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Someone Asks People To Share The Ugliest Things They Own, Receives 30 Ghastly Replies
Far from everything we have at home is gorgeous and aesthetic. But have you ever wondered what the ugliest thing that you own is? Actor, comedian, writer, voiceover artist, and self-proclaimed wizard Guy Kelly (aka Brainmage) shared a photo of his chunky Diesel watch and then invited other Twitter users to share photos of the weird things they own in a viral thread.
Guy said that these interesting things have to be so bad that nobody wants to throw them out because they know they’ll never own such bad design as this again. Brainmage’s thread got more than 1.9k likes and was retweeted 522 times.
Scroll down to have a look, dear Pandas. Remember to upvote your faves and drop us a photo of the ugliest things at home in the comments if you want to. Some of the unusual things that people posted are so bad (and creepy) that they’re good. (Maybe.)
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Ugliest Painting Ever?
Dolphin Clock
Pre-School Creation
Brainmage does a little bit of everything. He has his own stand-up comedy show called Guy Kelly’s Letter of Last Resort where he talks about “mental health, toxic masculinity, and how close the world has come to nuclear war.” You can watch the full show right here.
“What about when I’m not making audiences cry/have panic attacks? Well. I’ve worked as a Maze Master at The Crystal Maze, which is, I’ll be honest, possibly the strangest way to make a living, as well as writing and performing critically-acclaimed, 5* sketch comedy with The Beta Males, selling out at the Edinburgh Fringe year after year,” Guy writes on his website.
Crazy Zoo
Nutty Painting
Family Portrait
Well, if it's hanging over your couch at least you won't have to look at it while you're on the couch.
There is no way I could live in a house with this painting on the wall.
Had to be a relative that painted it, and family didn't want to hurt their feelings!
I know!! It's the 'blackness" that's coming off! I get the concept now! It's actually deeper than y'all think. Great painting to own, esp. most recently. I wonder when it was painted? Like in the 50's-60's maybe?
Years ago someone made a stinkie (to a select group of us) line of bath products. For Christmas, we would buy this stuff and give it to people we had to buy a gift for but didn't like. Is this picture like that stinkie stuff?
It's Blackula and his family. No, I'm not being racist here. There is an actual blaxploitation movie called Blackula and there is a Blackula part 2 called Scream Blackula Scream. Best watched when zooted.
I'm sorry. No disrespect, but 1st thing I saw was Barbara Bush!😯
He’s also previously written for the BBC, GinxTV, Future Publishing, and TimeOut. What’s more, he’s made murder mystery games with A Door In A Wall.
Guy reviews imaginary restaurants on another satirical Twitter account and admits that he can complete “the first level of Sonic 2 blindfolded, with my feet, and in under a minute.” He’s a man of many talents and threads about the ugliest things that we own are just the tip of the iceberg.
Where does Brainmage get all of that energy to do so many things? We have a sneaky suspicion it might have something to do with his ugly watch or the awesome Wizard painting that his wife tried to convince him is ugly.
Fairy Doll
Bad Taxidermy
Christmas Decoration
A Painting Of A Baby
Pickled People
Ceramic Fish
Shell Cat
Donkey Person
There is a Polish version of Alice in Wonderland called 'neco z alenky''. (My Brother and I grew up watching it, it one of the best version I have ever watched). Anyway, the Mad Hatter in the show is wooden and look very similar to this.
Porcelain Mug
Handmade Doll
Ginger The Doll
Haunted Doll
Weird Figurine
Sad Monkey
Armadillo Couple
Personified Grate
Kids' Portrait
Jersey Zoo Souvenir
Clown Painting
Teethed Doll
It's not "real human teeth", it's an ugly doll sold at most major retailers (in the US). I saw a whole shelf at Walmart before Christmas.
Cursed Doll
Family Portrait
You'd think being a billionaire would mean Richard Branson could get a better family portrait drawn.
Face Mask
Note: this post originally had 49 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes.
In-laws. I got some horrific engagement gifts from my partner's family. I can only assume they wanted to get rid of me.
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I'd burn any of the items that would burn without causing too much toxic pollution and bag up the rest to take to the dump...
i couldnt even look at some.had to put it out of the screen while reading the posts
I'm humbled. For pure, unadulterated ugly, I have nothing that can compete with these gems. ;-)
Are you kidding me? The OP's Diesel watch is absolutely gorgeous! I'd wear that in a heartbeat and love every minute.
In-laws. I got some horrific engagement gifts from my partner's family. I can only assume they wanted to get rid of me.
Load More Replies... I'd burn any of the items that would burn without causing too much toxic pollution and bag up the rest to take to the dump...
i couldnt even look at some.had to put it out of the screen while reading the posts
I'm humbled. For pure, unadulterated ugly, I have nothing that can compete with these gems. ;-)
Are you kidding me? The OP's Diesel watch is absolutely gorgeous! I'd wear that in a heartbeat and love every minute.
