Every town and city has signs, but sometimes you come across one that makes no sense. However, it's funny to read them, so I asked our community to share the most absurd sign they've seen in their hometown, and, surprisingly or not, they had a lot of examples to share!

Here are all the silly signs spotted by our Pandas. I hope it will brighten up your day a bit! Enjoy!

#1

On A Road In Alaska, One Of The Reasons I Never Went Back

On A Road In Alaska, One Of The Reasons I Never Went Back

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#3

At A Zoo

At A Zoo

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Shyla Clay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm out of the chair and using a walker now, but I don't think I'll visit this zoo.

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#4

Okayyyy

Okayyyy

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH... I wish they had tear off strips on the bottom of this poster... I've seen this cat!

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#5

Always Made Me Laugh As A Kid

Always Made Me Laugh As A Kid

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#7

Not Sure This Fits Here But Saw This On The Back Of A Lorry That Empties Cess Pools

Not Sure This Fits Here But Saw This On The Back Of A Lorry That Empties Cess Pools

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are trucks in my area that read "your poo is our bread and butter.

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#8

Getting Real Specific

Getting Real Specific

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Alvie Rots
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a lot of people do this on private properties with longer driveways, because you're more likely to notice a speed limit sign not ending in a 0 or 5 and therefore more likely to drive slower. they're usually not the exact speed limit to go, but it does encourage you to go slower.

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#9

Now Hiring Fish Sandwich

Now Hiring Fish Sandwich

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Ernesto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to BE a fish, then he can work at Popeye's for $4.49

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#10

This Is In A Cave But Does It Still Count?

This Is In A Cave But Does It Still Count?

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Samantha Mannion
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey I've been there that's in pergatory mass used to make fun of my dad as a kid cuz he couldn't make it through used to go hiking there alot now it cost too much for one day if I visit

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#12

This Was A Sign My Dad Saw One Day, And Then He Added The Orc

This Was A Sign My Dad Saw One Day, And Then He Added The Orc

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#13

How Was This Approved?

How Was This Approved?

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#14

Actual Billboard In Rural Missouri

Actual Billboard In Rural Missouri

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Jacob Slump
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a rural Missourian I can completely believe this. One near my house has a poorly photoshopped electric-green rattlesnake that hurts my eyes every time I drive by

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Lucky2BAlive
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is for a truck stop - tourist trap. It’s called Uranus and the items and staff are all in on the jokes.

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April Hodakowski
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a truck stop, more of a curiosity/novelty. I live less than ten minutes from Uranus. It's a really neat place and the fudge is delicious.

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LittleWombat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been here!! Talk about some hilarious marketing lol!! Definitely the kind of place you stop to buy a funny t-shirt and some fudge (which they offer to pack for you...)

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Lillian Swaim
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Impressive that a gaga company can actually afford this. Most gag company names are for like, booze or pot stuff

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Mike Schantini
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've driven by it many time. Sometimes Uranus is packed and sometimes Uranus is empty.

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Scott Rackley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are several of those, they're on I44 between st louis and springfield

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Marci Keesler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These signs do exist. There's one of these stores in Muncie, IN and variations of these signs can be seen along (are you ready for this? ) interstate 69 in Indiana.

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Opal Basin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh my family once drove by this place. My mom later looked it up and it was just a tourist trap apparently... they wasted an opportunity. :(

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Sky
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Missouri and I haven't seen that sign yet lol

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Tammy Kirks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Missouri and can tell you this sign is 100% real. I've seen it in person.

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Cass Malone
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes this is real. I live right across the street from Uranus, Mo. It's got putt putt, a shooting range, the fudge factory and a couple other things. It used to be called Big Louie's and had a club, tattoo shop, and strip club.

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GlamourGhoul
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought fudge from them for my mother-in-law! It's really good.

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Amanda Davids
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also one for the cheese store in sweet springs MO and a very good place my dad and I stopped in on our way back from KC

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Kusotare
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How would you like to be a former employee of said factory? You'd have on your resume "F**********r, Uranus".

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Mike Rodrick
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won't even comment. I couldn't deal with all of the hate mail.

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#15

Classic British Response To Snow!

Classic British Response To Snow!

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#18

On A Pharmacy Window. The Sort Of Thing You Ask For In A Low Voice. Laxative. Seen In Oporto. ....it Ends In ..it's A Relief...

On A Pharmacy Window. The Sort Of Thing You Ask For In A Low Voice. Laxative. Seen In Oporto. ....it Ends In ..it's A Relief...

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#19

Follicle, Hair, Thank You

Follicle, Hair, Thank You

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#20

A Classic Detroit Billboard

A Classic Detroit Billboard

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Felice Coles
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gah! Gotta provide some context for non-Christian residents, or they'll think you're vampires or cannibals!

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#21

Should I Just Go Out Back, Then?

Should I Just Go Out Back, Then?

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Indeed, why throw money in a bottomless pit? It's strange how some people think that destroying other people's property is hilarious. But if someone picks a flower from their garden, they scream bloody murder.

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#23

Never Forgot Seeing This Years Ago. Redneck Wedding Ftw?!

Never Forgot Seeing This Years Ago. Redneck Wedding Ftw?!

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Joe Reaves
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To the person suggesting the writer is dyslexic - every dyslexic I know, knows their limitations and would run it past someone else first. This is just ignorance not a disability.

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#25

Small Town In South Africa. A Local Hair Salon Which Will Also Remove One Of Your Eyes, For Free!

Small Town In South Africa. A Local Hair Salon Which Will Also Remove One Of Your Eyes, For Free!

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Jofeen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Specialises in human humans? Or just humans? I want to know how many hits im gonna get

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#26

Mike Exotic - Millions Of Kitties!

Mike Exotic - Millions Of Kitties!

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#27

A Funny Name For A Business In My Hometown. I Guess It’s A Dentist’s Office

A Funny Name For A Business In My Hometown. I Guess It’s A Dentist’s Office

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#28

If Only I'd Known About This Place On Mother's Day. Here's That Catalytic Converter You've Always Wanted, Mom!

If Only I'd Known About This Place On Mother's Day. Here's That Catalytic Converter You've Always Wanted, Mom!

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bring your tools and you and Mom can make a day of it. Be sure to visit our gift shop on your way out.

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#29

It's Supposed To Be "I Love Boston Grillz" But It Looks Like "I Love Ot Grlz"

It's Supposed To Be "I Love Boston Grillz" But It Looks Like "I Love Ot Grlz"

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#30

Not An Irritation At All. Just Adding To The Things Needing To Avoid!

Not An Irritation At All. Just Adding To The Things Needing To Avoid!

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AJJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I respect our Amish communities and even buy groceries from their shops - they have amazing antibiotic-free meat and wonderful produce, but the buggies sharing toads gets dangerous. Since they don't buy gas, they don't pay taxes for road improvement, but their horse shoes and buggy wheels tear up the asphalt. Also, many don't even use lanterns at night and it's dangerous. I grew up in mountainous, rural PA, and hated watching the horses struggle up and down the mountains too.

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