept of fluid forensics. He also made crime scene investigation sensationalized.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Privileged speech from a rich white man. He planned to change the world and is probably still disappointed that he was "only" famous as an author.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or just maybe he wrote many other books more interesting, challenging or fascinating than the super sleuth series and rightly guessed its all he would be remembered for, as your misguided comment seems to confirm. His novel The Lost World is surely an inspiration to things you know today as Jurassic Park or the plateau visited by the characters of the animation UP, but I'm sure you are right and not just projecting modern day identity politics onto a man who died almost a century ago.

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YOU LIFE HAS NOT BEEN A FAILURE BECAUSE PEOPLE STILL WATCH THE MOVIES AND READ THE BOOKS

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If you've never heard of superforecasting, it’s the practice of prediction that covers everything from whether a currency will become stronger, one country will invade another, or there will be civil unrest in a city. Superforecasters calculate the probability of something happening and then adjust that as circumstances change. In this way, they’re able to come up with consistent predictions.

But it’s much more complex than that. According to Bloomberg, superforecasters did not accurately predict Brexit, putting the chances of a Leave vote at 23% in June 2016—the month of the referendum. Their predicted figure had been higher a few months previously but they had adjusted the likelihood downwards, reports the BBC.

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Being a superforecaster entails one quintessential personality trait, which is superior analytic ability. Philip Tetlock, the Leonore Annenberg University Professor in Democracy and Citizenship at the University of Pennsylvania, identified many people who could be turned into “superforecasters”—people whose analytic ability is considerably better than random people (or who, in financial analyst terms, “beat the market”).

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It doesn’t mean trusting your gut is all there is, since analysts have to do many other things besides just forecast, but it surely helps, Philip argues. Other personality traits for a superforecaster include being intelligent, playing games and solving puzzles, being able to pragmatically use other people’s ideas, and being open-minded to new data which shows up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same things have been always said for disruptive innovations in history.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it'll topple over if there are no intervention. They heavily stabilized it starting from 90s

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically true - he didn’t say “not one s**t-smeared government building”.

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