Who wouldn't want to cook delicious chicken breast in an easy and fast way without using a stove? Luckily, the internet sometimes comes up with the strangest solutions to problems we didn't know we had. So is there any other way to cook a chicken, we haven't tried yet? Apparently, some people suggest to slap it until it's done.
Thanks to subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions, which allows people to ask all kinds of questions, no matter how embarrassing it may be to do so, we have the answer. After one user asked, A physics major decided to some math and answer the questions can we, humans, cook a raw chicken breast by slapping it? Here's his calculation. Now we know that to cook chicken in one slap it would require the velocity of 3725.95mph, which is humanly impossible. However, people were not disappointed with the answer. Naturally, they reacted by turning this explanation into a viral meme. So next time you'll chicken slapping meme, you know who to thank - a friendly neighborhood physics major!

 

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Rosie Gal
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are slowly becoming lazy... but no problem in fixing me! Im already lazy :)

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Phoebe Bean
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looking more like a Ninja slap...

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ChiveChilly
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not relevant, but this got me wondering what Eta Carinae was. According to Wikipedia, "Eta Carinae, formerly known as Eta Argus, is a stellar system containing at least two stars with a combined luminosity greater than five million times that of the Sun, located around 7,500 light-years distant in the constellation Carina."

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sends shivers down my spine, body's achin all the tiimme... *Coughs awkwardly*

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Rosie Gal
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whats with the little star next to "chicken?"

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Blayse Abeyta
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only true Skyrim fans will understand.

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Captain Foley
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i mean, a slap is more cost efficient than using an oven, so if you're broke, a slap can save you truckloads of money!