Everyone can agree, especially non-native speakers, that the English language can get very tricky. Most of us know the feeling of being puzzled by the strange spelling rules and grammar of this language, but the truth is, every native language has its own peculiarities. So if you think that the funny idioms in English are bad enough, check out this hilarious Twitter thread of the weirdest phrases and their literal meanings.

Started by the Twitter user @jazz_inmypants who asked people to share their favorite non-English funny sayings, the thread was quickly filled with unexpected responses, most of them reminding us how strange some mother tongues are. Scroll below to read the idioms and their meanings.

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athornedrose
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10 months ago

omg that's fantastic

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Vic
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10 months ago

I'm borrowing this one..

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Anna von Überwald
Community Member
10 months ago

"Bacon" is not really correct. "Speck" is the fatty part of bacon, therefore you can also refer to you belly fat as "Speck" instead of "Fett" (fat). Literal translation: grief fat

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The Girl on Fire
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10 months ago

I'm saying "what an odd place to find a lobster" irl from now on

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Trixie Argh
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10 months ago

The real quote actually is "great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ"

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AloofFox
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10 months ago

Cats!!! I’d be happy at this party.

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Ani Archeron
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10 months ago

imagine the tardis rejecting itself out its own doors

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Hans
Community Member
10 months ago

May I add: "Mit dem ist nicht gut Kirschen essen", literally "With this guy you cannot easily eat cherries", means that you will encouter a crumpy person.

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
10 months ago

It should be written "wurst" instead of "Wurst". The noun Wurst means Sausage but the adjective wurst means it doesn't matter. (In German all nouns start with an uppercase letter.)

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Dynein
Community Member
10 months ago

Germanversion: Milchmädchenrechnung; lit. "milk maid's calculation". It's based on a small folk tale of a milk maid thinking about what she'll buy with the money she'll get for the milk, and what she'll buy for the money when selling THAT etc - and then she spills the milk.

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Caridina Japonica
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10 months ago

There are a lot of funny descriptions for remote or unattractive places in germany. Such as "Da liegt der Hund begraben" (This is where the dog has been buried) or "Da willst du nicht tot überm Zaun hängen" (You don't want to hang dead over the fence)

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Dinetk
Community Member
10 months ago

In Dutch they are called ‘zwembandje’: inflatable ring

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HANS
Community Member
10 months ago

The deceased, of corpse.

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Kjorn
Community Member
10 months ago

you can also says: pousser du vieux avec du neuf (pushing old stuff with new stuff) :-)

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Dynein
Community Member
10 months ago

That thought makes me extremely uncomfortable...

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ispeak catanese
Community Member
10 months ago

I took it to mean "dancing with one's own sister" or even a nun.

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Andres Tejeda
Community Member
10 months ago

Being Mexican I heard this a lot as a child. Trying to explain this to my non-Spanish speaking friends was really funny.

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janke Leroij
Community Member
10 months ago

my favorite: nie wracaj mi gitara. As a non polish it took some time to understand. Translation: Don't turn my gitar around.

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Randy Dhuyvetter
Community Member
10 months ago

That just dailed up to eleven O_o

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Dynein
Community Member
10 months ago

That might be problematic to say these days, but I love it. Very succinct and rather self-explanatory.

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Nadja Lambacher
Community Member
10 months ago

*glaub

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Lilli
Community Member
10 months ago

...well then. I actually read that.

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Anna von Überwald
Community Member
10 months ago

brutal. I love it!

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comboplush
Community Member
10 months ago

That is a brillant description of taking a nap. :D

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PanditoBandito
Community Member
10 months ago (edited)

I'm just going to say "your goats have run to the mountain!"

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Sander Vermeer
Community Member
10 months ago

It's translation is more like: 'The truth is finally revealed'

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Marina Wack
Community Member
10 months ago

Occupe-toi* :)

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Richard Pickman
Community Member
10 months ago

Perkele, the legendary Finnish way of drinking! https://youtu.be/NAl9OyGYxOg

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Dynein
Community Member
10 months ago

German "alles in Butter" means "everything is alright". Back in the days, fragile things were transported in butter (as in, you poured molten butter over it and then transported the whole hardened block).

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Ryukei_Panda
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10 months ago (edited)

Endearment terms in French are pretty weird when you think about it. \1 mon petit chou /chouchou = my little cabbage /cabbage-cabbage (for both genders) 2\ ma puce = my flee (parents to their daughter or boyfriend to their girlfriend) \3 * mon lapin = my rabbit (I mostly hear older people call their grandchild like this) >> That's for the most common ones!

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