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You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!

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Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

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Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)

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My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

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#5

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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#6

Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Soooo. Any chance of sparing a finger or two? No way you need 10 of em. Maybe just a toe?"

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird, I'm reading this riding the bus nr 29. And the guy is nowhere to be found. Maybe it wasn't his after all.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, if he passed out, how come he had the sense to take out his phone and take a pic when he woke up? My first reaction would be to scream, try to shake it off, and get bitten.

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Martina Třešková
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor thing probably just thought she found a catch of the day when - oops - the catch woke up :D

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fox be like: ummmm.... go back to sleep... I'm totally NOT dragging you back to my den as my food. (S**t s**t shittttt)

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June Pixeld
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The transit buddy system at work:hey buddy ure bus is coming!

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Robert La Rock
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah-ooh! Werewolves..er.. foxes of London! Bet this guy knows what the fox says... 😉

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Linda Gulley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You PASSED OUT in public? Dude, get help. That is dangerous and stupid.

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dragging him out of the path of the train; that's a good samaritan fox. A very rare breed.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aww...that fox is so,well,foxy cute. it is so rare to see them where I currently reside (around Lafayette Louisiana),that,after seeing one a couple of times, I almost thought it was some totem,like my spirit guide or something crazy. Then I spied it with its mate and thought it was so neat to see them stick together. Sadly, I haven't seen them since Hurricane Rita struck so many years ago. I'd like to think they're still out there beating the odds and dodging any yahoos with guns.

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Dr. Incognito
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cute doggo, nice doggo, wait its a nice foxy. WAIT WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

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Katrin Richter
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You sir, I would like to talk to you about our Lord and gnaviour...

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good thing this guy wasn't too big or you might have been eaten! Maybe he thought you already dead so he was scavaging!

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Lynn Hussey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow..you REALLY should think about where you're going to pass out...lolol Personally, I think this little guy was trying to help get you back on your feet...lol.

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Pat
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the USA would be a coyote instead of fox. I think I would rather it be a fox.

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Katy Burgess
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH would have been my response. Foxes be crazy.

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Nancy E
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My favorite wild animal ,the fox, can come & get me anytime.

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Pamela Grove
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well what do you expect when you pass out in public places? You're lucky this is all it was, it could have been FAR FAR worse.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does the fox say? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"

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#7

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

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#9

So I Woke Up To This Out Front

So I Woke Up To This Out Front

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#11

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

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#12

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"

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#14

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

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#15

Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D

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#16

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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#17

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

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#18

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

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#19

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

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#20

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.

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#21

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

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#22

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

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#23

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

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#24

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

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#25

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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#26

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

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#27

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

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#28

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

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#29

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

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#30

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

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#31

Woke Up This Morning To This

Woke Up This Morning To This

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess. You fed one of them yesterday, correct? 😜

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#32

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

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#34

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

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#35

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

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