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You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!

#1

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

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Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

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S Missions
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)

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#4

My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

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#5

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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#7

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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#8

I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

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So I Woke Up To This Out Front

So I Woke Up To This Out Front

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ever heard of Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds"? he he

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selket
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's happening but start worrying...

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CHRISTIE WAGNER
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL, Markus McCloud. But they're too small to be ravens. They're either crows or starlings.The picture's quite small on my computer so I can't really tell. But they're definitely not ravens.

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Maggie Dougherty
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had seagulls and on my roof, and yard, but I've never had black black birds. It's true, they are kind of creepy! I'm just wondering, what brings them all their at one time? Tippi Hedren? :D

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Sophiella Ryan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the spring and fall we get GIANT flocks of birds like this when they migrate. Like, easily a thousand of them. I always wondered what they did when they landed.

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Hamlets twin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I can't come to work today, there's a large murder on my front yard"

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you and your neighbors planted grass seed recently?

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Hellysal
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not scary, it's awesome! I would surely spare some bread to gain their trust ;D

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Sophiella Ryan
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know wether to feed them or run outside to watch them all fly away. I guess it depends wether or not they’re the kind of birds that poop when they’re scared

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Louisiana Lover
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i guess you are in raven claw. Only harry potter fans will get it

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thaw that turkey now. Spend your children's college fund. The end is near.

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Kathy Cummings
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lara B., that was my first thought! Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds'

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Merijo Dietrich
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know there were many crows in Bodega Bay this time of year.

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Heather K
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Mitch, can I bring the lovebirds? They haven't hurt anyone!"

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Louise Brigance
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG...I did this once. Three bird seed out into the street on the side of house and in the yard. Birds came from every direction!

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Jude
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has been on Reddit too and easier to see the large pic. They're not all the same size. Some small birds like sparrows and larger ones like starlings. I bet there's lots of bugs and/or grubs around that's attracted them.

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CHRISTIE WAGNER
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're having a convention. Seriously. Many species do this, especially right before a migration. They get together and talk things over. It's wondrous to behold.

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Betty Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lived in a small town on the MS. delta. Always some racial undercurrents in the wash the locals interacted.

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Margaret Althea Elvenshadow
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well at least now you can say "THERE WAS A MURDER IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD THIS MORNING!"

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Nini
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations, you became Thaddeus Beaumont from The dark half \(^o^)/

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Cheryl Fontaine
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crows will often congregate in large numbers like this if there is a bird of prey close by...

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Kong
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Birds. Good movie. They're nice, sure. Until they attack you.

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Cassiel Magem
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have this in my house... there's not a single one anymore because the city grew and kids used to throw rocks at them, neighbors would give them food with poison and the air got too contaminated.

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Nancy E
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you ever seen some of the videos of these birds flying & swooping in masses ? Almost artistic ..........

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Joseph Eriksson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess they got rid of those mice and cockroaches... (Countermeasures We Regret)

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Pamela Grove
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh that is just WAY WAY too creepy. I would have been horrified. Did you call the health department or animal control or SOMETHING? This is NOT normal. AND....it's also potentially a serious health hazard.

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Chantal Ward
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NUH UHH. I already freak out when I pass a house or power line with about 6 or more birds perched on it.

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#11

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

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#12

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"

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#14

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

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Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D

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#16

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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#17

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

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#18

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

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#19

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

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#20

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.

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#21

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

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#22

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

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#23

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

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#24

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

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#25

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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#26

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

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#27

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

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#28

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

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#29

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

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#30

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

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#31

Woke Up This Morning To This

Woke Up This Morning To This

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess. You fed one of them yesterday, correct? 😜

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#32

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

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#34

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

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#35

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

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