Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
And for Mr. Rubio's consideration, Matthew 19:24, "Again, I tell you, it would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into god's kingdom."
Pity Jesus didn't say much about Medicare. Although raising people from the dead might count.
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In my experience, religious people are of low intelligence...and sprinkle in some ignorance and racism
No, no, it's the other way round. It's not Christians who are stupid. It's the Stupid people who are Christian.
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Rubio is just a shill for the wealthy. One of the billionaires marketing boys masquerading as a man of the people
Jesus: don't quote s**t you don't plan on doing, even Satan can do that man, .......get your act together
I used to think Rubio was the worst! Then Ron Death Sentence was elected. Boy was I wrong.
He and Abbot of Texas. I swear there is a new law in Florida every day. He is real, really, really unhappy right now. POC, the poor, the disabled, and Democrats can now vote more easily again. A judge just told him that his new plan for redistricting is ILLEGAL!!!! I am so happy!!!! I am sure he is in a corner somewhere sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth while plotting his revenge.
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@marcorubio; Woe to you...you hypocrite...you have neglected justice, mercy, and faith:Matthew 23:23
As a Christian I'm not supposed to pass judgement on anyone, but I have a distinct impression that conservative politicians quoting Scripture will have personalised frying pans down in Hell.
That's the difference between original text and fanfiction. Somehow a lot of the fanbase doesn't like that He took sides with poor and unfortunate people, healed the sick and POOR without demanding pay. ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
That is some truth. Rubio is probably like, “well you should have asked Jesus to help, not me”.
This is another thing I hate about pseudo-religious people. They can spout verses, but they just don't understand them enough to put them into action.
There’s a verse that specifically addresses words over actions, I think it would be fitting here. Something like “if I speak with the tongue of angels, but have not love, I am nothing”.
What a bizarre quote for any of the right wing persuasion to trot out. Their whole thing is that if you're hungry go and earn some food, don't expect it to be handed to you.
Hey people remember those empty promises politicians throw out to become elected. Seems like the political theme today to beat the competition is to promise how much terrible sh** can one can do to the minorities of the country that goes further than their opponent. Then put god and religion in it so it's disguised as God's plan.
nothing to do with his comeback (which was great!) but does anyone else think he looks like Michael J. Fox?
I agree the site is anti-religion. I don't see the anti-white. I see pro-diversity, but not specifically anti-white.
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I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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