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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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#24

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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#28

Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!

Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!

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Stoopham McFernybabes
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Regardless, my making assumptions about someone’s doctorate is not Dr Smith’s fault - that is my own error and my own problem. Furthermore, if I was having a stroke at a dinner party there’s very little a medical doctor could do to help me immediately, anyway, short of call an ambulance. Ben, this is a terrible analogy.

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Mama Penguin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The etymology of the word doctor is docere, Latin for teach. It wasn't used in a medical sense until much later.

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mikejaz2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I was ever at a dinner party and someone introduced themselves as Ben Shapiro, I'd need a doctor!

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Anni Fetzko
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I an idiot because Im not even sure what Shapiro's point with the comment is...People shouldnt be able to get doctorates in anything other than medicine?

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James Peters
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if the person was a medical doctor the only thing they could do at a dinner party is recognize the signs of stroke and call the emergency number.

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Paula Pattison
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is only as a courtesy that medical doctors are allowed to use the title, they do not have the actual qualification (usually a Phd) plus who introduces themselves at a dinner party as "Dr Smith"

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abby smink
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if he were a medical doctor, it's not like he can do a CT scan and push clot busters at the dinner table, dumbass

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Rebecca Elliott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's be honest...if I were at a dinner party, and someone introduced themselves as Ben Shapiro, I'd probably HAVE a stroke.

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Isabel Care
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

School parents' evening....And you are Mr? "I am Doctor..." Teacher, "I too am a doctor, but only of philosophy"

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elfin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So don't have a stroke at the table. Also note that not all medical doctors are trained to handle all medical problems. In your case, I'd recommend a proctologist.

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D Bhudia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd be too busy having a stroke to be upset at someones academic accolades.

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Mika N
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"What? musicology?? I only went ahead and had this stroke right now because you said you were a doctor!! I trusted you!!!"

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Anna Banana
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you socialise in order to have a good time with friends, not network.

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Herman goetter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ben , don't bother , this entire thing is just a far left garbage dump .

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Corcaigh
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1 year ago

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Lioness Nature
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ben Shapiro, Candace Owens, Tomi Lauren and others are the embarrassment of new millennials in America. They profit by upholding the ridiculous claims of the right wing.

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ThePanInPanda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Evan was a medical doctor, he'd have just violated the Hippocratic Oath by straight-up killing someone.

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Karen Clark
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take a bow, Dr. Williams, and thank you. Dr. Jill Biden would probably concur, as well, sir. 🤝

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Melinda Farkas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don´t think that a brain surgeon could do more with a stroke at a dinner table then call an ambulance... and maybe make you lie down... Also americans are interesting to say the least... but don't think they would let a musicologyst operate in a hospital...

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Jeff Nitzsche
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well shapiro has his j.d., so i think he's fair to make this joke

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censorshipsucks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how though? I heard, and I don't know if it's true, but he's allegedly just a right wing parrot? I can't vouch for that. I mean I'm just asking questions.

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Leeesa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this one is lame - he wasnt putting down someone w a doctorate in music - context is everything.

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Fred L.
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1 year ago

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Shapiro generally has a sharp mind. It is sad that he wasted it by being a conservative assnoodle.

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Dan Bert
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If Ben Shapiro was at a dinner party I'd sit back and watch the fireworks as he destroys those whose world views are based on sources with truth content approaching 0%.

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Karen Grace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should ask for a physician, not a doctor. Anyone who has put in the work to get a PhD, aka a Doctorate degree has earned the title of Dr.

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#31

I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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#32

No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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#35

Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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Randolph Croft
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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