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Be careful what you wish for. That’s what you have to keep in mind when talking to Photoshop Wizard James Fridman. Sometimes, it feels like James is the incarnation of the Monkey’s Paw that makes you be careful with how you phrase your wishes.

Whatever the truth might be, this Photoshop troll entertains us all by taking people’s requests to edit their pictures quite literally. He also adds his own unique comedic twist to the photo manipulations. We’ve collected some of his best newest work, so scroll down and enjoy! Oh, and don’t forget to upvote your faves (and we’re pretty darn sure you’ll like a lot of James’ hilarious photos).

After you’re done chuckling at this list of hilariously altered images and if you’re still in need of some of the Photoshop Wizard’s magic, Bored Panda kindly invites you to have a stroll (or is that a scroll?) through our earlier posts about Fridman’s photo editing mastery right here, here, and here.

More info: JamesFridman.com | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter

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Maya Haze
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cesar - you are just wonderful! James - what a beautiful soul you are!

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James has quite the fanbase. More than 1.39 million followers on Facebook. 1.9 million fans on Instagram. And a further 1.6 million happy campers on Twitter. That’s the kind of attention that you get only by providing consistent and quality entertainment.

Here’s the best part—James is open to requests and will happily edit your pics. Just keep in mind that your request might be made… public. Very public, in fact.

That’s why Fridman has a warning plastered everywhere: “Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public.” In other words, if you dare ask the Photoshop Wizard to cast a spell, don’t be surprised when you’re made to look like a fool. (Having a sense of humor and being able to laugh at yourself help quite a bit, we think.)

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And in case you think that being able to laugh at yourself is a bunch of New Age baloney, here’s a truth bomb for ya: scientists have found, again and again, that laughter helps you manage stress. Not just on a spiritual but also on a biochemical level.

Not only does laughter shut down the production of stress hormones (e.g. cortisol), it also releases “feel-good” chemicals like dopamine into your system. Feeling stressed out? Have a laugh. Or better yet, send in a photo for this Internet troll to edit. Just keep in mind that you have to give him clear instructions of what you want your Photoshopped images to look like. Monkey’s Paw, remember?

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Katrė
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The funny thing is, she DOES look like she's standing in a hole in the floor in the first pic. :D

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Alexandru Bucur
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually useful - she can just take the bottom of the modified picture and the top of the original one...

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Martha Meyer
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you went to Pisa, but think it is spelled “Piza“, you deserved that.

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Slaveya Y
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alexei is kinda dickish and is trying too hard with his clothing

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Iggy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope Alexei was joking. If not he's quite rude!

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alexei got himself a Putin complex. I'm surprised he didn't request to be shopped shirtless on a horse.

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NMN
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Last time I checked most of Russia is in fact in Asia, so I wonder which one of the two is the actual Asian ahole in the pic

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Danielle Renee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alexei should have asked for a shirt so he doesn't look like such a douche

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Bob Beltcher
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1: suit jackets require a dress shirt and tie 2: Sports Coats or Blazers are noted by having multiple buttons on the sleeve which are a different color than the jacket 3: Sports Coats and Blazers should be worn with a shirt of an opposite/contrast in color wherein you pants match as well or fall in the same color scheme 4: never wear ratty a*s tennis shoes with nice clothes. Tips for today's men's fasion.

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Lindy Mac
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alexei... you got what you deserved for being racist. ...Are you THAT insecure that you have to denigrate this man?

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Sandy Kavanaugh
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This Asian A*****e" certainly appears more dignified and natural than the short stack in red.

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Rachel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alexei what the f**k do you have against Asian people!? YOU ARE THE A*****E!

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Miri27
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would just have written, "Don't worry, you're taller than his a**hole" and left the picture as it was.

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Jude
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, what a jerk that Russian is! If I was James that would be the ONLY Photoshop I'd do for him. Sounds like an entitled a$$hole himself.

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Lynne Stankard
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alexei is a total plonker who thinks he is owed something. Rude.

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Marlene Ricker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he is definitely taller than the Asian a*****e now! Hahahaha

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Al Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are both famous Russian comedians, I’m sure it’s done on purpose.

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Valerie Ward
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are U kidding me? Where the hell is his shirt..is he supposed to be a stud..man..he has a long way to go..good photoshop..HE deserved what he got!

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Greta Toločkaitė
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, technically he got lifted right above the level where the tall guy's a*****e would be, or that isn't what he was asking? ;)

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Cat
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alexie clearly has been skipping leg days at gym lol

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Kurisurin Sutaringu
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like something Yurio would say, and Yuuri would be the "Asian a*s hole"

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ALEXEI FROM RUSSIA! STRANGER THINGS!!! GIVE ALEXEI ALL DEM CHERRY SLURPEES!

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Daria B
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you're Kamen Rider, why would you want your belt so big, though....

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Kristy P
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy knows the word "aesthetic" and can use and spell it correctly, but "make it chair"? lol!

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