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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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phil bishop
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Six?? Six was created by god? Seriously how are the other numbers gonna feel....

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Tatiana Kouzmanoff
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Christian, y'all take the bible waaaaay to literally. Not everything actually happened. Much like the boy who cried wolf, sometimes a story is told to teach a lesson. Every religion has the same basic principle: don't be a d**k. Let's try starting with that before we move to step 2.

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Earl Grey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better still, Genesis mentions Adam and Eve’s three children: Cain, Abel and Seth. All males. You can do the math at home as to how the rest of humanity got here. Take your time.

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J. F.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody should read the Bible for once I guess - lots of unmarried sex in there....

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SCP-3998
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we, as a species, all came from ONLY 2 ppl, we would never have made it past the first 200 years without looking like malformed mutants. Edit: also, that whole "sex is for marriage" thing, yeaaa....can you pass that note along to your priests? That would be swell, the kids would appreciate it.

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Adrienne Doyle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Altar boys would really appreciate it if that message that "sex is for marriage only" went out to priests.

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Richard A Petro
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Kristin, Since you seem to take the Bible literally, where exactly did Cain's wife come from?

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Craig Reynolds
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He said, "Be fruitful and multiply". No mention of marriage (Genesis 9).

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GoddessOdd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this feeling Kristin pretty much hates anyone having a good time.

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Mama Penguin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't the Bible mention stories about rape too? Like how king David had his men brought the married Bathsheba to his palace to rape her, tried to cover up her pregnancy by having her husband have sex with her, and then sent her husband to the frontline so he'll be killed in battle.

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Eagle Girl
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sex is also implied to be for procreation not recreation. Must be a lot of good times in OP's house

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K Wit
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1 year ago

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She probably has multiple partners in her church group and Bible study they're always hypocrites and liars when they preach this c**p

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Alexis minnix
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, you can do one night stands? Because then you’re not dating and she said sex isn’t for people who are dating.

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Jill Hojnacki
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we’re to believe the literal story of Genesis, Eve is literally a trans-sexual and Adam had sex with himself.

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Sasha
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

C**p! Has anyone told all the animals? The damsel flies are gonna f*****g hate this. They only got like 2 weeks to find a partner and have kids as it is, all of them at the same time. Where are they gonna find enough wedding planners? All the good venues are gonna be gone in advance, its gonna be a nightmare. They're all gonna be forced to propose at each others weddings. Its gonna be carnage

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nala simba
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did Cane and Able, I mean how were they able to you know....?

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Barbara Skolly
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember my pastor was the one that pointed out that the bible does not actually say not to have premarital sex.

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sapphic ravenclaw
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn’t say anything about a girlfriend and girlfriend or boyfriend and boyfriend

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Deborah B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse you, Jesus was the 'Son of God' and 'God' was not married to Mary.

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Trillian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

„And on the evening of the sixth day, god created Netflix and chill“

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Anonymous
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This logic is idiotic as rules become more strict and change around the world, you people are the same ones as saying Islam is so old and we live in the modern world yet you give out examples of the first person to ever live, see what I mean?

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Randy Klefbeck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Bible does not really define marriage....anywhere in either testament.

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Its Me
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn’t god magically impregnate Mary even though she had a boyfriend and didn’t want to give birth? He literally FORCED her to have his child!

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Susan Williams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For that matter, show me the marriage certificate for the son and how he was able to find a woman other than his mother Eve?

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Riley Quinn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Religious zealots spout their rhetoric, but have never read through both sections.

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Mya Lugar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God doesn't make marriage certificates, and I have never heard of anyone saying the bible said he required one.

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Loraine D.G. MacGinness
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People appear to have forgotten their aby born out of wedlock is a "B*ST*RD !! Use the 1st vowel !!

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Lisa Jarvis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where were the new neighbors when Noah's family were 'It' with only the family and animals? Incest? B*********y?

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Adrian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The book of Genesis mentions three of Adam and Eve's children: Cain, Abel and Seth. But geneticists, by tracing the DNA patterns found in people throughout the world, have now identified lineages descended from 10 sons of a genetic Adam and 18 daughters of Eve. NY Times, 2 May 2000" My question is which ones were conceived in the Garden of Eden (if any)?

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Jo Kidd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely. Marriage ceremony/certificates are Man Made. Love is Nature&has nothing to do with writing on a page

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KAREN
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what's so wrong with the Bible, it actually says Adam and Eve were the first people and then turns around and says there were other groups of people on earth that they met up with, it contradicts itself over and over throughout the whole thing.

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Beeg Wang
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we talk about sheep and donkeys in the garden of eden then

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Mokayokok
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These types of women are usually the ones f*****g around prior to marriage with each boyfriend.

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus Christ Buzzfeed, did you honestly censor “sex!?” The censorship on this site is an embarrassment. You’re as bad as this fanatical foaming at the mouth “Christian” woman. Damn, the irony.

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Kevin J. Henning
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come to think of it, if Adam and Eve were the first people, who was writing all this stuff down?

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Alias Delfs
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also atheist here love and sex are just the impulse to keep our species alive

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Timothy Leung
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adam and Eve learned, and engaged in, sexual intercourse after eating that blasted fruit (the apple). So God did not create marriage, the devil did.

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Mirabelle Bonafe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, Bill 🌊, if you want that certificate, go ahead onto a time machine about 6000 years ago and ask Adam and Eve where it is, huh? Kristin is right. Sex is only for man and woman who are married. That's what God says.

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Mickie Shea
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thinking todays, maybe yesterdays culture, the word dating is another word for inter- coursing, which is what the entire adult population wants to do.Kids gotta start somewhere.

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SilverSkyCloud
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bill's got a good point, wouldve loved to see her defence to this though lol

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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God gave us rice, and, from it, we made paella, risotto, fat rice, pilaf, curry... Maybe God created sex, but we found a lot of possibilities once created.

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Tina Harnish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marriage was invented by the church. So you had to pay. Used to be two could come together, 'in the eyes of God' and plight there troth. Then the church had to stick its nose in. All of a sudden lots and lots of illegitimate babies, that previously had never been considered illegitimate.

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APL
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marriage predates Christianity. The ancient Egyptians got married.

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Timothy Leung
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adam and Eve did not fornicate until they ate that apple from the devil. God may have created man and woman, but He didn't get round to making them a bed...

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APL
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1) Yes they did; 2) it wasn't an apple; 3) nowhere in the Bible is the serpent identified as the devil; 4) shut up.

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You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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Clever And True

Clever And True

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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