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You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!

#1

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

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Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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Stinkypie Ticklebum
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a clever goosie that knows to move in with a man when he feeds _and_ serenades her!

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FreeBird
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's precious! I used to play guitar for my pet rats !

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Skure
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She knows what good guitar looks like... Takamine...

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Allana Rose
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww! This is such a sweet story! Your goose fell in love with you because you serenaded her with beautiful music!

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yube125
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Uncle Brayden just got a new cream Chevrolet Camaro Convertible by working part time off of a macbook air... view......www.Jobs01.com

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Martina Třešková
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived and worked on private island/hotel, where the birds are used to people feeding them and they will come to see you regularly if you do that. We had a pheasant that would come every morning to make noise outside our flat and when I'd call for him, he'd come for his oats. Same thing with partridges, they followed us sometimes for few hours and stayed always nearby where we currently worked. At first a couple, later whole bunch with baby chicks :) They brought their new babies to meet us too, absolutely adorable! Also robins are this friendly and can remember to come at the similar time every day, birds are actually freakishly clever.

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Sunny Liu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... Your guitar playing can help raise the birth rate! 😂

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Pamela Grove
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whatever floats your boat. I don't know if I would have been such a good neighbor. Ducks and geese are known for being "dirty" and leaving a lot of "mess" where ever they go. They are definitely not litter box trained if you get my drift. They can also be mean coming after people with that nasty beak of theirs. Yep, you're a better neighbor than I think I would have been.

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Bel Panado
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry I have to ask this. If you live alone, who took this photo?

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Nancy E
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like your story , just not geese in my yard depositing up to 2# of waste. Stepping on it is no fun !

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#3

Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)

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#4

My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

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#5

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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#7

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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#8

I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

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#9

So I Woke Up To This Out Front

So I Woke Up To This Out Front

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#11

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

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#12

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"

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#14

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

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#15

Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D

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#16

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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#17

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

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#18

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

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#19

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

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#20

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.

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#21

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

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#22

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

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#23

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

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#24

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

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#25

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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#26

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

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#27

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

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#28

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

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#29

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

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#30

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

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#31

Woke Up This Morning To This

Woke Up This Morning To This

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John L
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess. You fed one of them yesterday, correct? 😜

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#32

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

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#34

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

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#35

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

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