Every town and city has signs, but sometimes you come across one that makes no sense. However, it's funny to read them, so I asked our community to share the most absurd sign they've seen in their hometown, and, surprisingly or not, they had a lot of examples to share!

Here are all the silly signs spotted by our Pandas. I hope it will brighten up your day a bit! Enjoy!

#1

On A Road In Alaska, One Of The Reasons I Never Went Back

On A Road In Alaska, One Of The Reasons I Never Went Back

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#3

At A Zoo

At A Zoo

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Shyla Clay
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm out of the chair and using a walker now, but I don't think I'll visit this zoo.

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#4

Okayyyy

Okayyyy

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GoddessOdd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH... I wish they had tear off strips on the bottom of this poster... I've seen this cat!

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#5

Always Made Me Laugh As A Kid

Always Made Me Laugh As A Kid

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#7

Not Sure This Fits Here But Saw This On The Back Of A Lorry That Empties Cess Pools

Not Sure This Fits Here But Saw This On The Back Of A Lorry That Empties Cess Pools

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#8

Getting Real Specific

Getting Real Specific

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Alvie Rots
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a lot of people do this on private properties with longer driveways, because you're more likely to notice a speed limit sign not ending in a 0 or 5 and therefore more likely to drive slower. they're usually not the exact speed limit to go, but it does encourage you to go slower.

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#9

Now Hiring Fish Sandwich

Now Hiring Fish Sandwich

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Ernesto
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to BE a fish, then he can work at Popeye's for $4.49

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#10

This Is In A Cave But Does It Still Count?

This Is In A Cave But Does It Still Count?

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Samantha Mannion
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey I've been there that's in pergatory mass used to make fun of my dad as a kid cuz he couldn't make it through used to go hiking there alot now it cost too much for one day if I visit

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#12

This Was A Sign My Dad Saw One Day, And Then He Added The Orc

This Was A Sign My Dad Saw One Day, And Then He Added The Orc

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#13

How Was This Approved?

How Was This Approved?

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#14

Actual Billboard In Rural Missouri

Actual Billboard In Rural Missouri

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Jacob Slump
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a rural Missourian I can completely believe this. One near my house has a poorly photoshopped electric-green rattlesnake that hurts my eyes every time I drive by

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#15

Classic British Response To Snow!

Classic British Response To Snow!

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#18

On A Pharmacy Window. The Sort Of Thing You Ask For In A Low Voice. Laxative. Seen In Oporto. ....it Ends In ..it's A Relief...

On A Pharmacy Window. The Sort Of Thing You Ask For In A Low Voice. Laxative. Seen In Oporto. ....it Ends In ..it's A Relief...

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#19

Follicle, Hair, Thank You

Follicle, Hair, Thank You

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#20

A Classic Detroit Billboard

A Classic Detroit Billboard

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Felice Coles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gah! Gotta provide some context for non-Christian residents, or they'll think you're vampires or cannibals!

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#21

Should I Just Go Out Back, Then?

Should I Just Go Out Back, Then?

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WilvanderHeijden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Indeed, why throw money in a bottomless pit? It's strange how some people think that destroying other people's property is hilarious. But if someone picks a flower from their garden, they scream bloody murder.

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#23

Never Forgot Seeing This Years Ago. Redneck Wedding Ftw?!

Never Forgot Seeing This Years Ago. Redneck Wedding Ftw?!

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Joe Reaves
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the person suggesting the writer is dyslexic - every dyslexic I know, knows their limitations and would run it past someone else first. This is just ignorance not a disability.

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#25

Small Town In South Africa. A Local Hair Salon Which Will Also Remove One Of Your Eyes, For Free!

Small Town In South Africa. A Local Hair Salon Which Will Also Remove One Of Your Eyes, For Free!

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Jofeen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Specialises in human humans? Or just humans? I want to know how many hits im gonna get

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#26

Mike Exotic - Millions Of Kitties!

Mike Exotic - Millions Of Kitties!

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#27

A Funny Name For A Business In My Hometown. I Guess It’s A Dentist’s Office

A Funny Name For A Business In My Hometown. I Guess It’s A Dentist’s Office

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#28

If Only I'd Known About This Place On Mother's Day. Here's That Catalytic Converter You've Always Wanted, Mom!

If Only I'd Known About This Place On Mother's Day. Here's That Catalytic Converter You've Always Wanted, Mom!

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GoddessOdd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bring your tools and you and Mom can make a day of it. Be sure to visit our gift shop on your way out.

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#29

It's Supposed To Be "I Love Boston Grillz" But It Looks Like "I Love Ot Grlz"

It's Supposed To Be "I Love Boston Grillz" But It Looks Like "I Love Ot Grlz"

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#30

Not An Irritation At All. Just Adding To The Things Needing To Avoid!

Not An Irritation At All. Just Adding To The Things Needing To Avoid!

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AJJ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I respect our Amish communities and even buy groceries from their shops - they have amazing antibiotic-free meat and wonderful produce, but the buggies sharing toads gets dangerous. Since they don't buy gas, they don't pay taxes for road improvement, but their horse shoes and buggy wheels tear up the asphalt. Also, many don't even use lanterns at night and it's dangerous. I grew up in mountainous, rural PA, and hated watching the horses struggle up and down the mountains too.

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Rissie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amish are, to me, proof that heavy conflict doesn't come from different believes, most of the time it's easy to take each other into consideration if there is room for each other. Your point shows exactly where things will start to get iffy. It the larger society has ideas about what constitutes as animal abuse (and develops in that), that can start to itch. I don't agree on your observation on the buggies "tearing" up the asphalt. Asphalt that tears under the stress of a buggy and or horse shoe, has probably withstood many, many cars before that. I don't feel like doing the math, but the forces from speeding up and slowing down from a car might be a little more equal on normal tires, it's still what stresses the road mostly. Take in account how the community has little carbon footprint because of how they live, and they get a pass in my book.

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Arthur Waite
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Ontario, we have Mennonites, similar to the Amish (at least to outsiders' view). To allow for the horse-drawn buggies, the road boulevards are wider, and made more firm. And the buggy is required to have a reflective 'slow vehicle' sign on the back. We get along very well.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bobbie is right! Why downvote? Don't want to accept these "quaint, adorable people" have faults?

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Persephone
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are common, and anyone who hits a horse and buggy or finds this funny should be ashamed; entire families are often killed by people driving like assholes.

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Marnie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've noticed that most people seem to equate their lifestyle with their being somehow more noble, pure, and moral than the majority society. I for one jump to no such conclusion. I don't know anything about their culture. If you're someone who assumes they are like puppy dogs just because they don't use every modern tech and are somewhat self-sufficient, erase that unfounded assumption from your mind. It's a strange thing to assume a society's morals are based on their religion or desire to be different.

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Agent 8433599
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's an Amish shop near my town, they have the absolute BEST sandwiches!! 😋

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Marci Keesler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in northern Indiana, and these signs are everywhere. The Amish in our area all have lights on their buggies, and reflecting triangle signs on the back.

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