We have all heard it a million times: beggars can’t be choosers. Whether your mother slipped in the phrase when offering you a cookie (but not the type of cookie you wanted!) or you had to use it when dealing with a demanding houseguest who had taken advantage of your hospitality, the saying rings a lot of truth and bears repeating. Yet somehow, not everyone learned the importance of this adage, and some entitled individuals are out there right now wreaking havoc in Instagram DMs, on Facebook marketplace and other places online demanding free art, discounted services and other outlandish requests. 

Apparently, beggars can be choosers, they will just be ridiculed for it online. We've gone through the Choosing Beggars subreddit to gather some of the most infuriating posts to share with you all down below, so be sure to upvote the pics that make you want to call up these people’s parents and tell them that they need a reminder that “beggars can’t be choosers”. Keep reading to also find interviews with artists Jill Arwen Posadas and Carrie Brummer to hear their thoughts on people requesting work for free, and then if you’re looking for even more of these frustrating posts after finishing this list, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last publication featuring the same subreddit right here.

#1

Ketchup Critics

Ketchup Critics

woodyluvscoffee Report

PickleRick
Community Member
1 month ago

That last line could be the most honest thing I've read in a long time.

View More Replies...
View more comments

The Choosing Beggars subreddit features a variety of different situations, from people actually begging for money or services to individuals demanding that they receive special treatment from artists who make a living selling their creations. (No, exposure and networking do not pay the bills.) And some of these posts are astonishing. The sheer level of entitlement some people exhibit is ridiculous, but sadly, it is not uncommon. This subreddit has over 2 million members and receives new posts almost constantly. 

The page is flooded with potential landlords offering ridiculous accommodation and people asking photographers to shoot events for free because “there will be a lot of future clients there”. But the moderators do clarify who counts as a “choosy beggar” to keep the group from getting out of control. For example, the beggar must be a “person seeking goods or services at a reduced cost, for free, or for a laughably lopsided trade or a person using social media, dating apps, or otherwise to seek out a specific type of relationship”. 

#2

This Is How You Deal With Them

This Is How You Deal With Them

Weird_Credit_5720 Report

ScarletRos
Community Member
1 month ago

I think this is happening more and more often. I had a kid around 14 or so come up to me when I was buying petrol and ask if I could get him something to eat. I wouldn’t have minded but he starts rattling off several things that he wants and then an energy drink as well (as if petrol isn’t expensive enough!). I told the staff and they said he did it all the time and they always had to chase him off.

View more comments

When it comes to how “choosy” people must be to qualify for a post on the page, the rules state that they must “have unreasonable standards or have a comical sense of entitlement”. I wish that it was not so easy to find people like that, but clearly, the page proves that there are many encounters with choosy beggars every day. When it comes to who does not qualify to be roasted on the page, the moderators have set some more ground rules.

“Unattractive people seeking a normal relationship and having reasonable standards are not a good fit for this sub,” the rules state. “Ugly people are allowed to want a partner with a job, or no kids, or anything else we would consider reasonable for the beautiful people.” The page is not about bullying, so it’s great that there are guidelines. No one will be shamed for how they look; this is an equal opportunity page where anyone who displays gross entitlement has opened themselves up to criticism. 

#3

My Sister-In-Law Has Had Enough Of The Exposure Clientele

My Sister-In-Law Has Had Enough Of The Exposure Clientele

Poverty123 Report

BatPhace
Community Member
1 month ago

The thing is, most people who want free c**p DO, ACTUALLY haggle with their hairdresser, doctor, electrician, dog groomer and local restaurant 🤣

View More Replies...
View more comments

The rules also clarify that “a person asking for help with life's necessities out of desperation is not a choosingbeggar”. “The person begging must be at least in the gradient of being an entitled jerk, this sub is not a place to mock poverty,” the moderators explain. They provide the example of someone running out of money and asking for gas through a Facebook status so they can make it to work. “They got the beggar part down, but this sub is not /r/beggars so that post wouldn't fit. If that same person turns down someone offering to give them a ride to work because they don't want to be seen in a PT Cruiser, then that post would fit.”

They also explain that, “A parent asking for handouts because their kids want an Xbox for Christmas and the only way that could happen is if someone donates one, that isn't a choosingbeggar.” If a person is begging without a sense of entitlement, they don’t deserve to be shamed on the page. “If that person is offered a Nintendo and they scoff at the suggestion, then that would be a good post,” the rules note.

#4

Influencer Wants Personal Song Written Plus One Hour Set At Wedding For Free

Influencer Wants Personal Song Written Plus One Hour Set At Wedding For Free

definitelymaybe22 Report

DforDory
Community Member
1 month ago

Great comeback.

View More Replies...
View more comments

One of the most common issues brought up on the Choosing Beggars subreddit is the fact that people feel entitled to free art. To address this topic, we reached out to artists Carrie Brummer and Jill Arwen Posadas to hear what it's really like to deal with these "choosy beggars". First, we asked both artists how often they are reached out to about working for free. "On average I would say 2-3 times per year I receive serious requests to either give away my art or do art teaching for free," Carrie told Bored Panda.

"I haven't been asked lately, but I think being asked once is once too often," Jill replied. "I used to get asked a fair bit when I was just starting out. Back when I was younger I thought it was worth it 'for the exposure' and the 'experience points' if I got a good look at who was asking and what 'actual exposure' and experience I would be getting. But these days it would take far more than just 'exposure' (like maybe if it was for charity?) for me to do it."

On second thought, though, Jill remembered that she had been reached out to more recently. "I had been asked when the pandemic was in the thick of things for free art a fair bit. It was for the pandemic, so you'd have to be pretty hardhearted, they must've thought, if you'd said no. But hey, we had to eat during the pandemic, too." Jill admitted that she did create the free art a couple of times, but said she would be lying if she said she had no hard feelings about it.

#5

Waaahhh I Didn’t Get A Less Than $2 Discount At An Already Fairly Priced Diner

Waaahhh I Didn’t Get A Less Than $2 Discount At An Already Fairly Priced Diner

davetheweeb Report

Chich
Community Member
1 month ago

This military discount is odd, and not a thing here. My training, deployments etc were paid for. I don't expect anything else, especially not in this economic climate.

View More Replies...
View more comments

We also asked Carrie why she thinks people feel entitled to free art. "Our society and culture sets a tone that says art is barely worth our time, let alone worth investing in," she explained. "Not only can this set us up to expect to pay 'less' for art, it sometimes discourages artists from setting fair prices for their work. In general, people feel more permission to spend money on a dozen streaming services than support an artist."

In terms of how she likes to deal with these individuals, Carrie told Bored Panda, "I've established clear boundaries about what feels good to me to give away or participate in at a discounted rate and what doesn't. If it doesn't meet the criteria it's a no. For whoever needs this reminder: no is a full sentence! I find it a waste of time to offer lengthy explanations to people who won't ever truly invest in my work. I'd rather be making more art."

#6

Customer Is Upset That A Mattress Store Won’t… Help Them Move…?

Customer Is Upset That A Mattress Store Won’t… Help Them Move…?

douchebaggery__ Report

Chocolate llama
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm glad that 2 years later they figured out that the store selling beds is actually just a store selling beds

View More Replies...
View more comments

We also asked Jill why she thinks people feel entitled to free art. "They don't think it's as 'important' as being a doctor, lawyer or so on," she said. "They think it's something people 'just do for fun'. Maybe it's plain ignorance, and you can't blame somebody for something they don't know, I guess. Unless it's someone who thinks they're entitled to free anything and not just art."

And her response to these entitled individuals? "Be polite and say no thank you. And then to not engage further. I don't think it's worth your time, energy or patience to get into that conversation with people like this."

#7

The Guy In The Comment Section Gets It

The Guy In The Comment Section Gets It

ScarletDarling3 Report

Jaden Alexander
Community Member
1 month ago

I used to do photography as a side hustle and I had someone hit me up like this for a highschool graduation shoot. I told her my price and she gave me the whole "exposure" line and wanted me to do it for free. I gave in and told her I'd do it. She got 3 hours on location and then I spent a few hours retouching everything up to get them to look just right. Then I sent them to her. The ones I sent looked pretty much like the photos in this post. She called me all bent out of shape because I blurred her face out of the shots. When she asked why I did that, I told her that that was the free exposure. If she wanted the full exposure, it was gonna cost her $250. In the end, I got my $ but she didn't tip at all. I wonder why.

View More Replies...
View more comments

Lastly, Carrie added how she has found a healthy way to handle these situations. "I personally felt more frustration and resentment towards these 'choosy beggars' before I sat down and truly asked myself when or where I'd be comfortable working at a discounted or free rate. Reflecting on what works for me, which won't be the same answer for everyone, has really helped me shift away from resentment and move closer to amused ambivalence."

If you'd like to support Carrie and check out some of her beautiful artwork, be sure to visit her website right here.

#8

$10 For A Mobile Haircut

$10 For A Mobile Haircut

Independent_Shape353 Report

Chicken Nugget
Community Member
1 month ago

Exactly YouTube is a miracle I learned how to punch someone while I had no hands or feet

View More Replies...
View more comments

Jill left us with some words of wisdom as well, "Maybe someday, everywhere, art as a profession would stand on equal footing with other professions. And I do mean all forms of art, including music, literature and so on. But I get this feeling that even if it did, there will always be people who think they can just ask for free stuff whether it's art or not. Let's just feel sorry for them, I guess, while at the same time protecting ourselves and our livelihoods. That's probably more positive than hating on them for being the unfeeling pernicious underhanded unscrupulous freeloaders they are," she added with a laugh.

Be sure to check out Jill's website and her wonderful artwork as well right here.

#9

Forgot About This Gem From The Other Year From When I Was Trying To Sell My Old Phone!

Forgot About This Gem From The Other Year From When I Was Trying To Sell My Old Phone!

Neither-Jello Report

Ember
Community Member
1 month ago

These people always make up a chronically Ill/sad child or terrible trauma to try and guilt trip you into giving them free or heavily discounted items. It makes me sick that people try and trick/scam others like this.

View More Replies...
View more comments

Whether a choosy beggar wants a painter, a graphic designer, or a photographer to create something for them, they are somehow not shy at all about asking for what they want while knowing they can’t offer any money. Influencers slide into the DMs of artists and restaurants requesting free pieces and meals assuming that the “exposure will be worth it”, meanwhile the artists and chefs just want to pay rent and buy groceries without worrying about taking on extra jobs. One clever artist found his own way to put choosy beggars on blast and created a whole Twitter account for it. The account is called For Exposure and was started by South Korea-based cartoonist Ryan Estrada in 2013. In fact, we even have a Bored Panda article featuring some of their best posts right here.      

#10

Cb Wants To Sample A Filet To Make Sure It’s Up To Family Standards

Cb Wants To Sample A Filet To Make Sure It’s Up To Family Standards

kcorr120 Report

Artemis Apollo
Community Member
1 month ago

Great comback

View more comments
#11

Please Make Sure It's In Good Condition Also

Please Make Sure It's In Good Condition Also

reddit.com Report

Chicken Nugget
Community Member
1 month ago

No not for free, they’re willing to pay a princely sum of zero dollars

View More Replies...
View more comments
#12

Twitter Art Commissioner Gets His First Choosing Beggar

Twitter Art Commissioner Gets His First Choosing Beggar

EvilLucas Report

Deborah Harris
Community Member
1 month ago

Speechless...

View more comments

The For Exposure account invites followers and fellow artists to share the most outlandish responses they have received from potential clients after informing them of their rates. “Surprised by your invoice,” reads one tweet. “I put a lot of smileys in my emails, so I thought we’d become friends and you wouldn’t charge.” Another boldly states, “If we had money for this, we’d be going after real artists… who paint on real canvases. Not the digital fake stuff.” Unfortunately, a lot of artists are willing to take on free labor at the beginning of their careers, but that does not mean they should. “I was very confused as a young artist,” Estrada told the BBC. “I had all of these people telling me that they were just small companies, so they couldn't afford to pay me, but could offer me exposure so that big companies would want to hire me.”

#13

It's Fun To See Them Get This Kind Of Attention Once In A While

It's Fun To See Them Get This Kind Of Attention Once In A While

MattPieti Report

PickleRick
Community Member
1 month ago

Influencers are the worst.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#14

Super Roomy Bathroom??!!

Super Roomy Bathroom??!!

Paradigmfusion Report

Deborah Harris
Community Member
1 month ago

Lol. Insanity at its best

View More Replies...
View more comments
#15

Can You Please Deliver That Free Item For Free? And I’ll Make You Feel Bad When You Decline. Smh

Can You Please Deliver That Free Item For Free? And I’ll Make You Feel Bad When You Decline. Smh

jaxond24 Report

ll think of a username soon
Community Member
1 month ago

Just walk, I know i would if there was a TV on the line

View More Replies...
View more comments

"I realized that I had to be my own advocate for my work, and figure out a way to make a living,” Estrada went on to say. And his account has clearly hit home with a lot of other creatives, as it now has over 240k followers. He wants to make it clear to those who don’t understand what being an artist is like that no matter how passionate an artist is, they are still putting in extremely hard work. Not to mention the high cost of materials that many forms of art require. “People think that art is just a fun hobby,” Estrada says. “But it's the difference between enjoying baking brownies on the weekend and working as a chef in a restaurant. That person won't be able to afford their own food if all their time goes into cooking for strangers. Many businesses just don't see that.”

#16

Free Suv, Not Old, Low Mileage, Good On Gas

Free Suv, Not Old, Low Mileage, Good On Gas

rredorr Report

Loolie
Community Member
1 month ago

Wow! Some folks have no shame.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#17

Oh You Are Selling For $300-$600? How About $20

Oh You Are Selling For $300-$600? How About $20

ScottTaylor_art Report

Artemis Apollo
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm sorry but what did that imbicil expect

View more comments
#18

I Know The Commenter's Math Is Wrong, But Still, Oof...

I Know The Commenter's Math Is Wrong, But Still, Oof...

marcal213 Report

DforDory
Community Member
1 month ago

Whaaat? You'd be making more than 50Cent....I'll show myself out! 🤪

View More Replies...
View more comments

Now, you might be wondering how it is even possible for so many entitled people to exist and to demand whatever they want for little to no cost. Don’t these people understand how the world works? Well, apparently, they might just find rules unfair. According to a series of studies published in the journal Social Psychological and Personality Science, it is very difficult to get entitled individuals to follow rules because they just don’t think they should apply to them. Emily Zitek of Cornell University and Alexander Jordan of Harvard Medical School conducted a series of studies to understand why entitled people just won’t follow rules, but nothing seemed to motivate them. 

#19

That Is Kinda Specific, Isn't It?

That Is Kinda Specific, Isn't It?

HejTx Report

BlackestDawn
Community Member
1 month ago

Nr 12. Whenever I see that kind of comment I always think "So he's that small".

Tara Dawn
Community Member
1 month ago

It makes me think it’s never even had the opportunity to find out.

Load More Replies...
Sanne H.
Community Member
1 month ago

How to match 8 and 13?

Na Schi
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Exactly my thoughts. Which makes me question No. 5

Load More Replies...
Na Schi
Community Member
1 month ago

How delusional can you be to name that shït-list "taking applications" - as if girls would queue to get enslaved by that incel.

Bubs623
Community Member
1 month ago

Exactly- he's an incel. He made the list purposely impossible so that he can then boast / complain how no woman will date him and thus all women are whores and bitches.

Load More Replies...
PickleRick
Community Member
1 month ago

Number 12 says a lot about how we don't market enough small condoms for tiny d**ked misogynists.

Karen Grace
Community Member
1 month ago

We can send a box of finger cots. With a rubber band or tape they might stay on.

Load More Replies...
Daniel Mattock
Community Member
1 month ago

I always want a follow up on these kind of dating posts; do these people ever actually find anyone to match these criteria? Do they realise they’re being ridiculous and lower their expectations? Do they die alone? I need answers, damnit!

(Anti)Social Penguin
Community Member
1 month ago

You’re not the only one. I want a follow-up too. I know that some women end up in this kind of relationships unwillingly, but i am curious if there are many women who will think “that’s what i want; that’s my Prince Charming”.

Load More Replies...
Down With Agent Hedgehog!
Community Member
1 month ago

I am shocked, literally. This is 1. Racist (‘no blacks’) 2. Insane (all the cooking, cleaning stuff a maid would do—actually nope, cuz the maid would be a lot more dignified than this non-existing gf of his dreams.) 3. Sexist (which sane woman would actually do the stuff number 6, 10, 11, 12completely) 4. WHO THE HECK IS THIS DUDE FOR ACTUALLY POSTING STUFF LIKE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE, women are actual human beings, this might come as a surprise to you, snobby, insane sociopath

Hex Gurls
Community Member
1 month ago

don’t forget a pedophile probably

Load More Replies...
KamCy Ahaka
Community Member
1 month ago

Yes my lord, I pledge myself to your service. Use me as you wish my lord... On a scale of 1-10 for crazy, this is an easy 50

Joe Blowe
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, there is no way this is real. If it is, HAHAHAHAHAHA, Also the "condoms make him feel trapped because they do not make them that small!

Kim Bush
Community Member
1 month ago

The original post has this listed as satire

Megan Curl
Community Member
1 month ago

Thank you for letting us know that! Truly

Load More Replies...
Ladytron
Community Member
1 month ago

This is a joke (I hope) but these types of guys definitely exist. Ok, so you want me to be as small as possible, not work (but still have enough money to split the bill?), cater to your every need and desire and go through the hormonal roller coaster for your comfort... and be your sex slave and cook. Got it. So, what do you have to offer in return? Must be something GREAT to match up with all that suffering right? RIGHT?

Iifa A.
Community Member
1 month ago

With an IQ of 113 and the very last two sentences and point no 14. I'm going to say Incel Signs, Red Flag, Danger Danger, Report and Run!

Monday
Community Member
1 month ago

and IQ of 113 isn't all that unusual these days so it's not even something for OP to brag about. Anyone that has had any kind of exposure to psychology or has a decent understanding of how our minds work will score over 110 on those things.

Load More Replies...
Novel Idesa
Community Member
1 month ago

Ya'll this is satire. Not far from some real dating profile bios, but also not real.

Mrs. Jan Glass
Community Member
1 month ago

I hate how many of us have experienced versions of this dude IRL.

Load More Replies...
aidan dean
Community Member
1 month ago

It's funnier if you read it while thinking how comic book guy talks

censorshipsucks
Community Member
1 month ago

I think I'd catfish this guy just to make his life worse.

laka puka
Community Member
1 month ago

The reason he cant find anything that fits is because there are no sizes that small.

Peculiar hedgehog
Community Member
1 month ago

“Condoms make me feel trapped” 😂 this guy will just LOVE parenting then…

LinkTheHylian
Community Member
1 month ago

I smell you smell we all smell an incel!

Nimues Child
Community Member
1 month ago

He's using an avatar of The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy. That says it all.

Hex Gurls
Community Member
1 month ago

bro 16??? and into kinky stuff????? this guy needs to be on a watchlist, preferably multiple of them

Matt Ronald Slater
Community Member
1 month ago

I had to downvote this one, because it's just SO DISGUSTING! People like this actually exist. Ugh!

ButFirstCoffee
Community Member
1 month ago

This screams "INCEL". And that's why no one wants them.

Raena Celis
Community Member
1 month ago

This has to be a joke

Kayjunmoon
Community Member
1 month ago

Surely this is a joke.

Paddling Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

Don't call me Shirley. (And it apparently IS a joke. Whew!)

Load More Replies...
Artemis Apollo
Community Member
1 month ago

Gonna need a microscope to see his tiny little thing

Creature Cargeaux
Community Member
1 month ago

"Split bills with me" "ideally doesn't have a job" ......... make it make sense.

winterknights
Community Member
1 month ago

How sick is that? On a scale 1-10? A 100?

Kate Jones
Community Member
1 month ago

...And it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Karen Grace
Community Member
1 month ago

Poor guy, can't find a condom that's small enough. Send him a box of finger cots. Those should work.

Minath
Community Member
1 month ago

He forgot to add that he is a nice guy and a Knight in shining armour.

grotesqueer
Community Member
1 month ago

He doesn't want a gf. He wants a slave. I would say "doll" if it wast for the fact that she needs to cook too (and just generally do whatever he says)

AndThenICommented
Community Member
1 month ago

This is a joke right? No one is this openly awful?

Matt Ronald Slater
Community Member
1 month ago

[Makes clicking sound with mouth] Wwwwweeeeeeeelllllllll... you'd be surprised.

Load More Replies...
Trisha Howson
Community Member
1 month ago

Red flags all over this. Sound like insecure b***h to me. And please you can't find anything that fits🤣🤣🤣🤣omg how old are you like 14 cause none gonna believe that.

Ansi
Community Member
1 month ago

I feel like an update to this will be his rant/complaints about how "females don't want nice guys" and that it's hard to date... and so on... 🙄

DforDory
Community Member
1 month ago

This was intended to be a joke,referring to those who mostly think alike. The pic of the user gives it away 😏

Britt
Community Member
1 month ago

The fact that he has a comic book guy profile pic makes me believe this is def not for real, or at least I hope it isn't

Marianna Sf
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Oh, he's pretty real. He's one of the "nerdy" guys, who always whine that they are unpopular. But when you tell them that it's probably because they're sexists, racists, narcissists and generally unpleasant to be around, they get offended. I'm pretty sure he's gone through the "I don't understand why I have to shower often" phase.

Load More Replies...
Jill Rhodry
Community Member
1 month ago

Every. Single. Point. There's so, so much to unpack here - but how does this even work...you can't have a job but must split the date bill?

Brenda
Community Member
1 month ago

That can't be real.

Beachbum
Community Member
1 month ago

Well how is she supposed to split the bill if you won't let her have a job??

Mattewis88
Community Member
1 month ago

It's like someone dumped a bucket of cockroaches down my shirt. Guuuuhhhh....

Mosheh Wolf
Community Member
1 month ago

People - I'm pretty sure that this is satire/sarcasm. I don't think that an actual incel would use the Simpson's Comic Book Guy as their avatar - they generally use some "Macho" imagery, like a lion or a warrior.

Jessica Julian
Community Member
1 month ago

🤔I think I know why he can't find any condoms that fit...🤏

Midoribird Aoi
Community Member
1 month ago

Sixteen? Damned pedo baby raper cradle robber....

Jay Dresser
Community Member
1 month ago

#8 + #13, wait... what??

Jay Dresser
Community Member
1 month ago

12: If you have trouble finding condoms that fit, Google "finger cots"

Natalia A
Community Member
1 month ago

Are we skipping over the fact that he's looking for a child to have sex with and enslave?! The only reason I'm not calling it r*ape is because I don't know what the law is where he is but from a moral standpoint, it's still r*pe of a child. And that's before we even talk about the rest of his messed-up, disgusting, misogynistic list.

Rob Chapman
Community Member
1 month ago

Why do I feel he wears a fedora at all times , and says "m'lady" to all the women that want nothing to do with him.

Gustav Gallifrey
Community Member
1 month ago

He left off No. 15: Have self-esteem so low (like, bottom-of-a-mineshaft low) that you would even consider applying.

Seedy Vine
Community Member
1 month ago

If condoms make him feel trapped, imagine what an unwanted pregnancy and childbirth feels like!

Mercyline Sei
Community Member
1 month ago

Black girls dodged a bullet. Not that any woman would be dumb enough to consider such trash!

AnnaB
Community Member
1 month ago

This HAS to be a joke...

Christopher Bowers
Community Member
1 month ago

I'd slap that guy across the face with a glove like they did in the old days and say "Sir, you are no gentleman, so refrain yourself from ever describing yourself as such, as you clearly refrain from using a Weenie Beanie for your teeny cocktail weenie!"

Jo Focquet
Community Member
1 month ago

How does he expect her to split the bill on a date and her not have a job? How does she pay? With what money?

Miocha
Community Member
1 month ago

Age starts from 16??!!! What??!!

Claire Pusey
Community Member
2 days ago

Creeeep

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Slavery is actually illegal buddy.

Andrieli Hoffmann
Community Member
3 weeks ago

It's gonna be really hard for him to find someone with an lower IQ than his

That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
Community Member
3 weeks ago

16-23!???

Keley Babs
Community Member
1 month ago

His user pic says everything

Anne McKinney
Community Member
1 month ago

A lower IQ than 113??? So he wants an idiot?

JP Purves
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh he's one of those "nice" guys...weighs 400lbs, has a neck beard.

Albino
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh no, I am 4 of those things. That's way too much. At least the other 10 are not even close.

Sarah Barker
Community Member
1 month ago

Ok so here's the thing about these criteria: People are allowed to want whatever they want. Sure, chances of him actually finding somebody are laughably low, nay impossible. But he's still allowed to want what he wants, even if what he wants is a stretch. And if a woman does come along who fits the criteria and wants this man, well....that's her business. But yeah, the guy is allowed to ask for anything he likes. Just means he's more likely to, ya know, expire before he find someone.

Lisa H
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm sure he can order a girlfriend online along with the bicycle pump he will need when she arrives.

Zodiac
Community Member
1 month ago

OMG! PERFECT! I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR A MAN TO USE ME! (JK)

DC
Community Member
1 month ago

I doubt his IQ is 113. 13 seems reasonable.

GloryToArstotzka
Community Member
1 month ago

Ah yes. Lower IQ.

Sarah Whittaker
Community Member
1 month ago

"PLEDGE YOURSELF TO ME" okay fantasy movie villain

Katrin Krueger
Community Member
1 month ago

I wonder why he has a hard time finding women.

Ravenz AJ
Community Member
1 month ago

i feel like this is satire based off the pfp, unless the OP somehow has a shred of self awareness

Squirrelly Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

#8 & #13, no job but has money? Even forgetting the idiocy of the rest...

Jp@nda
Community Member
1 month ago

Dear God my uterus shriveled up just reading that

Paddling Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

This makes me throw up, feel rage, and want to punch him hard in the head, all at the same time.

Paddling Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

Or, how do you let people know you're an Incel without telling people you're an Incel... Okay, rage abated.

Load More Replies...
Jordi Sharpe
Community Member
1 month ago

Application to be a girlfriend? No, he wants you to sign yourself into SLAVERY! And people wonder why I hate men.

SobyKay
Community Member
1 month ago

Is this some kind of social commentary joke?

that panda with the fur
Community Member
1 month ago

i have a feeling that he looks just like his profile picture

Ancsuri
Community Member
1 month ago

How will the girlfriend split the bill on a date if she does not have a job???

Missy
Community Member
1 month ago

16? More than a bit illegal you perv!

Paul Macdonell
Community Member
1 month ago

God I'm embarrassed to be a Male !!!

Circa
Community Member
1 month ago

This one is clearly a joke/satire.

Ruby
Community Member
1 month ago

This has to be a joke or a troll

Vanja Vidovic
Community Member
1 month ago

This is so disturbing... :-|

Amina Trabelsi
Community Member
1 month ago

How are you splitting the bill on a date if you "ideally don't have job"?

Shawn Heng
Community Member
1 month ago

I mean okay you dont want to be cheated but this......is too far

Curry on...
Community Member
1 month ago

This incel needs a blow up doll.

EP
Community Member
1 month ago

This is scary.

Shelli Aderman
Community Member
1 month ago

😳

Marigen Beltran
Community Member
1 month ago

This comment has been deleted.

Sandra Bartsch
Community Member
1 month ago

How can she split the bill on a date when she has no job?

All's Gravy
Community Member
1 month ago

I bet his inbox is overflowing!

Deux
Community Member
1 month ago

He sounds quite the catch- don't queue up all at once ladies, leave some room for those that have yet to see this ad!

Cammy Cat
Community Member
1 month ago

Wow! Is that all?!

Marigen Beltran
Community Member
1 month ago

Why not just have an audition to find a girlfriend....if you get what I mean.

K. Anderson
Community Member
1 month ago

Says split the bill but he would protect you & do anything except pay the bill

An Unpopular Opinion.
Community Member
1 month ago

I... uhh... run?

#CatsAndBobaLife
Community Member
1 month ago

No 16 year old would do this!! (Hopefully!!!)

ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣.𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
Community Member
1 month ago

🤮

Sharkbait1313
Community Member
1 month ago

This must be a joke... or troll....

DumYum
Community Member
1 month ago

OMFG!!

Nishanth Kusukuntla
Community Member
1 month ago

This feels like a joke

DeeDee M
Community Member
1 month ago

Please tell me this is fake. This is a dateline special waiting to happen.

J Smythe
Community Member
1 month ago

If he can't find a condom that fits, he can always try a finger cot. :D

Alicia
Community Member
1 month ago

Pedo alert!

Tilly
Community Member
1 month ago

How are they gonna split the bill if she ain't got a job?

That_One_Harry_Potter_Nerd
Community Member
1 month ago

Absolutely disgusting

𝖊𝖆
Community Member
1 month ago

Red flags aside, how can this non-existent woman always split the bill if she’s not allowed to have a job…?

The weird one
Community Member
1 month ago

This has to be fake. So disgusting

Mark Walsh
Community Member
1 month ago

NO BLACKS 🤣 wtf is wrong with this guy

Dani Fogel
Community Member
1 month ago

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Anta Babb
Community Member
1 month ago

Judging from the profile pic of Comic Book Guy, I really want to believe this was as satire FB post

L Melville
Community Member
1 month ago

How's she supposed to pay half on dates...without a job?

Aubrie Allen
Community Member
1 month ago

No job, but you have to pay for yourself on dates. How?

Pamela Worthington Smack
Community Member
1 month ago

"I am a psychopath who lacks grammar and spelling along with any firm connection to reality."

kcanded
Community Member
1 month ago

I've seen this a few times, and I keep hoping it's a troll/attempt at humor.

Johnny
Community Member
1 month ago

Sounds like he's trying to hire for 2 positions -- one is a maid, the other is a prostitute.

Natalie Kelsey
Community Member
1 month ago

Wow, I definitely think the actual IQ is way, way less. This person may never have actually left their house or interacted with live humans before

Phyllis Turbin
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

As you wish. 🤣🤣🤣

Hutch
Community Member
1 month ago

Someone thinks 50 Shades of Grey is a "how-to" book.

Scum Royals Gaming
Community Member
1 month ago

Split the bill and don't have a job... genious

Bonnie Buttons
Community Member
1 month ago

This comment has been deleted.

Bisces
Community Member
1 month ago

I stopped at number 3.

Bologna🇺🇦
Community Member
1 month ago

Look at his pfp and it'll all make sense.

SCP 4666
Community Member
1 month ago

I think I saw this one on rslash before. Looking for "girl"friend. Must be female. makes kinda sense, duh

Colin Timp
Community Member
1 month ago

Should actually say, "Seeking unpaid sex slave."

Grace and Lucy
Community Member
1 month ago

Me thinks you are a narcissistic controlling kind of 'gentlemen'.

Crouching hippo hidden panda
Community Member
1 month ago

So you want a barely legal sex slave to be in an abusive relationship? Someone lock this man up

Enlee Jones
Community Member
1 month ago

This guy gives off serial-killer-to-be vibes.

Heather Talma
Community Member
1 month ago

Not have a job but split the bills for dates. Yeah. Sure.

Ruthanne Leonard
Community Member
1 month ago

How's she supposed to split the bill if she isn't working?

Upstaged75
Community Member
1 month ago

Gross. I can smell his fedora from here. Disgusting incel.

Miles Mawyer
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm pressing X to doubt that 113 IQ.

Feminist Percussionist
Community Member
1 month ago

Oh my god, please someone tell me this is a joke. And god, that age range? Hell no…

Stephanie A Mutti
Community Member
1 month ago

It's going to take a MUCH lower IQ to respond to this

Sonny Kohler
Community Member
1 month ago

Uhm... Eek!

Lara Kristelle
Community Member
1 month ago

What do you mean you cant find any condom that fits when there’s an extra small available?

A.
Community Member
1 month ago

Scary, creepy, dangerous.

iblewsheep
Community Member
1 month ago

i am dubious of his claimed /IQ

Bri Nicole
Community Member
1 month ago

RUN

Tara Dawn
Community Member
1 month ago

This comment has been deleted.

Emily M
Community Member
1 month ago

This dude is so insecure that it is physically painful

Amber Hartsfield
Community Member
1 month ago

I’m sorry what- why- I HAVE NO WORDS WHO WOULD POST SUM LIKE THIS YA NASTY

Alma Muminovic
Community Member
1 month ago

Desperate times I see.

R D
Community Member
1 month ago

How is he still single?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!

Autistic apricot
Community Member
1 month ago

Application!? Is this where society is now

phil blanque
Community Member
1 month ago

If this is real I smile at the life of profound disappointment this person is destined for.

Lady Goldberry
Community Member
1 month ago

If it wasn't for the 'NO BLACKS' thing, I would have assumed this was a joke, it is that ridiculous a list. And IQ tests are not relevant anyway...anyone who goes on about their IQ like this is shamming it.

zxracat
Community Member
1 month ago

his profile picture matches him irl, probably

RezFidel
Community Member
1 month ago

Wow.. the wavelengths of the incel vibe are strong here.

Richard Bailey
Community Member
1 month ago

No need to put NO BLACKS, cause number 4 pretty much did that job for him!

Lady Goldberry
Community Member
1 month ago

I suppose I'm just relieved he didn't write 'do as I order'. Seems to have missed 'Must be happy to prepare a Klingon wedding'.

Load More Replies...
Radical Roses
Community Member
1 month ago

This can't be real..scary to think some people think it's okay to expect this from another human being.

MissyTheUniverse
Community Member
1 month ago

Is this from the 1820's?

Syringa Wessels
Community Member
1 month ago

16-23?! this is satire right?!

BatPhace
Community Member
1 month ago

Gotta love a racist incel

SheamusFan1987
Community Member
1 month ago

Wonder if he'll ever find his "ideal" girlfriend? How many takers on 'No'? Anyone? No? Okay we'll go with 'Never' then XD

Lia Salvatore
Community Member
1 month ago

is it even possible to have an IQ lower than him?

John Willemsen
Community Member
1 month ago

Split the bill but not work... Of course.

Jessi Lovely
Community Member
1 month ago

So doesn’t want to see her nude in person but wil have seggs…with clothes, I guess…

Octavia Hansen
Community Member
1 month ago

It's easy to see why this man has no girlfriend, and probably won't in the future. Dream on, dude!

Melissa Jane
Community Member
1 month ago

This has to be a joke.

Tobias Reaper
Community Member
1 month ago

this whole list screams small d**k energy

Dry White
Community Member
1 month ago

Queuing round the block for this one!

Amanda
Community Member
1 month ago

🤢

K. Anderson
Community Member
1 month ago

No blacks😂☠️

Lia Salvatore
Community Member
1 month ago

holyshitacobeans i just saw number fourteen someone avada kedavra this peace of shitacerooni now aarrghh

SciencePandaTheSecond
Community Member
1 month ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Hey, it ain't racism if it saves your life

Joi Cain
Community Member
1 month ago

Huh?

Load More Replies...
View More Replies...
View more comments
#20

Make Me A Costume

Make Me A Costume

CaptainEmmy Report

Joe Blowe
Community Member
1 month ago

Parent- I thought you would provide all supplies needed and also pay me for the opportunity. I will be sure to post it online but tell people I created it.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#21

Wants To Pay $50 For Completely Handmade Robe

Wants To Pay $50 For Completely Handmade Robe

seawatersiren Report

Yettichild
Community Member
1 month ago

$50 wouldn't even cover the fabric.

View More Replies...
View more comments
See Also on Bored Panda

“We thought that everyone would follow instructions when we told people that they would definitely get punished for not doing so, but entitled individuals still were less likely to follow instructions than less entitled individuals,” said Zitek. Finally, Zitek and Jordan reached a conclusion that, “Entitled people do not follow instructions because they would rather take a loss themselves than agree to something unfair.” Zitek explained that anyone in charge of entitled individuals, like managers or educators, needs to navigate the challenge of making rules seem “fair” to them if there is any chance of the guidelines being adhered to.

#22

Hahahaha No

Hahahaha No

Meme_God_64 Report

Disgruntled Panda
Community Member
1 month ago

Wait, what? $2.13 per hour? Is that in US dollars?

View More Replies...
View more comments
#23

Anyone Have Just Too Many Tax Breaks??

Anyone Have Just Too Many Tax Breaks??

Paradigmfusion Report

Bored Turtle Princess
Community Member
1 month ago

What the hell?! Even more so for those who (hopefully no one) actually will do this.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#24

I Guess He Is Asking For A Slave?

I Guess He Is Asking For A Slave?

Reasonable_Can_5793 Report

DforDory
Community Member
1 month ago

So at 25 you need a replacement mommy, for free,who will wipe your a*s out so that you can live off your dream? It's all I ever hoped for!

View More Replies...
View more comments

So what is the best way to deal with an entitled individual? According to Emily Zitek, “It is hard to change someone’s personality, and research indicates that it is particularly difficult to make someone feel or act less entitled. But we can do things to avoid reinforcing someone’s sense of entitlement. For example, when entitled people make unwarranted demands, it might be better not to give in, because doing so may make them even more certain that their entitlement is justified. And when saying ‘no’ to entitled people, it may help to explain why your refusal is fair, because perceptions of unfairness are linked to even more entitled behavior in the future.”

#25

Make Me Milk, Deliver It To Me Consistently, And Make Sure You Don’t Have That Vaccine

Make Me Milk, Deliver It To Me Consistently, And Make Sure You Don’t Have That Vaccine

Ok_Crazy1408 Report

Down With Agent Hedgehog!
Community Member
1 month ago

‘No vaccine’ O_o I must. Stop. Scrolling. Or I might lose hope completely in the human population.

View More Replies...
View more comments
#26

Entry Level Job. You Only Need To Have 10-15 Years Of Experience!

Entry Level Job. You Only Need To Have 10-15 Years Of Experience!

koshiro888 Report

Chicken Nugget
Community Member
1 month ago

I have more than that! Since I was a baby I always loved banging on computers and once wrote the word ‘a’ at three years old!

View More Replies...
View more comments
#27

"Influencer" Wants To Post This Restaurant On Their Page But Asks For Money Off Their Bill To Do So, Owner Denies Their Offer Then Has Influencer Bash Their Restaurant On Their Ig Story

"Influencer" Wants To Post This Restaurant On Their Page But Asks For Money Off Their Bill To Do So, Owner Denies Their Offer Then Has Influencer Bash Their Restaurant On Their Ig Story

slinkyville Report

Deborah Harris
Community Member
1 month ago

Sue them for blackmail

View More Replies...
View more comments

We hope you are amused by this list of bold "choosy beggars". Although beggars are not supposed to be choosers, clearly many of them try to be. Keep upvoting the pics that leave you baffled so your fellow pandas can roast those choosy beggars, and then let us know in the comments if you have ever dealt with an entitled person demanding far too much from you. Remember to compensate artists well, be thankful for kindness that is shown to you, and don't expect to have your cake and eat it too. If you want really delicious cake, you are not going to get it for free.

#28

Don't Even Bother Giving Me $100

Don't Even Bother Giving Me $100

TheMemeDetective Report

G M
Community Member
1 month ago

I’m confused. She was giving $100 and was offended by the gift or is she attempting to goad someone into giving her more than $100? Both?