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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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#24

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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#31

I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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#32

No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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olx
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"who, it is rumoured, is a doctor." fella doesnt even know his wifes job

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Novel Idesa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's his favorite flex. Any time he wants to sound like he knows what he's talking about he reminds us that his wife is a doctor. Like the time he told us that his wife, who is a doctor, has never been turned on by him in her whole life XD

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Mama Penguin
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His wife is a doctor. If it weren't for feminists breaking grounds a long time ago, she still wouldn't be allowed to vote and have education.

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Leo Domitrix
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone willingly married Ben Shapiro.... OK, wow. I assumed all this time he was single and childless. Now I won't sleep tonight. :-(

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Andrea Owen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are plenty of women out there with no taste and less sense. Someone wants to marry Levi Bellfield and he killed two women and tried to kill another with a hammer.

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Laura Gillette
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, who is murdering babies outside the womb? Is that what he thinks abortion is? Abortion is when the embryo/fetus is still inside the womb.

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Alicia M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really missing the connection between a woman seeking an abortion and a mother staying up to care for her sick child. She had the child. She should care for it. She doesn't deserve a medal. I've been there multiple times with my own children. It's called parenting.

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LH25
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And since he specified "outside the womb" he's not talking about abortion.

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Good Luckas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine getting roasted 2 times by different people and being in the same list in bored panda. Lol

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Ally Joy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She isn't to smart to have married and bred with a horse's a*s either.

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GoddessOdd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And since she married you, it's obvious she's not the smartest doctor to walk the earth...

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KDS
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a baby is outside the womb it is already born or an ectopic pregnancy.

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UpQuarkDownQuark
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Outside the womb?” Not a lot of feminists going around killing already-birthed babies.

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Anna Lessens
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bare minimum of parenting ain't gonna cut it, Benny

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It's Me
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that’s not feminism. That’s parenting when one parents clearly the lesser of the two.

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Lu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, this is why this is bad. He’s using his wife, her credentials, his kids the fact that they are sick to justify a political point of view. If his mother was in the hospital he’d use that too.

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Ashlea Saunders
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait.... Is he talking about abortion? Coz wouldn't that be murdering babies inside the womb? Outside makes it sound like there's a ton of women just giving birth and then killing the baby.

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RFT Daly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My female reproductive choices are my own, especially if you are a man.

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R Tate Dancer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a feminist and I never knew I was supposed to murder babies outside the womb! Damn I guess I got this all wrong.

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SAF saf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah man like wtf, Your wife has a real job while just talk trash for a few hours a day.

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Tina Girard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that and she has health care, a good job to pay for those kids and has a partner who helps out every other day or so.

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Rylee Evergreen
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And murdering babies OUTSIDE the womb? Was this man drunk when he wrote this tweet? He does not know what feminism is.

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Susan Mercurio
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Feminism is defined as both men and women supporting women's rights. Since your wife is working a full-time job, it's up to you, Ben, to help her out with the care of a sick child, not sleeping soundly while she both took care of your child and then went to work.

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Rcath
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're batting 1000 today, Ben Shapiro. Chuckle.

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Lisa Jarvis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Get those babies in orphanages and foster homes. Bring them into your cushy, overpriveleged life. Save the precious babies AFTER they aren't embryos! Hypocrite!!!

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Rebecca Elliott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait...since when have Republicans cared about babies OUTSIDE the womb?

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elfin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So your doctor wife exposed her sick patients to the flu? And I thought you only cared about kids when they were still in the womb. After all, you don't support free healthcare for babies outside the womb.

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JuniorCJ82
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF would HER HUSBAND feel the need to say her being a doctor is a rumour?!?!

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Will Lanni
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally have no idea who Ben Shapiro is... and from the looks of it I'm kinda happy about it.

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Nightshade1972
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh, it sure seems like what he actually said was that "murdering babies *outside* the womb" (my emphasis) is bad, so I guess that means that "murdering" babies inside the womb (abortion) is peachy keen? Don't get me wrong, I'm pro-choice, but I find it hilarious that he made that kind of typo (since I'm certain he meant to say "murdering babies *inside* the womb)."

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Huzzir Zakaria
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

now this is the 2nd times (so far into reading this bored panda's post) i saw ben shappiro's post got roasted (thus end up featured) here! how r ya doin ben?

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Jaybird3939
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's murdering babies outside the womb? That's called homicide Ben.

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Agron54
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He runs a pretty expansive media company. Not like he’s in a basement recording content

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#35

Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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Randolph Croft
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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#50

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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