Who wouldn't want to cook delicious chicken breast in an easy and fast way without using a stove? Luckily, the internet sometimes comes up with the strangest solutions to problems we didn't know we had. So is there any other way to cook a chicken, we haven't tried yet? Apparently, some people suggest to slap it until it's done.
Thanks to subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions, which allows people to ask all kinds of questions, no matter how embarrassing it may be to do so, we have the answer. After one user asked, A physics major decided to some math and answer the questions can we, humans, cook a raw chicken breast by slapping it? Here's his calculation. Now we know that to cook chicken in one slap it would require the velocity of 3725.95mph, which is humanly impossible. However, people were not disappointed with the answer. Naturally, they reacted by turning this explanation into a viral meme. So next time you'll chicken slapping meme, you know who to thank - a friendly neighborhood physics major!

 

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

*Slaps at the speed of light*

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Hans
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1 year ago

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Maybe shave the chick(en) with Gilette first.

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ADHORTATOR
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1 year ago

favourite....

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Rosie Gal
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1 year ago (edited)

We are slowly becoming lazy... but no problem in fixing me! Im already lazy :)

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

Mind blown

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HANS
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1 year ago

He must have been an egghead.

Nightwing
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1 year ago

Or rather, a CRACKpot.

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Alix BLAIR
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2 months ago

beware, doctor eggman

Megawizard 14
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1 year ago

its always a florida man

Analyn Lahr
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1 year ago

It totally sounds like something Florida Man would do.

saadi butt
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1 year ago

More related post here: https://factsclubs.com/british-jokes-funny-jokes/

Idiotnews
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1 year ago

Wife: “Are you slapping chicken again?” Husband: “No! Just jerking off!”

Alice Maynard
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1 year ago

Best ad meme of all time! Lol.

Voltron Freak
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1 year ago

Lol who else thought it was an ad😂😂

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

True.

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

YUMMY CHICKEN

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Phoebe Bean
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1 year ago

Looking more like a Ninja slap...

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HANS
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1 year ago

Feel the burn!

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

PIck the flamethrower!

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ChiveChilly
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1 year ago

Not relevant, but this got me wondering what Eta Carinae was. According to Wikipedia, "Eta Carinae, formerly known as Eta Argus, is a stellar system containing at least two stars with a combined luminosity greater than five million times that of the Sun, located around 7,500 light-years distant in the constellation Carina."

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

Sends shivers down my spine, body's achin all the tiimme... *Coughs awkwardly*

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Rosie Gal
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1 year ago

Perfection 👌

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Hans
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1 year ago

Still undercooked. Try better.

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Matt Palmer
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1 year ago

Not from a Jedi.

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Rosie Gal
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1 year ago

Whats with the little star next to "chicken?"

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

They are

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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1 year ago

Chicken:*GASP*

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Phoebe Bean
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1 year ago

You are cheating, Bugs Bunny.

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thepotatogirl
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1 year ago

We Bare Bears is the best

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Blayse Abeyta
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1 year ago (edited)

Only true Skyrim fans will understand.

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Captain Foley
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1 year ago

i mean, a slap is more cost efficient than using an oven, so if you're broke, a slap can save you truckloads of money!

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Rosie Gal
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1 year ago

Wait wut