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You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!

#1

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

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Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)

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#4

My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Thank you so much for saving me!" Also, if you wanna keeps this cute and happy, please don't look at the window.

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Star Simpson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What an incredible experience & being able to take those lovelies home is such a bonus!!!

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Laura Pasternack
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not suspect at all, considering how some folks are literally attached to their phones these days... I swear, they use them as pillows.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would give that owl every treat I had in the house.

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Lisa Peterson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many years ago, for a long time, I volunteered at a similar place (whoooo knows - maybe the same one!), and got to do the same. It was amazing! Note: this is an OLD pic, from the late '80s - I'm an ol' grandma now! 262665_453...d8239b.jpg 262665_4531857292174_1407279075_n-59b9779d8239b.jpg

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Jace
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So much anthropomorphism going on in my head looking at this...

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WhiteFox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMGGGG SOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Betty Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cute, but I think your friend might be quite lucky! The talons and beak are rather dangerous Lovely little thing, isn't he?

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Janine Wilson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had woken up to that I would have been convinced I was in heaven!

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alexa_bessee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk why it seems that any animal can steal your heart if it wants to.

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Leonard Guillory III
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe I just shouldn't try to "disbelieve" any of the "stories" I hear on here, but I gotta call B******T! How could that thang use all them claws walking on you, and you sleep through it?

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Patti
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm... looks set up, she has a paper towel under the owl & a leash on him. But still cute

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McKinley D'Aigle
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spied that,too...like you,though, I still find it adorable and,at the end of the day, this dickish world needs some cuteness to counteract all the ugly shite going on in the world. (plus,look at that face, I want one. sadly it would probably make off with my chihuahua and pomeranian puppy and chow down on them. had to scare off a large adult owl ,once,that swooped down on my late Shih Tzu,Mackie. my heart skipped a beat that day.)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did the owl also place the napkin under himself? Doubtful.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What Emily explained I'm alarmed that any body able to profit $4498 in one month on the internet . you can look here.......www.Jobs01.com

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yube125
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Aunty Hannah just got a new green Audi A4 by parttime working online from home. this link.....www.Jobs01.com

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#5

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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#7

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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#8

I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

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#9

So I Woke Up To This Out Front

So I Woke Up To This Out Front

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#11

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

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#12

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"

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#14

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

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#15

Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D

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#16

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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#17

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

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#18

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

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#19

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

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#20

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.

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#21

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

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#22

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

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#23

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

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#24

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

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#25

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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#26

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

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#27

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

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#28

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

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#29

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

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#30

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

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#31

Woke Up This Morning To This

Woke Up This Morning To This

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess. You fed one of them yesterday, correct? 😜

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#32

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

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#34

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

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#35

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

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