Far from everything we have at home is gorgeous and aesthetic. But have you ever wondered what the ugliest thing that you own is? Actor, comedian, writer, voiceover artist, and self-proclaimed wizard Guy Kelly (aka Brainmage) shared a photo of his chunky Diesel watch and then invited other Twitter users to share photos of their ugliest possessions in a viral thread.

Guy said that these things have to be so bad that nobody wants to throw them out because they know they’ll never own something as bad as this again. Brainmage’s thread got more than 1.9k likes and was retweeted 522 times.

Scroll down to have a look, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your faves and drop us a photo of the ugliest things you own in the comments if you want to. Some of the photos that people posted are so bad (and creepy) that they’re good. (Maybe.)

More info: Twitter | BrainMage.co.uk | YouTube

Image credits: Brainmage

Image credits: Brainmage

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Guinny
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2 months ago

Patrick has seen things

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Slinkman
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2 months ago

Does it squeel the hours? Phintastic...

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MsM
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2 months ago

I think it's way cool

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Brainmage does a little bit of everything. He has his own stand-up comedy show called Guy Kelly’s Letter of Last Resort where he talks about “mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war.” You can watch the full show right here.

“What about when I’m not making audiences cry/have panic attacks? Well. I’ve worked as a Maze Master at The Crystal Maze, which is, I’ll be honest, possibly the strangest way to make a living, as well as writing and performing critically-acclaimed, 5* sketch comedy with The Beta Males, selling out at the Edinburgh Fringe year after year,” Guy writes on his website.

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Slinkman
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2 months ago (edited)

Frankenstein now experimenting with animals too yeah?

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Andrew Gibb
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2 months ago

It is pretty obvious where the nuts are hidden

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Slinkman
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2 months ago

Looks like them pancakes people make of well-known faces

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He’s also previously written for the BBC, GinxTV, Future Publishing, and TimeOut. What’s more, he’s made murder mystery games with A Door In A Wall.

Guy reviews imaginary restaurants on another satirical Twitter account and admits that he can complete “the first level of Sonic 2 blindfolded, with my feet, and in under a minute.” He’s a man of many talents and threads about the ugliest things that we own are just the tip of the iceberg.

Where does Brainmage get all of that energy to do so many things? We have a sneaky suspicion it might have something to do with his ugly watch or the awesome Wizard painting that his wife tried to convince him is ugly.

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MsM
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2 months ago

fairy oddmother

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Slinkman
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2 months ago

You can donate your body to sceince, you can , however, also make the choice this squirrel made and ride horses for eternity.

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Rachel Borowyckyj
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2 months ago

I have one of those

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Francis
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2 months ago (edited)

your baby is NOT a half green half pink alien floating in the sky? i am disappointed!

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Slinkman
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2 months ago

Much scarier then a cat made of shells.

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Guinny
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2 months ago

#kyliejennerchallenge

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MsM
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2 months ago (edited)

Beach souvenir shops used to "shell" these.

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MsM
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2 months ago

Dobby?

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Slinkman
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2 months ago (edited)

This could be in the life-action version of Beauty and the Beast.

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Slinkman
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2 months ago

With this back-story, this doesn't look that haunted, i find it humble to be honest.

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Guinny
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2 months ago

BURN IT

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MsM
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2 months ago

That little piggy needs to go to market

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troufaki13
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2 months ago

She has no soul...

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David Martin
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2 months ago

Disturbing. What it is is disturbing

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Kel Gal
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2 months ago

Are you trying to set it on fire?

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Melissa Meaux
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2 months ago

Its Urban Armadillo, Bud and Sissy 😁

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MsM
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2 months ago

I'd use it as a weird Christmas tree topper

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Kjorn
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2 months ago

Tintin has a twin brother?

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Madison Lam
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2 months ago

This isn't bad tho, its something I would probably own lol

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MauKini
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2 months ago

Its a very nice painting! Im not a huge fan of clowns im ok with him though.

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Dianna Siever
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2 months ago (edited)

It's not "real human teeth", it's an ugly doll sold at most major retailers (in the US). I saw a whole shelf at Walmart before Christmas.

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slackjack
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2 months ago

I have some of these from my mum. Apparently they are worth some cash.

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Charl Marx
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2 months ago

You'd think being a billionaire would mean Richard Branson could get a better family portrait drawn.

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MsM
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2 months ago

Work it, Sophie

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