The online dating world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing.

If you're familiar with Tinder or any other dating/hook-up app - let's be real, you probably are - then you've inevitably dealt with a few duds and lousy pick up lines in your day. They ask for nudes right off the bat. Their lack of social skills and knowledge on how to flirt makes you wonder if they're even human. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick up lines hit you right in the cringe.

Fear no more, because thanks to the heroic beings you see below, you'll know the best comebacks when low-lives decide to grace your phone screen. 'Politeness is the strongest weapon' must be a motto for these people, and their affable-yet-savage quotes are guaranteed to leave a scar.

Scroll down below for our picks of the lame, the corny and the funny pick up lines and the best answers to them.

#1

Below The Belt

Below The Belt

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)

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#2

Double Standards

Double Standards

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

yeah! if girl need to ask if a guy is tall why it'd be rude to do the same?

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#3

Romeo And Juliet

Romeo And Juliet

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Kat Blak
Community Member
4 years ago

It should be illegal to reference Shakespeare if you have no idea what the play's about

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#4

How Free Are You Tonight?

How Free Are You Tonight?

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Touché

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#5

Pick Up Puns

Pick Up Puns

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Paul K. Johnson
Community Member
4 years ago

At least dude has a sense of humor about it.

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#6

It's Dark

It's Dark

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, he DID say he didn't care . . .

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#7

My Head Is Intact

My Head Is Intact

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwahaha - I love it!

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#8

A Pic In A Bra

A Pic In A Bra

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

This is called... 'you get what you ask for' - haha ha ha

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#9

Smile And Complain

Smile And Complain

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes the plain truth is flat out hilarious.

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#10

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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Lilya
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol wish I could come up with snappy comebacks.

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#11

Falling From Heaven

Falling From Heaven

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Nikki Rutgers
Community Member
4 years ago

Then you should answer with: So that's why you're so hot

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#12

Happy Ending

Happy Ending

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

Amanda girl, you have a sick mind. I love it.

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#13

Spelling Fail?

Spelling Fail?

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

This is perfect lmao

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#14

Stranger Danger

Stranger Danger

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Kat Blak
Community Member
4 years ago

it's a reasonable fear..

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#15

Mild Dyslexia

Mild Dyslexia

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Melody Lanzatella
Community Member
4 years ago

The corniness hurts me.

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#16

Just Go Away

Just Go Away

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

Woah, that guy went 0 to 100 real fuckin quick

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#17

Naming Your Boat

Naming Your Boat

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Seriously laughing out loud on that reply!

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#18

No, Thanks

No, Thanks

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Kat Blak
Community Member
4 years ago

feel the burn.

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#19

High Standards

High Standards

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

This could be an ad for La-Z-Boy.

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#20

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

He's channeling Cyrano.. or Pinocchio!

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#21

First Grader Poetry

First Grader Poetry

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Jail bait?

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#22

Keep An Open Mind

Keep An Open Mind

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Dana Mora
Community Member
4 years ago

am i the only one who doesnt prefer tall guys? i am 173 and i like guys about my height

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#23

Surprise!

Surprise!

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, it surprised me!

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#24

Failed Poetry

Failed Poetry

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Undead Soldier
Community Member
4 years ago

so many creeps...

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#25

Plain And Simple

Plain And Simple

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Luca
Community Member
4 years ago

She was just asking if he was Jewish!

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#26

A Talking Truck

A Talking Truck

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

Well played... Well played XD

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#27

Hi Horny

Hi Horny

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Punkit Gupta
Community Member
4 years ago

"your"

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#28

Que?

Que?

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Olé

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#29

Package Delivery

Package Delivery

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

damn that woman is hungry :-)

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#30

It Burns My Eyes

It Burns My Eyes

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Those unruly avocados really need to be disciplined.

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#31

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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Nancy Arnold
Community Member
4 years ago

Very cheesy pick up line !

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#32

Genetics

Genetics

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Sweep the Leg
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm straight, but her wit is probably even sexier than she is!

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#33

Simple Equation

Simple Equation

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Nathalia Lani
Community Member
4 years ago

Sheldon, is that you?

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#34

WrongCumber

WrongCumber

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

So I'm assuming they're just 'run of the mill hoes'?

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#35

Social Skills

Social Skills

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La
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't see what was wrong their the wiki link...person asked and it was delivered...

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#36

Just Bring Me Food

Just Bring Me Food

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm lovin' it. bah da bah bah bah

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#37

Silly Poems

Silly Poems

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

OH DAMN

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#38

Breaking The Ice

Breaking The Ice

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LauRa Morgan
Community Member
4 years ago

Best one yet

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#39

Bone Count

Bone Count

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Cathy Binder
Community Member
4 years ago

ew. just ew.

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#40

Know Your Spelling

Know Your Spelling

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Le OUCH!

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#41

Plural And Expensive

Plural And Expensive

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Jhoa
Community Member
4 years ago

Had be snorting my drink.

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#42

Rearranging The Alphabet

Rearranging The Alphabet

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Wulfur
Community Member
4 years ago

I like that he admitted to getting burned

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#43

Archeologist

Archeologist

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

heheh, self burn

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#44

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

The sun actually does nuffin. The Earth goes around. Someone teach him science!

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#45

Following Your Dreams

Following Your Dreams

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow... just wow

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#46

Big Fish

Big Fish

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Marie Garmon
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha!

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#47

It's A No

It's A No

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

That's an amazing response. It's funny and really not mean

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#48

Simple Explanation

Simple Explanation

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

A line like that deserves that response... what is this the 1920s?

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#49

Writing An Essay

Writing An Essay

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Jasmine Chen
Community Member
4 years ago

I didn't even read it.

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#50

Error

Error

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha ha, that's a troll not a comeback

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#51

Rhyme Battle

Rhyme Battle

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

guys really need to masturbate before writing all that crap. it'd slow them down a bit

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#52

Know Your Movies

Know Your Movies

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Jace
Community Member
4 years ago

How??

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#53

I'm Busy

I'm Busy

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Joe Dad
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol clever

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#54

Talk Dirty

Talk Dirty

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

that's the kind of stuff my girlfriend and i do :-)

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#55

Eye Color

Eye Color

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Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

Oops.

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#56

Smoking Hot

Smoking Hot

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Truth

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#57

It's Not A Preference

It's Not A Preference

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Jessica Jane
Community Member
4 years ago

Better response is, "Yeah, you're hotter when I'm not wearing glasses too"

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#58

No Image Found

No Image Found

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Points for trying to salvage!

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#59

No Need For Prayers

No Need For Prayers

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ERIN CARNEY
Community Member
4 years ago

OOOHHHHH! Burned bruh!

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#60

Back To School

Back To School

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Rajani Sarasan
Community Member
4 years ago

Brutal

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#61

Send Nudes

Send Nudes

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Gracelyn Ryder
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG, MY CAT RAN INTO THE BATHROOM WHEN HE SAW THIS PHOTO! LMAO WTF?!?!?!?!??!

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#62

Great Taste In Men

Great Taste In Men

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Stacy Rae
Community Member
4 years ago

I just *MET*

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#63

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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Wulfur
Community Member
4 years ago

So, pretty high I guess?

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#64

Haunted House

Haunted House

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Jace
Community Member
4 years ago

What the hell kind of pickup line is that? "I'm both freakishly forward about sex AND awkwardly emotional about it". ???

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#65

Wipe That Smile

Wipe That Smile

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Elizabeth Dees
Community Member
1 year ago

charge ur phone my guy/gal/nonbinary pal/genderfluid...person?

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#66

Not Your Babe

Not Your Babe

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

"Ill wait as long as it takes"

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#67

Kiss You Everywhere

Kiss You Everywhere

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

HEARTATTACK GRILL? * faints*

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#68

Cannibalism

Cannibalism

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Kathy Sou
Community Member
4 years ago

That is one of te freekiest pick up lines EVER!!!

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#69

Pick Up Line Fail

Pick Up Line Fail

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

Touche... touche...

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#70

Look What You've Done

Look What You've Done

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Riann Prichard-Patterson
Community Member
2 months ago

oop confused

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#71

I'll Pass

I'll Pass

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