Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
No one wants or needs Communism, it's as large a failure as Unlimited Capitalism. What we must do is combine th best of both ruined systems and call it Democratic Socialism. Take the power away from the evil few and put it where it belongs, in the hands of the Citizens!
The issue is humans are categorically incapable of following any system properly. Power corrupts people, look at anyone in government, and tell me they genuinely give a s**t about the people they are supposed to be working for.
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At least with communism everyone is entitled to a roof over their heads.
Please. Under communism, you'd at least get a shitty, overcrowded Brutalist apartment block.
Under capitalism you get to pay 2k a month to live in said Brutalist block.
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There is shanty towns in Bundaberg QLD now, whole families of normal working people, the whole Showgrounds is full of homeless people (including their smal children ) now as there are no rentals in general and then we had the bad floods recently (which are still happening on the east coast of aus) I just wanted to point it out in case someone (who may have money and power in work) can do anything to help. I don’t know them but it sucks to hear about and I can’t imagine how the parents feel having to put their kids in that situation.
Hey Fred Flintstone. I think Wilma wants you for dinner. You have Stone Age information
Where has this person been for the past 50 years alone? In an underground bunker. (Yes I know homelessness goes beyond 50 years to date).
Ken's pic is a stone-aged man, Ishima's is an avian dinosaur that survived the comet and can fly. hmmm
It's fun y that he has a Flintstone as a pfp, because it seems he's living in the prehistoric era
Every time they shut one of these down in my city I worry about where the people ended up. I guess Texas is a communist entity. Greg Abbott is a communist dictator.
I don't think the US has even gotten this far - I've only heard of a few tent cities!
Until turn around our country to people friendly it's big moneymaker or die.
Always odd that people who say "communism is to blame, have no fuc*ing clue what communism is... we live in fascism as in government aligned with corporations of capitalism.
What's the point of your statement? Are you saying there's not homelessness in other states? If not, what ARE you saying?
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Nope, it's happening now, in your capitalist country. You just missed the whole point of this entry. Have this Fuckw!t Award and shut up.
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Russia isn't communist you dumb f**k, it's a dictatorship.
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Yes it's insane to see the wealth disparity how utterly disgusting it is. The top 1% sitting in their mansions while spewing hatred on the poor people that can't afford housing, healthcare, an education, food, clothes, a haircut, you know basic necessities bc of the opioid epidemic that had politicians in their pockets as the red states bussed their homeless into California. Making sure the poor stay poor so they have no way to get out of the vicious cycle that was created using mined data targeting all the vulnerable people.
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You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
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