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“How Was This Approved?”: 30 Of The Most Absurd Signs, As Spotted By The Bored Panda Community
Every town and city has signs, but sometimes you come across one that makes no sense. However, it's funny to read them, so I asked our community to share the most absurd sign they've seen in their hometown, and, surprisingly or not, they had a lot of examples to share!
Here are all the silly signs spotted by our Pandas. I hope it will brighten up your day a bit! Enjoy!
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On A Road In Alaska, One Of The Reasons I Never Went Back
At A Zoo
I'm out of the chair and using a walker now, but I don't think I'll visit this zoo.
Okayyyy
OH... I wish they had tear off strips on the bottom of this poster... I've seen this cat!
Not Sure This Fits Here But Saw This On The Back Of A Lorry That Empties Cess Pools
There are trucks in my area that read "your poo is our bread and butter.
Getting Real Specific
a lot of people do this on private properties with longer driveways, because you're more likely to notice a speed limit sign not ending in a 0 or 5 and therefore more likely to drive slower. they're usually not the exact speed limit to go, but it does encourage you to go slower.
This Is In A Cave But Does It Still Count?
Hey I've been there that's in pergatory mass used to make fun of my dad as a kid cuz he couldn't make it through used to go hiking there alot now it cost too much for one day if I visit
This Was A Sign My Dad Saw One Day, And Then He Added The Orc
How Was This Approved?
Sam buys houses fast? mas BYU's hoses U fats? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???
Actual Billboard In Rural Missouri
As a rural Missourian I can completely believe this. One near my house has a poorly photoshopped electric-green rattlesnake that hurts my eyes every time I drive by
Classic British Response To Snow!
Succinct
At 2 Different Zoo's In The Carolinas
There are speed bumps (small) which abuse your shocks and struts...speed humps are very large and, if you're driving fast enough, can buck your car hard enough to launch your passengers around. Speed bumps make you brake...speed humps make you drive the posted speed limit. If you are doing the speed limit with speed humps, you'll hardly tell they are there.
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"Speed Hump" signs are absolutely everwhere in Virginia. Plus, there's a huge county called "Fauquier" which, improbably is pronounced, "F**k yer." So when someone asks, "Hump what?" you can always answer with the other signs in the neighborhood, "Fauquier Police Department," "Fauquier Fire Company", "Fauquier Dept of Public Works", "Fauquier County Jail" and so on ad infinitum.
Lol! I read your comment out loud the second time, and it got instantly funnier
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Have you ever seen a Ford GT40 trying to go over one of those? Or an Audi R8?
I only recently saw my first sign warning about a "hump" as opposed to a regular speed bump. Of course, the 12 year old in me did a double take and giggled
It was driving out of the airport in Madison, WI, USA, BTW
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What most places call "Speed Bumps" are called "Speed Humps" in the Washington D.C. area.
The ones around Cancun are speed hills. I've never seen them as big as they are anywhere else and you could definitely get some air with them if you go fast enough
there's signs in my neighborhood that say "road hump ahead" and every time i go past them i think of the vine
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On A Pharmacy Window. The Sort Of Thing You Ask For In A Low Voice. Laxative. Seen In Oporto. ....it Ends In ..it's A Relief...
Follicle, Hair, Thank You
A Classic Detroit Billboard
Gah! Gotta provide some context for non-Christian residents, or they'll think you're vampires or cannibals!
Should I Just Go Out Back, Then?
Indeed, why throw money in a bottomless pit? It's strange how some people think that destroying other people's property is hilarious. But if someone picks a flower from their garden, they scream bloody murder.
Somewhere In Montana
Never Forgot Seeing This Years Ago. Redneck Wedding Ftw?!
To the person suggesting the writer is dyslexic - every dyslexic I know, knows their limitations and would run it past someone else first. This is just ignorance not a disability.
Seen In A Diner
Small Town In South Africa. A Local Hair Salon Which Will Also Remove One Of Your Eyes, For Free!
Mike Exotic - Millions Of Kitties!
A Funny Name For A Business In My Hometown. I Guess It’s A Dentist’s Office
If Only I'd Known About This Place On Mother's Day. Here's That Catalytic Converter You've Always Wanted, Mom!
Bring your tools and you and Mom can make a day of it. Be sure to visit our gift shop on your way out.
It's Supposed To Be "I Love Boston Grillz" But It Looks Like "I Love Ot Grlz"
Not An Irritation At All. Just Adding To The Things Needing To Avoid!
I respect our Amish communities and even buy groceries from their shops - they have amazing antibiotic-free meat and wonderful produce, but the buggies sharing toads gets dangerous. Since they don't buy gas, they don't pay taxes for road improvement, but their horse shoes and buggy wheels tear up the asphalt. Also, many don't even use lanterns at night and it's dangerous. I grew up in mountainous, rural PA, and hated watching the horses struggle up and down the mountains too.
Note: this post originally had 34 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no "P" in it. Please keep it that way.
What is it with BP's truncation policy? Must every posting be shortened? A post with 34 entries is just fine!
It's a clickbait site. 34 does not sound snappy in a clickbait title advertised all over the place.
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Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no "P" in it. Please keep it that way.
What is it with BP's truncation policy? Must every posting be shortened? A post with 34 entries is just fine!
It's a clickbait site. 34 does not sound snappy in a clickbait title advertised all over the place.
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