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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#19

Keep Your Stick On The Ice

Keep Your Stick On The Ice

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TrixicBird(Any pronouns)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Canadians:¨Oh honey ur gay? That's fine we love you¨ also candians:¨if you don't root for this hockey team we will disown you.

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RafCo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my country it is considered to be as stupid as any other form of marriage.

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Jo L.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol now I want to know what country because this is the hot take I'm here for.

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S. Mi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Canadian, I will say, this is mostly true, but there are assholes here, like everywhere

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D. Pitbull
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha. HAHAHAHAH... holy c**p he''s so right.. "As long as it's not the Leafs... just... no."

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Garry Cowan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If 2 people are happy then who am I to say who should and shouldn't be able to marry.. everybody has the right to be miserable 😂

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mikejaz2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A shot...AND A GOAL! --Lloyd Petit, the great hockey announcer fr WGN Chicago

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Jessica
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Canada and I don't care the slightest bit about hockey

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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spanish here. Like Canadians, we don't care. We only expect eating and drinking like vikings.

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micca
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's kinda strange because his name implies he originates from the Balkans and the view there is the polar opposite of his

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Mya Lugar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody cares unless somebody makes it a problem. Same with man/woman marriage. I don' t expect anyone to air foreplay or sex in a public place.

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April Pickett
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just love and admire Canadians. They are so realistic about subjects we, to the south, just get paranoid about. God bless them.

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LynzCatastrophe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't care who you love here as long as it safe and consensual. Root for the wrong hockey team however and we might feed you to a polar bear.

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ʇı ɓnɟ
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

alright moving to cananada where i can play hockey to my hearts content (but ill still be a fan of the red wings)

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grey galah
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It doesn't matter what side you play for so long as you don't beat each other up

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Jo L.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Red Green Show reference for the picture title REALLY made this Canadian proud.

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HarriMissesScotland
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in Windsor, Nova Scotia where Long Pond is located, and hockey was invented. Funny thing, I have been to more hockey games in Florida than in Canada, and saw Sidney Crosby play here. And I live, unfortunately, in the Don't Say Gay State. So, you can still get married if you are gay, just don't let children hear about it.

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Sasha
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1 year ago

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Ugh, Canada actually is the worst with hockey. I swear for some people here its way more of a lifestyle than being gay.

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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#24

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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#31

I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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#32

No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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#35

Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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Randolph Croft
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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