35 Of The Funniest “I Woke Up To This” Moments
You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!
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Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up
Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta
Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith
How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)
My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest
Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This
Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden
I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other
My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed
After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone
that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"
Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl
Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind
The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D
I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts
Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader
My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool
So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants
My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle
I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.
Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat
I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die
So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing
After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map
Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today
My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This
My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada
Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This
Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up
Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate
Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This
Opened My Eyes This Morning To This
I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This
One time I woke up and saw that the toblerone on my nightstand was all melted and smooshed, but there was no melted chocolate on anything anywhere else. Couple minutes of cunfusion later, a chocolate-covered cat walked by.
#10 In what country police is bringing you home to your own bed when they find you drunk as f*ck? :D I need to know. Or who are they if it's not police?
Australia, mate!
Its a great place to be, roight
Wow, never even thought that somewhere it's a possibility. :D Good for you!
Australia! Where we don't put '*'s in the middle of our swear words :D
They do that in Finland if one can give their adress, it's not too far and they aren't violent.
#59 That crow looks taxidermied...
I left this in the refrigerator one night for my wife to find in the morning. She was not pleased. Fridge-Rat...7ee650.jpg
OK they're funny, but 95% of them are just lifted from other sites. State the original artist, don't claim it as your own.
49 Just open the door a little and grab it, carry it outside and let it go. It's easy, and their pecks are hardly felt so it's no problem.
Jeez, doesn't anybody lock their doors anymore??
That white doe is awesome.
Once I got woken up by lots of strange sounds coming from outside. My housemates and I finally got the courage to look what was going on and when we opened the door to look outside...and there was some drunk guy who had split open a huge bag of foam beans (for stuffing in bean bags) and he was lying in the front court yard making snow angels and rolling around in it. We just left him to his own devices :)
Several of these pictures are further proof that drinking to excess is a bad idea.
#150 is a girl, and she's pregnant...
I left this in the refrigerator at night for my wife to find in the morning. She wasn't pleased. Fridge-Rat...a52ff8.jpg
#26: Talk about "frog prince"! #27: News travels fast in that neighborhood. In fact, it travels by air mail!
Highly amusing!
These pictures with my morning coffee just made my day! Thanks for the smile on my face!!
Better than someone woke you up with chainshaw (pranking)
This was pretty fun to look at!
people should stop drinking lol
I love these lol
One time i woke up to me holding a knife to my bros stomach. He was trying to wake me up for aomething and i guess the stuff i was doing in my dream i done in real life and pulled the knife i had under my pillow. He didnt get hurt but it scared the fuck outta me
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One time I woke up and saw that the toblerone on my nightstand was all melted and smooshed, but there was no melted chocolate on anything anywhere else. Couple minutes of cunfusion later, a chocolate-covered cat walked by.
#10 In what country police is bringing you home to your own bed when they find you drunk as f*ck? :D I need to know. Or who are they if it's not police?
Australia, mate!
Its a great place to be, roight
Wow, never even thought that somewhere it's a possibility. :D Good for you!
Australia! Where we don't put '*'s in the middle of our swear words :D
They do that in Finland if one can give their adress, it's not too far and they aren't violent.
#59 That crow looks taxidermied...
I left this in the refrigerator one night for my wife to find in the morning. She was not pleased. Fridge-Rat...7ee650.jpg
OK they're funny, but 95% of them are just lifted from other sites. State the original artist, don't claim it as your own.
49 Just open the door a little and grab it, carry it outside and let it go. It's easy, and their pecks are hardly felt so it's no problem.
Jeez, doesn't anybody lock their doors anymore??
That white doe is awesome.
Once I got woken up by lots of strange sounds coming from outside. My housemates and I finally got the courage to look what was going on and when we opened the door to look outside...and there was some drunk guy who had split open a huge bag of foam beans (for stuffing in bean bags) and he was lying in the front court yard making snow angels and rolling around in it. We just left him to his own devices :)
Several of these pictures are further proof that drinking to excess is a bad idea.
#150 is a girl, and she's pregnant...
I left this in the refrigerator at night for my wife to find in the morning. She wasn't pleased. Fridge-Rat...a52ff8.jpg
#26: Talk about "frog prince"! #27: News travels fast in that neighborhood. In fact, it travels by air mail!
Highly amusing!
These pictures with my morning coffee just made my day! Thanks for the smile on my face!!
Better than someone woke you up with chainshaw (pranking)
This was pretty fun to look at!
people should stop drinking lol
I love these lol
One time i woke up to me holding a knife to my bros stomach. He was trying to wake me up for aomething and i guess the stuff i was doing in my dream i done in real life and pulled the knife i had under my pillow. He didnt get hurt but it scared the fuck outta me
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
I resigned my office-job and now I am getting paid £64 hourly. How? I work over internet! My old work was making me miserable, so I was forced to try something different, two years after...I can say my life is changed-completely for the better! Check it out what i do... http://cutt.us/GXjxM
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Sophia . if you think Emily `s bl0g is good, on monday I bought a great audi sincee geting a check for $8740 recently an would you believe 10 grand last munth . without a doubt its the most rewarding I've ever done . I began this 5 months ago and pretty much immediately was bringin home at least $70, per-hour . look at this site.............. .......www.Jobs01.com