The online dating world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing.

If you're familiar with Tinder or any other dating/hook-up app - let's be real, you probably are - then you've inevitably dealt with a few duds and lousy pick up lines in your day. They ask for nudes right off the bat. Their lack of social skills and knowledge on how to flirt makes you wonder if they're even human. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick up lines hit you right in the cringe.

Fear no more, because thanks to the heroic beings you see below, you'll know the best comebacks when low-lives decide to grace your phone screen. 'Politeness is the strongest weapon' must be a motto for these people, and their affable-yet-savage quotes are guaranteed to leave a scar.

Scroll down below for our picks of the lame, the corny and the funny pick up lines and the best answers to them.

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Silent Skeleton
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4 years ago

Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

yeah! if girl need to ask if a guy is tall why it'd be rude to do the same?

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Kat Blak
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4 years ago

It should be illegal to reference Shakespeare if you have no idea what the play's about

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Touché

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Kat Blak
Community Member
4 years ago

...good!

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Daniëlle Raats
Community Member
4 years ago

whahahaha this one just cracks me up

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Bwahaha - I love it!

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

Hell yeah, loopholes

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes the plain truth is flat out hilarious.

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Lilya
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol wish I could come up with snappy comebacks.

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Pi...
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4 years ago

*note to self - use this line!*

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Juana
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4 years ago

Amanda girl, you have a sick mind. I love it.

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Silent Skeleton
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4 years ago

This is perfect lmao

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Kat Blak
Community Member
4 years ago

it's a reasonable fear..

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#15

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

Woah, that guy went 0 to 100 real fuckin quick

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

It's a catamaran.

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Kat Blak
Community Member
4 years ago

feel the burn.

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

This could be an ad for La-Z-Boy.

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Sophie Geronimo
Community Member
4 years ago

😂

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#21

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Jail bait?

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#22

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

..or just don't

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, it surprised me!

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Undead Soldier
Community Member
4 years ago

so many creeps...

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Luca
Community Member
4 years ago

She was just asking if he was Jewish!

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

Well played... Well played XD

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

More like a conversation between octogenarians.

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Olé

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Mick and Lee
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4 years ago

Very clever!

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

disobedient avocado?... I'm never eating guacamole at your place

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#31

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Nancy Arnold
Community Member
4 years ago

Very cheesy pick up line !

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Sweep the Leg
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm straight, but her wit is probably even sexier than she is!

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Nathalia Lani
Community Member
4 years ago

Sheldon, is that you?

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#34

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

So I'm assuming they're just 'run of the mill hoes'?

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Arty
Community Member
4 years ago

www.improveyourvocabulary.com? How is that related to a pick-up line?

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Lilya
Community Member
4 years ago

lol best

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
4 years ago

OH DAMN

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#38

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

When your trying to talk to a nerd....

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#39

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Cathy Binder
Community Member
4 years ago

ew. just ew.

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Le OUCH!

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Jhoa
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4 years ago

Had be snorting my drink.

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Pi...
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4 years ago

Ooooh! Gold.

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Silent Skeleton
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4 years ago

heheh, self burn

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

burned

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Stille20
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4 years ago

Wow... just wow

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Flora Polvado
Community Member
4 years ago

Yeah, cuz otherwise it'd be cannibolism;/

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

That's an amazing response. It's funny and really not mean

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

A line like that deserves that response... what is this the 1920s?

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Daniel Mallory
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow

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#50

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Stille20
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4 years ago

Ha ha, that's a troll not a comeback

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Pi...
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4 years ago

This needs to be voted higher!

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#52

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Kathy Sou
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4 years ago

Hate clueless people!!

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Joe Dad
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol clever

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Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago

that's the kind of stuff my girlfriend and i do :-)

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Cassie
Community Member
4 years ago

Oops.

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Pi...
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4 years ago

Truth

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Jessica Jane
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4 years ago

Better response is, "Yeah, you're hotter when I'm not wearing glasses too"

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Pi...
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4 years ago

Points for trying to salvage!

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ERIN CARNEY
Community Member
4 years ago

OOOHHHHH! Burned bruh!

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Rajani Sarasan
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4 years ago

Brutal

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Dracule Mihawk
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4 years ago

Ha ha

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Kathy Sou
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4 years ago

And we have a winner!!!

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Wulfur
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4 years ago

So, pretty high I guess?

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Jace
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4 years ago

What the hell kind of pickup line is that? "I'm both freakishly forward about sex AND awkwardly emotional about it". ???

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That Fat Mouse
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2 years ago

#roasted

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

"Ill wait as long as it takes"

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
4 years ago

HEARTATTACK GRILL? * faints*

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Kat Blak
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4 years ago

true...

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JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

Touche... touche...

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Kelly Salazar
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3 months ago

What...What the fawk?

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