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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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#24

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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#31

I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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#32

No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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#35

Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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Randolph Croft
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )

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Allison B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because I find them fun and a good way to relax after work? And I'm a 34 year old woman!

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Sasha
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No fun after 22!!! Up high though, grown a*s woman, love video games as a narrative artform and also pew pew aliens is fun.

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Stephanie Wittenberg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same reason other grown men - and women - play sports, cards, word games, solve puzzles and sudokus, etc. The more you use your brain, the sharper and more flexible it remains. Especially as you grow older.

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Erik Ivan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone play video games nowadays. Ok. Almost everyone. Even ladies.

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ChimeraBubbles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a woman and I've been playing video games for over 20 years. In fact, it's probably closer to 30 years. I love that so many people play them now because more demand means we get better narratives and improved graphics.

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ToGo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's absolutely fine to not want to be with someone who plays video games, I don't. However, it's not fine to mock someone who does play them - especially not using age as the reason. Some adults build model ships, some even use colouring in books. Whatever gives them peace and relaxation is up to the individual.

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Memere
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have lots of adult friends who collect Lego sets & build them. Just read about a 73 year old guy who has been collecting Hot Wheels cars since the 90s, so he started his collection when he was in his late 40's when he started!

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Mama Penguin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Video games have developed with very complex and engaging story lines that are sometimes better than movies. Plus it's just relaxing in its own way.

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

because it's a good way to speed through the 15 or so hours until my body will allow me to sleep again

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Safy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And usually the person asking about why you're playing video games is the same person who sits and watches reality TV for 30 hrs a week as "entertainment" - thats all it is. Another form of entertainment.

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Maurettis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Much like a good book. Video games are entertaining. Much more than some tv shows

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Sadia Adnan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with you however video games and books are totally different things and I can't imagine books being on the same level as video games. No offense (everyone has their own opinions) but books are much much better

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Moxie Mallahan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently she doesn’t realize that nearly as many adult women love to play video games too.

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Nubis Knight
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel discriminated cause nobody ask why "grown women" still play videogames. We exist! 😪

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weatherwitch
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3 days ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make up is pretty much demanded by society, you're judged heavily if you don't wear it. Then judged if you wear it too light, too strong or what someone else thinks isn't your colours your style etc. Playing video games for hours on end is very modern and in many households still unfairly done as the other person is left to do all the work. Putting on or wearing makeup doesn't stop you from doing work or chores. It's not exactly a equal action 🙄🙁

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Ingrid Mackay
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

gender or age, stfu, I am 60 yr old lady and I don't wear make up, but play console and pc games, hubby and I played with our kids and still play

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Tiffany Murtland
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Video games aren't age OR gender restricted. Sincerely a 33 year old video game playing woman.

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Agent Duck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My escape from reality is reading/ checking up on my fictional boyfriends.

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Mickie Shea
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Games are a great substitute for a makeup gladdened woman, which I'd prefer.

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Emperor Kitten
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do you still watch tv and movies, or read books, or listen to music? It's just entertainment.

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Llama_flower93
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it strange that someone would ask this and then still watch tv without question. Video games are actually healthier than tv. What makes all video games a children's activity to her?

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𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. I always wear eyeliner bc it makes my eyes look bigger bc I have really slanted almond eyes lol but I also play video games to just have fun and escape

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Mika N
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you enjoy watching movies, where you sit and do literally nothing but absorb a story (and maybe eat) then other adults can enjoy video games, where you perhaps play the main character of a story, exercise mental reflexes and hand-eye coordination, and/or use some strategy and puzzle-solving skills!

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Karen Clark
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mmmm. mmm........let's not get these two in the same room together.......😄

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1 year ago

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Penny Kemper
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but make isn't something women spend hours doing whole ignoring their kids.

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SCP-3998
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grown a*s woman here, my video games are never going away. And no, I dont play healer to my partner lol #soloplayer4life

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Agron54
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love me some video games, always have. I found myself playing them more when my partner was being less-agreeable or more unpleasant to be around. I know a lot of people almost get offended when whoever they are dating play them. The way I see it is you can always choose to be more pleasant to be around than a video game :)

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Norah Reilly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, but women don't tell you you'll look better playing a few games, do they?

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Tristan Kenyon
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1 year ago

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Except shes referring to the actual "grown men" that spend their whole day on video games and its their life. Its not a lil escape from reality for those guys, its a whole life escape and they're useless

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Anna Lessens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Life isn't a race, Tristy, we all run at our won pace. Just because Chris doesn't want to be a CEO now doesn't mean he doesn't have ambition

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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