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Our planet is home to billions of people with unique quirks and traits – and every single one of us holds different opinions. 

Is eating breakfast for dinner acceptable? How essential is a college education? Is social media creating a toxic culture or helping us stay connected? Is Shrek the best-animated movie ever? The list could go on and on, but you get the gist.

Some might argue that being overly opinionated is somewhat frowned upon – however, everybody perceives life in their own way. Distinct opinions foster debate – and debate is great, as you get the opportunity to view the world through someone else's eyes:

What is the smallest, pettiest hill you'll still die on?” – this web user turned to one of Reddit’s most thought-provoking communities, wondering what seemingly unimportant beliefs people are willing to defend, no matter what it costs them. The thread has managed to receive over 14K upvotes in just a matter of days, as well as 14.5K worth of comments and intriguing examples. 

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#1

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What No one wants to hear your phone conversations in public. NO ONE.

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Jihana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some years ago a woman on the train was discussing her vaginal yeast infection with someone on the phone. Why would you think that's a good idea?

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Beyonce is overhyped

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Kookamunga
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree. Don't understand the big deal about this over over over produced woman. She's made a few danceable numbers, but that's the extent of it in my book.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If today is Monday, then the upcoming Saturday is considered “this Saturday” not “next Saturday”. “Next” would be two Saturdays from now.

Fight me.

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Katie Fink
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvoted for the 'fight me' comment. No fight. Just bow of respect

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It’s common courtesy to wait for someone to come off the elevator before entering.

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Lsai Aeon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get this constantly. I'm trying to wheel off the elevator in my wheelchair and people are insisting on bowling me over to get on. Jokes on them, my wheelchair doubles as a bulldozer. I'm getting OFF

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Debbie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only elevators. Out prevails going in. Out of a toilet. Out of a train. Out of a room. People who try to push in - don't they realize there will be more room if they wait a few seconds? And by that means - Wait a few seconds a few steps away from the door, not right in front of it....

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Memere
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. The elevator/train/subway isn't magically going to take off as soon as the jerks step in. There's plenty of time, plus there'll be more room!

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Benita Valdez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I stand firmly in the center of the door so me and fellow passengers can get off without people barreling in first. It's just rude, especially if you have someone with a stroller or walking aides trying to get off; they already have enough to deal with and rudeness shouldn't be thrown at them

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KaySt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not just common courtesy, it's common sense. If 5 people want to get out and 5 people want to get in, that elevator is going to get very cosy if those outside don't wait.

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IamMe
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just common sense. There'll be more room for new people once the ones leaving leave. And, how are they supposed to get out if you're now blocking the exit?

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SupernaturalPanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya gonna always have these mouth breathers who are impatient as hell and will not do this

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phil blanque
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree. But sometimes it can be a lot of work if they do not want to get off.

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Sonnovab Kegeles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like any public transport, subways, busses, trains, elevators just another example.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was looking for this comment. What’s with the people that don’t understand that, in order to have room in an closed space, you need to empty it first? Another thing that bothers me is people standing in the doorway, even if they done plan to get out at the next stop. No one can get out or in because of them 🤦🏻‍♀️

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not courtesy, it's sense. More room for those entering.

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Stephen Lyford
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's proper to let anyone "off" of something... elevator, subway car, etc. ... before trying to get on/in.

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Cassie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was taught this and I taught my children this. But, one day, my mom in her wheelchair was riding an elevator with my dad at a mall and, every time it stopped, people would come in and not let them out. They kept trying to get out, but nobody would make way and they didn't want to run over any toes, so they weren't pushy about it. Mom ended up having a panic attack because nobody would let her off the elevator after many attempts and my dad finally just screamed at people to let them out. I was surprised that so many people don't follow this rule anymore.

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CG
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also seem to have this issue, though with public transit. People on buses when I leave always seem to want to barge in.

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Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's also common sense. If I let the exiting people out, now there is room for me to get on. And once I'm on, I won't have them shoving me out of the way in order to get off.

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A Jones
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are door rules and it should be common sense. I feel we need signs on doors sometimes.

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El Dee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You literally can't get into a full lift, but people try tho..

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Arthur Waite
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coming off, I just put my elbows up, then walk forward. I'm a large fat guy and it works very well to plow the ignorant out of the doorway. And I've walked into some 'important' people in my day, including (once) the Mayor of Toronto.

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Wilf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anyone is unsure about this, try getting on to a tube carriage before everyone else has got off. YOU WILL DIE.

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Laura Ketteridge
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The same holds true for buses, trains, etc. Let people off before you get on. It makes life so much simpler and easier.

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James016
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same for trains. I ain’t moving until you get out of the way so I can get off.

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rogu laine
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this, especially in Hong Kong it's not only elevator doors, it's basically every door ever.

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Lisa T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same with transport…people get off the train, bus etc before you get on

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Diana Pahule
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same with Busses if someone is exiting through the front door.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right? Like, excuse me while I push you BACK INTO the elevator you're trying to exit. Same with buses, or trains or grocery stores or escalators. Those exiting take priority. Also - don't walk into a place and then just stand in the doorway - move the f*ck aside and THEN make a plan.

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backatya
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it makes sense all of you can't fit in there and then it would take much longer for people to get out. So it's not courtesy but logical

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Barbara Vandewalle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many times I have tried to get off the elevator while those impatient ones insist on getting on the elevator. It can hold only so many people at one time. The walls do not expand.

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Joan CR
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coming off the metro in Paris at Gare du Nord. The tram was packed and there were people pushing to get in. I used my small hard shell suitcase as a battering ram to get out. It worked.

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Erica Cochrane
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same for trains, buses etc. so often i'm trying to get off a train and people are crammed at the door trying to get on, like, you realise that until i get off, there's no where for you to go?!

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Trisha Howson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean I usually do this, unless I'm in a hurry because it emergency

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Victoria
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't enter an elevator before people get off INTENTIONALLY... I'm just a spaced out idiot

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DC
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Train, Bus, all these in like general ... know'y'all, huh?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And do not stand directly in front of the doors!! Stand back and/or off the the side to allow people to exit the elevator easily!

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Pieter LeGrande
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only courtesy but sensible too. In any congested situation let people out before cramming more in. Applies in lifts, parking stations, school rooms, busses, army tanks, boats. Even city centres should have traffic light set to make it easier to leave than to enter

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Connie Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always stand well to the side of the elevator door while I'm waiting for it to arrive

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Al Christensen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

However, when you hold the elevator door for someone way down the hall you're being discourteous to the others in the elevator.

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Spencer McClure
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why I hesitate before getting off an elevator. I've ran into someone and even a trolly at one point because of this.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This true of almost any situation when people are exchanging limited spaces, airplanes, train, buses, street cars. elevators. Unfortunately there are those who push on in.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's simple math. There are 10 people in elevator, 10 more people waiting to hop on. If the ones who try to get on enter first, for a short period of time, there will be 20 people there. In the other case there will never be more than 10 people in it in the whole transaction. But some entitled people can have problems to grasp simple concepts...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the logical thing to do: can't get into an elevator that is full (or half full)

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Me
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if you get out of an elevator don't stop and block people getting on or allow the doors to close before they can get on.

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#5

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Put your goddamn shopping cart/trolley in the corral

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, don't be a bum. Don't be lazy. Don't say it's someone else's job. Just do the considerate thing and put the damn cart back.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Adding 's at the end of a word does not make it plural.

I've seen it in ads. I've seen it on signs. I've even seen it on a flyer someone wrote advertising their services as a writer.

People walk around like it's normal! Out in the street! Saying that they have 14 chicken's! Like monsters!

I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpses make it into a slightly bigger hill.

TophatDapps , Andy Maguire Report

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corrected it "I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpse's make it into a slightly bigger hill."

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#7

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Throwing your cigarette butts is littering.

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Memere
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is absolutely NOT PETTY! Birds have been found to be picking up cigarette butts & trying to feed them to their young, or using them as nesting material.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When a kid has a birthday, only HE gets to blow out the candles! It INFURIATES me to my very soul when I see other kids try to blow them out. The only thing worse is when adults LET THEM.

Drew__Mast , Dark Dwarf Report

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#9

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What I don't care how you pronounce them, but it's written "could/would/should/might HAVE", not "could of".

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#10

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The toilet paper roll goes over not under!!!

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#11

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It’s “I couldn’t care less”
“I could care less” doesn’t even make sense.

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#12

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Being late, making others wait, or any other method of wasting another’s time, is stealing the most valuable, non-retrievable, irreplaceable thing in their life.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS. As I’ve gotten older and watched the previous generation start to shuffle off this mortal coil, have beaten the big C in my late 20s and began to lose a few friends too early, I resolved that my time is the most valuable thing in my life. I semi-jokingly tell people that disrespect my or others’ time that I value it at a minimum of $60/hr. Stealing other peoples time is the worst. Not appreciating them when they gift you their time is entitled & inconsiderate.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It is possible to look at something on a grocery store shelf without blocking the whole aisle. Looking at you, shoppers in a certain Aldi this afternoon …

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April Caron
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ll never forget this… once I was trying to pass a man and woman with their cart at the end of a very long aisle. They were in the very middle. I couldn’t go around on either side of them. I said, “Excuse me.” No one budged. I thought perhaps they didn’t hear me. I said it again a little louder. The man looked at me and went to move the cart, but the woman grabbed it and said to him, “When I’m done.” That’s when I became “done.” I walked over to their cart, shoving it aside and pointing to the man with her, I said, “He may have to wait until you’re ‘done,’ but I don’t! I’m ‘done’ being polite. Move it!” She stared at me dumbfounded, while he told her, “You deserved that.” She looked at him and said, “Shut up.” And I continued shopping.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Don't talk with your mouth full of food.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to see partially chewed food in your mouth.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or smacking your mouth when eating ..makes me want to physically throttle someone .....

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When I have time approved off from work and something goes wrong, no it is not my responsibility to log back on and take care of it.

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#16

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What That you need to let people off the f*****g subway before you get on. My guy, you will get on - let me off first!

croix_v , Paul Robertson Report

#17

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Big groups who won't make way on the sidewalk. If you wont move I will walk right into you.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will refuse to move and will be the one who walks right into the middle of the flock .

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Cologne (and perfume) should be discovered, not announced.

Stop weaponising that s**t by bathing in it.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got a terrible migraine tonight, took a lot of medication so the headache was gone in the morning. I still felt like throwing up, but I did not want to stay home. In the hallway at work a woman walked in front of me who absolutely REEKED of sone terribly sweet perfume. That did not help with my already upset stomach...

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Use the left lane for passing and then get back into the doggone right lane. Grew up in Germany where that's enforced on the Autobahn. American left lane hogs drive me nuts, especially when they go five miles under the speed limit. What's the friggin' point?

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Erik Ivan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Sweden there is a fine if you hug the left lane. Only problem iis that there is no one to enforce trafic laws.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Bank of America charged me $2 for a miscellaneous charge, in 1997. I called to ask what it was for because there was no reason. The lady on the phone said, well, I can't tell you because it is miscellaneous. I asked her to then please reverse it and she refused.

I pulled all three of my accounts from them and moved them to a credit union and ever since, full stop refuse to have a damn thing with that company.

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April Caron
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had my debit card declined at a gas station on a pay day, when my check was auto-deposited. Bank of America was right next door, so I popped inside. The teller very loudly berated me, saying my account had a hold put on it because I’d been “depositing” checks I’d written… immediately taking cash out of my account, knowing the checks were no good. The bank was giving me the cash, assuming the checks would clear. And I’d amassed more than $4000 this way. And the bank was going to press charges. By then, every customer in the lobby was staring at me, like I was scum of the Earth. Thoroughly embarrassed, I told the clerk to check again. Check MY account again. To look for those supposed deposit/withdrawals. Her face said it all. And in a low voice, that no one else could hear, she said, “I’m sorry. There’s obviously a mistake.” Loudly, I repeated, “YOU SAY YOU’RE MISTAKEN? IT’S NOT ME DOING THESE THINGS?” I withdrew all my money. Closed my account. And will not do business with them.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Scrolling through TikTok/Reels/whatever with your volume up in public or semi-public places (transit, waiting room, restaurant).

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Kookamunga
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate this behavior. And what's up with walking around with the phone on speaker having a conversation? NO ONE cares what you are saying. Just put the phone to your ear like a normal civilized person.

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#22

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Piqued my interest.
It’s not “peaked”

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Memere
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used piqued once in a conversation with a co-worker. Mind you, she had a college degree & I don't, but the woman had no idea what that word means! I had to rephrase my remark to "it caught my interest" before she understood.

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#23

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Fish is meat.

I had one friend who would not let it go and argued that it was not and it was ‘just fish’ so much that it became a running joke.

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Danni
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It should be very simple, if it was alive and is now dead, it is meat, eating it means you are not vegetarian. no buts ands or ifs.

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You “lose” a bet. You don’t “loose” a bet

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am so glad this is listed. It is my absolute number one pet peeve. Why is it so often wrong?!

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#25

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Don’t wave me through the 4 way stop to “be nice”, just take your goddamn turn.

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Debbie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This, I dislike it when people give me the right of way when I don't have it. It confuses me and other road-users. I do not expect it, I expect I have to wait my turn, and then someone waves at me that I can go first, and I get confused and feel like I should hurry, and then if I go, I pay less attention to other stuff (like someone crossing the road next to me). There are exceptions - when it is really busy and you're on a side road, and there is no gap in sight to turn on the road as well. But not when there is no real need.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If you open the microwave before it's done clear the timer so the next person doesn't have to try figure out why it's not starting.

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Jen Weber
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I caved and finally created a BP account just so I could up vote this one.

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#27

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The meteorological phenomenon is "lightning", NOT "lightening"

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#28

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When you're inside it's the floor, when you are outside it's the ground.

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#29

Saying “irregardless”, despite the fact it’s in the dictionary (albeit, as a “nonstandard”), makes you look and sound like a f*****g moron.

“Regardless” does the job. It means “without regard”. So adding the prefix “ir-“ is goddamned redundant.

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Irregardless of your point, irregardless is still a correct term and can still be used irregardless of your feelings.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Sidewalk and hallway traffic should move like road traffic. Stick to the side of the sidewalk or hallway based on the direction you are going. I will not move out of my way for you if you are walking on the wrong side.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also make note of the part of the world you are in! We don't all drive on the right side!

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#31

It is a PIN, not a PIN number. PIN stands for personal identification number.

Just like it is an ATM, not an ATM machine.

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#32

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What "6 a.m. in the morning."

No. Just no.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just use 24hr clock. 06:00 = 6 am. When talking, it's 6 in the morning or 6 in the evening. (and when writing, we write 18:00 but say 6)

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Before placing a ziploc bag in the refrigerator or freezer, squeeze the air out of the bag. I don't know why my wife doesn't, and one day I'll have to make a choice.

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#34

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Do not ask questions you know the answer to. "Are you crying?" no sharon I am just sweating through my eyes, that's why I look so upset.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One very notable exception: for "will you marry me?" you should already know the answer and don't have much business asking it if you don't.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What An apology should be used when you are genuinely sorry, not as absolution; it should also not be expected to be forgiven, either.

Edit: As a Canadian, I'll concede that I do use "sorry" several times a day in the most seemingly mundane of situations, but trust me; I am sorry I am in your way.

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#36

Don't reach over and honk the horn while I am driving.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop the car and kick them out. A passenger road raging on 'your behalf' is stupid and dangerous.

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#37

The checkout at the store should read "10 items or **fewer**"

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What So many people, movies and TV shows misuse the phrase “divide and conquer”.

It doesn’t mean “to split up and attack on multiple fronts”, which is a horrible idea for military strategy on the grand scale of armies.

It means to divide your enemy, and conquer them one by one.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keep your enemy fighting amongst themselves so you can defeat them. Classic British colonial strategy.

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#39

Cereal then milk. What kind of heathen would do it the other way around.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only time I put the milk in first is when I don't have much left, it's easier to judge how much cereal the milk will hold.

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What I can't stand every movie/game title or band/artist name being acronymized these days. What the hell is TLAT? SWTROS? When you say BTS are you talking about the musical group or behind the scenes of something? Its like learning a new language.

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#42

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If the earth was flat why don’t they have penthouses on the borders

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the Earth was flat there would be nothing at the border/edges because cats would have pushed it all off

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45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What In the business of dangling someone with a rope around their neck until they die, it's "hanged," not "hung."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But what if the hang man (or hang woman, hang person?) did a good job of hanging the criminal, the criminal would be well hung?

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#44

"Begs the question" does not mean "raises the question" or "brings up the question," even though it's recently been used that way often.

It's a specific term for a logical fallacy (basically, circular reasoning) -- because rather than arguing the question, you are begging that it be conceded. "You're begging the question," means you're using the point you're trying to prove as an argument to prove that very same point.

Edit: Folks, I get it. "Raises the question," is now a common usage, language is determined by use, it's not prescriptive, etc etc. Please, let me refer to you to the title of this thread and ask you why you didn't *expect* shallow pedantry. If we can still get pissed about 'irregardless', we can still be annoyed by this.

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#45

Rudolph is not a core member of Santa's reindeer team. The song specifically says "then ONE foggy Christmas Eve... Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh TONIGHT."

why would Santa risk being noticed with a red light of a nose if he didn't need to? Rudolph is like the brights on your car, you only need them when you need to.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was just the beginning. Rudolph was with them after that point every Christmas Eve, because Santa's no dummy. I don't need fog at night to put my headlights on. It just has to be dark. Then Rudolph and Clarice had kids and a couple of them had the same birth defect, so today Rudy Jr. is guiding the sleigh. Duh. rudolph-an...fca4ed.jpg rudolph-and-clarice-62f3d5afca4ed.jpg

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