2019 Pooping Dog Calendar Is Here, And It’s The Crappiest Calendar We’ve Ever Seen
Sometimes things just need no further explanation, they do exactly what it says on the tin. The 2019 ‘Pooping Pooches’ calendar is a great example of this, it is simply a calendar which features various breeds of dog laying some cable in a picturesque setting.
Anyone can enter their own defecating dog into the photo competition for a coveted place in the yearly calendar, and $1 from every calendar sold is donated to the Maui Humane Society, so it’s a gag gift with a good cause!
This year’s edition features a French Bulldog, Jack Russell Terrier, Weimaraner, Beagle, Labrador, Treeing Walker Coonhound and more, so if you want to get your secret santa gifts in early you can grab a copy for yourself here, hot off the press! Scroll down below to check out what in store poop-wise next year, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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The 2019 Pooping Pooches calendar is here and it doesn’t disappoint!
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June
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September
October
November
December
Here’s what pooping beauties have been on the covers before:
The calendars really make great gifts!
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Share on FacebookAlrighty... I'll say it, *I* will buy multiples of this calendar! Before anyone starts by calling me some sick weirdo... a bit of background info: I'm a dog walker. And, I have a small network of dog walkers I work with when I need help. They're getting these for X-mess! Because *I* think it's GD hilarious—in the context of our jobs and what we have to do all day (hint: we pick up poop)— and will GLADLY spend a bit of money on something that helps the Maui Humane Society. And, yes, I DO support my local humane society with my time... so please don't tell me to just give them cash instead. Bah humbug... or Merry X-mess. I LOVE this calendar! :-D
I'd love to see their reactions :D Maybe the people (dog owners) who regularly hire dog walkers should be given some too, maybe anonymously if they don't understand humor
Load More Replies...Anyone who thought this being a cute/funny/entertaining - you name it - idea please stay away from me. This is disgusting, I don't find any pleasure in watching other living entities defecating. Go watch Human Centipede, I guess it would fulfill your estethical needs to the extreme..
Oh take the stick out of your a*s... you must be real fun at parties...
Load More Replies...Imagine somewhere out there, in a galaxy, far, far away.. There are dogs who gift each other calendars with Humans pooping! XD
So you thing this is strange? Look at what we have in germany: Take a look at the "Karpfenkalender" Google it! "NSFW"
The calendar in itself is pretty bizarre but my question is, why would someone take a picture of their dog taking a dump?
Nice work, BoredPanda, posting literal s**t. Is this an ad for the calendar?
Thanks to Bored Panda, I was able to quit my job by taking pictures of my dog crapping in my neighbors yard. Now I'm unemployed and homeless.
This is nonsense. People are idiots. The calendar is pathetic. The creators have fallen to a level that is sad.
I bought this and it is wonderful. People were really nice and gave me a free card for purchasing two.
Anything that is made to be thrown away should not have been made in the first place. I reckon that at least 99% of this calendar will only be bought as a kind of prank gift - to then be thrown out without ever having been used. - - - Sorry, but you either give a damn about the chances of survival of coming generations or you don't.
Most people that want to spy on other people’s mobile phones don’t usually have access to the phones so the best bet is usually to hire a professional since most of these spy software still require having to install something on the target’s phone. I was able to hack my ex’s phone with the help of Walter the expert I hired online. If you ever need to hack a mobile phone, email or social media or any other service you need a hacker (go search for it online for waltercyberwizard . com) if you can’t have physical access to the device God bless.
Hah, knew I recognized November's background building. Chiang Mai is loaded with popping street dogs, brought one back to the US with me.
Please forgive me, but did you really bring a "popping sreet dog" back with you?
Load More Replies...Looks like Stella didn't even digest that banana...or whatever that thing from another dimension might be... pooping-po...425675.jpg
Wow.. ok... I don't know why I clicked on this... the title said it all.... g's I don't even look at my dogs when they go, I look away to give them a little privacy (my lab give's me the "what are you looking at" look)
That's disgusting. Everyone who owns a dog should collect the dog poop and not leave it to the streets. Many dog owners are good people and they throw the dog poop to a dumpster.
Load More Replies...All i could think about is what an angry pooper Butter is...
Load More Replies...You all who are commenting that it's gross...then why did you even look and post about it, just keep scrolling. I think it's hilarious! Tempted to hang one in my office (at a vet) hehe. But I have a calendar that features my own dog for every month :D thank you Shutterfly!
Alrighty... I'll say it, *I* will buy multiples of this calendar! Before anyone starts by calling me some sick weirdo... a bit of background info: I'm a dog walker. And, I have a small network of dog walkers I work with when I need help. They're getting these for X-mess! Because *I* think it's GD hilarious—in the context of our jobs and what we have to do all day (hint: we pick up poop)— and will GLADLY spend a bit of money on something that helps the Maui Humane Society. And, yes, I DO support my local humane society with my time... so please don't tell me to just give them cash instead. Bah humbug... or Merry X-mess. I LOVE this calendar! :-D
I'd love to see their reactions :D Maybe the people (dog owners) who regularly hire dog walkers should be given some too, maybe anonymously if they don't understand humor
Load More Replies...Anyone who thought this being a cute/funny/entertaining - you name it - idea please stay away from me. This is disgusting, I don't find any pleasure in watching other living entities defecating. Go watch Human Centipede, I guess it would fulfill your estethical needs to the extreme..
Oh take the stick out of your a*s... you must be real fun at parties...
Load More Replies...Imagine somewhere out there, in a galaxy, far, far away.. There are dogs who gift each other calendars with Humans pooping! XD
So you thing this is strange? Look at what we have in germany: Take a look at the "Karpfenkalender" Google it! "NSFW"
The calendar in itself is pretty bizarre but my question is, why would someone take a picture of their dog taking a dump?
Nice work, BoredPanda, posting literal s**t. Is this an ad for the calendar?
Thanks to Bored Panda, I was able to quit my job by taking pictures of my dog crapping in my neighbors yard. Now I'm unemployed and homeless.
This is nonsense. People are idiots. The calendar is pathetic. The creators have fallen to a level that is sad.
I bought this and it is wonderful. People were really nice and gave me a free card for purchasing two.
Anything that is made to be thrown away should not have been made in the first place. I reckon that at least 99% of this calendar will only be bought as a kind of prank gift - to then be thrown out without ever having been used. - - - Sorry, but you either give a damn about the chances of survival of coming generations or you don't.
Most people that want to spy on other people’s mobile phones don’t usually have access to the phones so the best bet is usually to hire a professional since most of these spy software still require having to install something on the target’s phone. I was able to hack my ex’s phone with the help of Walter the expert I hired online. If you ever need to hack a mobile phone, email or social media or any other service you need a hacker (go search for it online for waltercyberwizard . com) if you can’t have physical access to the device God bless.
Hah, knew I recognized November's background building. Chiang Mai is loaded with popping street dogs, brought one back to the US with me.
Please forgive me, but did you really bring a "popping sreet dog" back with you?
Load More Replies...Looks like Stella didn't even digest that banana...or whatever that thing from another dimension might be... pooping-po...425675.jpg
Wow.. ok... I don't know why I clicked on this... the title said it all.... g's I don't even look at my dogs when they go, I look away to give them a little privacy (my lab give's me the "what are you looking at" look)
That's disgusting. Everyone who owns a dog should collect the dog poop and not leave it to the streets. Many dog owners are good people and they throw the dog poop to a dumpster.
Load More Replies...All i could think about is what an angry pooper Butter is...
Load More Replies...You all who are commenting that it's gross...then why did you even look and post about it, just keep scrolling. I think it's hilarious! Tempted to hang one in my office (at a vet) hehe. But I have a calendar that features my own dog for every month :D thank you Shutterfly!
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