We all have weird quirks that are fairly uncommon, to say the least. For the fear of being judged we keep them to ourselves, however, that doesn't stop us from being curious about what others have to hide. So, to indulge in this secret knowledge, Twitter user @drakesbrother started a thread asking people to share their weird confessions. The thread was quickly flooded with the strangest habits. Some confessed to measuring how long something will take in songs, others said that each time they get in their car, they make sure no one is sitting in the back seat. While some of these things do sound a little bit odd, let's not pretend that you don't relate. Scroll below for the list of confessions and don't forget to share your's in the comments. (Facebook cover image: Nathan Rice)

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Same here, that way the best taste lingers the longest!

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SHYLAH CAFFERY
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1 year ago

i do that too!

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Reilly Beryll
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1 year ago

This is incredibly common. Everyone does this, actually. Intrusive thoughts. I tend to think “how much can I key this car”.

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

My girlfriend does this a lot. I end up answering her and she just replies "nobody is talking to you, talking to myself. mind your own business." LOL

Vic
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1 year ago

Sometimes I even nod my head for a yes or when I'm having an argument with myself in my head. And my wife goes "what's wrong with you?"

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Christina Sersif
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1 year ago

I "plan" all the time. Like I think of scenarios that will probably never happen and respond what I will say and what they would possibly say and just have this delusional fantasy in my head that may or may not ever happen. When/if it does happen, I never follow the script I practiced so hard for. lol I'm weird what can I say

ZombieGirl5591
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1 year ago

I do exactly all of that too, lol

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Rogue
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1 year ago

Nothing wrong with talking to yourself, it's nice to talk to an intelligent person for a change .. you know ... :p

Sarabelle Palsy
Community Member
1 year ago

I got caught doing this while in the bathroom yesterday after a shower. I was having a conversation with myself about something (I don't remember what) and when I got out, my spouse spoke out and asked... from two rooms away... "were you talking to yourself?" I played it off, like "oh... I was singing this song I couldn't get out of my head" when clearly I was in an engaging debate with this imaginary person that happened to just be me.

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
1 year ago

I do it all the time. Sometimes I exhaust myself by talking too much.

Smoofy
Community Member
1 year ago

I do this all the time. But often I'm zoning out in class when I do it, so I'm supposed to be quiet, so I end up starting at the wall making faces as though I were talking to someone telepathically.

Julie Blaylock
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1 year ago

All the freaking time!

CrunChewy McSandybutt
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1 year ago

All the time.

Sammie
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1 year ago

i do this 24/7

HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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1 year ago

I only do this through having dogs, like i will be crossing the road without the dogs and i will say out-loud "come on then buddy", i must seem bonkers to anyone listening, i'm just obviously used to talking to the dogs of course.

LM Jones
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1 year ago

I do this, too. Sometimes you just need an expert opinion...

tuzdayschild
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1 year ago

Me too. All day every day.

PandaLover
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1 year ago

Those who do this would know that the conversations a crucial when making decisions.

shiela tamado
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1 year ago

I frequently do this, sometimes winning an argument in my head against uhhh myself

Paola Martz
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

I do that too, the interesting part is that I always do it in English, because I find it more natural, I don't really know why! (My main language is Spanish and I live in Mexico)

Mieke Sorée
Community Member
1 year ago

Me too, most of the time in English. Even though that is not my first language!

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Jeanne Wessinger
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg. I have a twin!

Josurf
Community Member
1 year ago

That's not weird : I do the same... out loud...

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

I use my cats as cover when my husband catches me doing this. "Nothing, I was talking to the cats!"

Crochet lady
Community Member
1 year ago

I was just talking myself though a process of removing a tricky screen from my bedroom window and and did this... "ok, just move the screen a little to the left..." and I thought "do other people talk to themselves? It seriously just did this and do it all the time, I think it started with talking to the dog and has progressed.

Inglewood333
Community Member
1 year ago

me too. now i don't feel mental.

Evil Queen
Community Member
1 year ago

I do this a lot

The Girl on Fire
Community Member
1 year ago

It's not normal to do this?

Kiss Army
Community Member
1 year ago

Sometimes I have to ask my husband, "Did I say that out loud or did I just think it?"

Peggy Schuyler
Community Member
1 year ago

Even have imaginary arguments and roasting battles

Peggy Schuyler
Community Member
1 year ago

Same

Bluebell Rizzi
Community Member
1 year ago

yep

MammaG
Community Member
1 year ago

Everyone does that.

Lisa Wright
Community Member
1 year ago

My hubby is like that... he’ll have a conversation/disagreement with the tv.... strange man!

Ozacoter
Community Member
1 year ago

I always had conversations with myself (or pretending that i talk to other people). When I was young I though that I was the only one and I was crazy. But last years I was living alone in a new country without anybody to talk to (exept the dog, and she doesnt talk much...). I started talking out loud to myself (i guess to still head my voice). I felt very nice but I am so scared to do it in public, so people doesnt think that I am insane...

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 year ago

Same.

misteriosa
Community Member
1 year ago

My husband does that, the "aloud" part usually in the bathroom. I hear a murmur, and instant thought is *he needs something, I should check it* followed by *nah, he's just weird again*. 😅

Lily Grace
Community Member
1 year ago

My whole family does this. My brother is the most prominent though. I actually don't think he has any thoughts he doesn't say aloud to himself.

A. Jones
Community Member
1 year ago

Club loud thinkers over here! :D

recoveryforeva
Community Member
1 year ago

I make up movie scenes and act them out.. It gets to real though, sometimes I cry when I lose my invisible friend in the scene...

Jaiden
Community Member
1 year ago

I do this soooooooo much

Yana Makarevitch
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh god yes. I always talk to myself.

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
1 year ago

I have done the same thing since I was a kid. Sometimes all you need to do to solve a problem or commit something to memory is to say it out loud. It may sound weird, but when the words bounce back off the wall and into your ears, it just makes jumbled thoughts suddenly seem so crystal clear.

FABULOUS1
Community Member
1 year ago

I do this all day and drive my wife crazy, it is worse at night when I am trying to go to sleep.

Catpoker88
Community Member
1 year ago

I talk to myself too,sometimes my husband will see me looking for something and I'll say "Where did you put that you idiot?" And for The first year of our relationship he thought I was talking to him. Now he knows that's just my code for "you should know Where you left this by now"

Pamula Furness
Community Member
1 year ago

who doesn't?

Mr. Re-in-act-ment
Community Member
1 year ago

Same, I just do it because I just like it better than talking to some b*tch who was rude to me yesterday.

Random Panda
Community Member
1 year ago

I've accidentally blurted some nonsensical crap out loud while daydreaming. I hate it when it happens while I'm outside.

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
1 year ago

I did it in the past but I stopped, I gave myself too many stupid answers :-)

Darren Wylie Kok
Community Member
2 weeks ago

I do that to

Bradley Auerbach
Community Member
12 months ago

I do that a lot as well!

Kamryn McNamara
Community Member
1 year ago

I have a thing I like to call split mindsets so yeah i definitely relate to this and people definitely notice

Emily
Community Member
1 year ago

But what if you're not alone, what if you were never alone? If there was a perfect hiding creature, what would it do? Listen.

Eunique Eastmond
Community Member
1 year ago

Everyone who says they talk to myself out loud, you are my people!

Nefeli Christogoula
Community Member
1 year ago

RELATABLE AF

Evripidou Maria
Community Member
1 year ago

I do that too, and in English, which is not my native language

Matt
Community Member
1 year ago

This is probably number one reason people will never be happy. Living in fantasy land and not in reality

Alexandra miu
Community Member
1 year ago

Me too, i talk news to me.

Fred Burrows
Community Member
1 year ago

I do as well. I talk to animals , my truck and Jesus all day .

Iceroyalmilktea
Community Member
1 year ago

when I realize that I was doing this exact thing while reading this.

Joe Palffy
Community Member
1 year ago

hey, sometimes you need expert advice

Sora Lyra
Community Member
1 year ago

I always do this. I don't know why.

Kathrine Heilmann
Community Member
1 year ago

When I'm going places and I don't know where I am.... I say, ''Where the f##% am I?'' XD

Esther Evans
Community Member
1 year ago

I write entire books in my head, as I go about my day....

Jaxon Wild
Community Member
1 year ago

I do that a lot, I'm kind of stuck in my own head all day.

OI Loi
Community Member
1 year ago

Same, especially when I'm playing video games alone

Raluca Neacsu
Community Member
1 year ago

same!

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
1 year ago

I've gotten beaucoup funny looks for this, but sometimes you just gotta talk things out with someone who really understands.

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
1 year ago

When I read or think I can sometimes feel my lips moving. I don’t know if I actually make sounds though, no one has commented.

m. b
Community Member
1 year ago

WEare familiar with that. In several languages.

Krysta Pandoo
Community Member
1 year ago

Yep. My husband is always interrupting too thinking I was talking to him.

Dawn Baik
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG me too! Then I try to "rationalize it" by telling myself I'm talking to the dog but I know damn well I'm just talking to myself...

Cindy Snow
Community Member
1 year ago

I talk to God like that, like Matthew Broderick did in Ladyhawke

Amit Paramne
Community Member
1 year ago

All the time.. Why wouldn't I consult the smartest nigga i know?

Im a cat mew
Community Member
1 year ago

Umm...

Kaleigh
Community Member
1 year ago

idk why I do it but I do i guess I get bored

sharron lynn parsons
Community Member
1 year ago

Me too, but not as in conversations !!!

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Withnail
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1 year ago

Cupboard doors need to be closed when not in use. It's not that I won't necessarily be able to sleep, it's just why would they be open?

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

I have to stop the microwave 1 second before it stops so it wont do the annoying beeps at the end

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Kenny Garcia
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1 year ago

same...

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago (edited)

there are more than me out there....awesome

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Reilly Beryll
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1 year ago

Anxiety. I feel it.

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Dekumaru
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1 year ago

Oml sameee

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Unhuman_Weirdo
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1 year ago

Or.....your just a loner like me :)

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Withnail
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1 year ago

I work like this in the office. Part courtesy, part fomo.

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Synnika S
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1 year ago

I know right? It makes that staticy noise

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Tiny Dynamine
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1 year ago

Shit, do you live in America?

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Luis Milian
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1 year ago

this is like driving with loud music, but then turning the volume down to look for parking or for an address.

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Suzi Gauthier
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1 year ago

When I was 4 in Florida we had no A/C in our house. I had 6 spots on my pillow that I could move my head around on until I had to flip it & have 6 more.

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Suzi Gauthier
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1 year ago

Yes, I have whole arguments in my head with other people.

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Bluebell Rizzi
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1 year ago

I do have things to hide, and my reaction is the same... I mean... dude, that's my phone, it's sacred

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Evan Powell
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1 year ago

i do that same exact thing

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Bettina Jansen
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1 year ago

that's actually a good reflex to have

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kat lia
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1 year ago

They are waiting for you to say bless you.

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Kieth9
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1 year ago

Lol I’m just scared of the dark

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Kieth9
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1 year ago

Yep

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Hayden Blyseth
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1 year ago

Pulling a cricket

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Smoofy
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1 year ago

My sisters and I used to try holding our breath over bridges when were little. I think we thought it'd make us float if we fell in the water

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Foxxy
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1 year ago

Both my kids do this, they go through fazes where every so often they will sleep a couple of weeks on the floor.

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Paul K. Johnson
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1 year ago

That's pretty high stakes for just trying to hit the trash can with some garbage. Go big I guess.

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Bettina Jansen
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1 year ago

I used to do that, now I've learned to be more discreet (unless I'm in nature, then you can let go)

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Link
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1 year ago

Same. I always feel like when people talk to me they're just doing it to feel polite :(

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MammaG
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1 year ago

It's often recorded "canned" laughter. Also called a laugh track.

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