50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

That was a sweetly dark burn

Yup!

oh how the turns have tabled

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

haha welp

Been a bad mouth looser it seems

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

Uncut, unvaxxed and uneducated.

This is nature's way of protecting us from morons; much as a "rattle" on a rattlesnake tells you to back off, the plumage of the "Obviousus Idiotos", when in full display as with these two, warns sentient creatures to back away slowly while carrying a very large stick in case they come closer. Ain't Darwin wonderful????

OMG. Look at the left guy's moustache. Seems like something nasty is stuck in it. I'll take 10 covid shots please!

Really love people walking around with labels these days. Picking out the morons to avoid is easier than ever

God, who the bloody hell would want them? At least they've advertised the fact they're twats from the get go, so that's something I suppose.

Very considerate of them to have their red flags plastered on their shirts. More people should try this!

Congrats on that! Having those bullets dodged may even be more useful than the actual vaccination, although undoubtedly something that might very well safe your life...

Uncut? Not neutered?

This just makes me trust vaccines more with caution.

all three look like siblings anyway

Okay then they can have each other 🏳️‍🌈🦄🌈

This is how the government should tell people to get vaccines

Yeah, they look like they can afford to be choosy. In the picture, though, they seem to be truly fond of one another.

Even chickens get vaccinated... Because there's a disease that kills them that we HAVE a vaccine for, so reputable breeders will vaccinate the chicks you purchase from them, so your birds don't die. Go figure.

And there's 1000 upvotes for you!

as someone who has resorted to online dating I am forever thankful for the option to state that you're vaccinated - keeps the morons away. And they usually proudly state on their profile they're unvaxxed which made swiping a lot easier for me :)

Possibly soon to be among the walking dead.

You take those prophylactic measures, Rhonda!

Hahahahaha bravo Rhonda, bravo

The uncut part is quite normal in many many countries around the world but it's a strange thing to walk around and advertise. I'm very surprised these specimens aren't married....😳

Contraceptive sweatshirts.

Covid vaccine will also protect you from neckbeard incels!

These are the bottom of barrell... Theses are the guys who wind up the town idiots.

Positive Darwinism... let's hope neither of them reproduce. Although, unfortunately, the OP- Anna Maria-appears willing (and she's by far not alone among females).

Morons and proud of it.

They have an inappropriately high opinion of themselves.

I am embarrassed for them.... love Rhonda's response!

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Uncut as in uncircumcised? What a weird thing to proclaim if so

the gene pool just breathed a sigh of relief!

except Pfizer just released data showing their vax protection fades just weeks after the 2nd and 3rd doses.

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