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Time is not just relative, it gives a whole new perspective of things that wasn't there. Think of it as an ultimate test to determine whether stuff is legit or not. And while some things remain unchanged, like the world still hailing Keanu Reeves, others turn sour, like an acidic vinegar you’d never, ever dare to call wine.

This phenomenon is known as poorly aged things, which means they not only didn’t get better over time, they got way worse to the point of passing cringe or meeting regrets. So in order to see some of the best of the worst real-life examples, we took a visit to the “Poorly Aged Things” Twitter account that does precisely what it says: “showcases poorly-aged things and blinx.”

With 719.9K followers and counting, it offers some of the most remarkable examples of feeling remorse over something you were honestly proud of before. How did this 180° change happen? I told you, it’s all time’s fault.

Part of the beauty (and the horror!) of the world we live in is that things are for the most part unforeseeable. I mean, nobody would have believed you if, back in 2018, you told us there was the greatest pandemic in modern history right around the corner that would forever change our lives as we were used to. But on 31 December 2019 (it’s hard to believe it was two years ago!) the coronavirus was first reported from Wuhan, China, from which it rapidly spread around the globe.

But what if we could have known it prior to the outbreak actually happening? Could we have changed the debilitating course of events that followed? The question may never have answers, but we can have a look at what it takes to make predictions about the future, and how accurate they actually are.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but a new disease apeared out of nowhere and destroyed world peace

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If you've never heard of superforecasting, it’s the practice of prediction that covers everything from whether a currency will become stronger, one country will invade another, or there will be civil unrest in a city. Superforecasters calculate the probability of something happening and then adjust that as circumstances change. In this way, they’re able to come up with consistent predictions.

But it’s much more complex than that. According to Bloomberg, superforecasters did not accurately predict Brexit, putting the chances of a Leave vote at 23% in June 2016—the month of the referendum. Their predicted figure had been higher a few months previously but they had adjusted the likelihood downwards, reports the BBC.

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Being a superforecaster entails one quintessential personality trait, which is superior analytic ability. Philip Tetlock, the Leonore Annenberg University Professor in Democracy and Citizenship at the University of Pennsylvania, identified many people who could be turned into “superforecasters”—people whose analytic ability is considerably better than random people (or who, in financial analyst terms, “beat the market”).

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It doesn’t mean trusting your gut is all there is, since analysts have to do many other things besides just forecast, but it surely helps, Philip argues. Other personality traits for a superforecaster include being intelligent, playing games and solving puzzles, being able to pragmatically use other people’s ideas, and being open-minded to new data which shows up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So two impeachments must be really deplorable

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah lying about a blow job is in no way a comparison with withholding aid from the Ukraine for not finding dirt on your opponents and then trying to overthrow our government when you lose the election.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's see, one impeachment for lying about a blow job. Two impeachments for acts that threaten our democracy. hmmm

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything he kicked others for he did three times worse. He needed to be thrown out on his crooked lying ass but Republicans havent n a spine or brains any more

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this, someone should retweet this. Wonder what it's like to have a father, who has had nothing to do w/you since your birth, that's the laughing stock in Countries around the world and who was impeached twice.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Donnie Jr. is if anything even dumber than his old man. In its own bizarre way, that's quite an accomplishment. ;-)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In trumps world the FIRST impeachment cancels out the SECOND! (I still can't get over he was SO bad he's the 1st to impeached TWICE).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you bested Clinton! You doubly big deplorable basket!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two impeachments don't cancel each other out, Donny half scoop.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL "#BasketOfDeplorables" ...think he mixed that up with his Amazon shopping cart

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean... He was aquitted on both wasn't he? And can you even impeach a president that's not in office anymore?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are people also just ignoring that Mitch McConnell was all “we can’t impeach him, he’s still in office!” only to then say “we can’t impeach someone who isn’t in office!” Absolute scum.

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What's deplorable is making false claims, especially ones you've instigated.... What's justice is when the claims aren't substantiated.... People can claim anything they want... that doesn't make it so!

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To be realistic though. The 2 on Trump smear campaign tactics

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same things have been always said for disruptive innovations in history.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it'll topple over if there are no intervention. They heavily stabilized it starting from 90s

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically true - he didn’t say “not one s**t-smeared government building”.

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