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Welcome to Bored Panda, how may I help you? Ah, I see. So, you Pandas work in the food, retail, and services industries and started the week off dealing with some incredibly dense customers. Denser than the core of Planet Earth, you say? Well, don’t worry about it, plenty of us have been there.

In fact, our team has collected a whole bunch of examples of the dumbest things that customers have said and done, to make you feel better. Trust us, you’re not alone in this. Of course, this isn’t to say that all customers are dumb: most are polite and decent. However, a small proportion of them are nightmare material and don’t even know what chicken wings are. And here’s the proof. Grab a soul-healing cup of tea, scroll down, upvote the situations that made you laugh, and share your own retail nightmare scenarios in the comments.

Bored Panda reached out to Save the Student, a British project that advises students on how to make their money go further, about how the pandemic affected the job market and what to do if you feel like you're stuck at a job where you feel demeaned. Jake Butler from Save the Student said: "It does depend on location and other factors, but finding a job during the pandemic, specifically lockdown, has been extremely difficult for students. It's true that some businesses, such as supermarkets and delivery companies, have increased recruitment, but large student employing sectors such as retail and hospitality have really stuttered due to being closed for many months."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

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Jake from Save the Student added that while some retail and hospitality jobs are returning, many students are "shunning them as there are worries about job security and also working conditions." According to Jake, one of the main worries that many have is that the market is weighted towards the employers and not the employees.

"For those that feel demeaned in their current job, I would suggest it's worth studying the rights you have as an employee," Jake told Bored Panda what we can all do if we find ourselves being treated less than humanely at our workplace. "Even during the pandemic, there is no excuse for an employer to break the law at your expense. And if you feel you're being treated especially poorly I would suggest looking to switch jobs, but doing so wisely."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is "BLT with cheese" going to be the new "See you next Teusday"?

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It’s easy to stay professional when the customers who you deal with are nice, pleasant, and see you as a human being. But the challenges start when you come face to face with someone who demeans you, acts overly entitled, or simply asks incredibly dumb questions. All of which makes you question why the nation’s education system has set the bar so low.

Earlier, I’d spoken about how to deal with difficult customers with Alexander Kjerulf. He’s the founder and Chief Happiness Officer at ‘Woohoo inc.’ and knows a lot about helping keep employees motivated, happy, and using their skills at their best.

Alex put it very simply that if you feel like you’re forgetting that you’re a human being worthy of humane treatment at your job, then you should seriously consider moving on. “Quit, and find a better place to work, where they actually care about their staff. And quit sooner rather than later. The longer you stay, the more they will grind you down until you lose all the energy and optimism you need to move on and find a better job,” he told Bored Panda.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

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He said that it’s common in restaurants to treat their customers like kings. And some places complement this by treating their employees badly. However, this is far from all right! It shouldn’t be the norm.

“99% of people are nice, but the occasional rude client is unavoidable," Alex noted that you will have to deal with difficult customers sooner or later. It’s not something that you can avoid forever and ever, no matter how good (or lucky) of an employee you are. "You can learn tricks to deal with them, and that's great, but no one should have to put up with mistreatment."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

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Working in the service industry doesn’t mean that you have to be a doormat, however. If you find yourself constantly being walked over, belittled, and demeaned, you have to reach out to your manager for help. They should be willing to step in and help you deal with anyone who isn’t acting like a human being should.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

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“You have to remember that in many cases a customer who behaves badly is not necessarily a bad person—it can be a good person having a bad day and that’s why they’re acting out. But the sad truth is that some customers act this way because they’ve learned that it works and will get them discounts or preferential treatment,” Alex said that some customers might be nightmare material by accident while others are very Slytherinish and sneaky.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When was the War of 1812 fought? Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb? What date did 9/11 happen? All I can say is “It’s a stumper”.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People think Cheddar is another name for bog standard cheese? It's a shame. Cheddar isn't far from my mum and when you've eaten cheese that was actually ages in Cheddar caves you get that it's very much its own cheese.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% agree. It's a shame people aren't aware that it's a distinct type of cheese. I grew up in the west country. Cave-aged actual Cheddar cheese really is incomparable to supermarket brands.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't call that mess "cheddar" anyway. I know this cuz I work at a travel stop with said restaurant attached. Ugh...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

critical thinking shouldn't even be necessary in this scenario... humans...

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Diane Herman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friend once ordered Eggs Benedict and the waitress asked how he wanted his eggs. He replied "Benedicted".

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to get "Does the sandwich come on bread?" "Is there dairy in the cream cheese pretzel?" sigh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of the time I asked for a fish and chips with french fries 🤦🏻‍♀️

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or what's the difference between Cheddar and American cheeses

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheddar cheese is made in Cheddar in a specific way. You don't call non-Cheddar cheese Cheddar, in the same way you don't don't call cheap fizzy wine Champagne.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You think! But i was served the wrong cheese before and they excused they ran out of the other. No big deal, just that the one burger cost more coz of the better cheese...so just explain, and charge me regular?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe they asked because it was a cheese sauce and not a slice of cheddar thrown on the sandwich , ya think??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once asked if a vinaigrette had vinegar in it. My only defense is I was on day five of of working a week of 12 hour days.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a tour guide I always got questions:"when does the 4 o'clock bus leave?"

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Josey Griffin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People don’t read, and when they do it’s not registering. Try selling something on Facebook market place. Dumb questions, that have already got the answers in the description. But they still ask.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In reverse I've had employees ask "Do I want cheese on the cheeseburger?"

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Ian MacFarlane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes they are. But in Texas he GOP run legislature passed a law to ban critical thinking courses. It turns out those are "liberal" courses. I don't know if the governor signed it.

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Margaret Knight
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a dearth of critical thinking in the world currently. Also, logic is thin on the ground and common sense has died an ugly death. Just sayin’.🤭

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They call it cheddar but it is not cheddar. It might have some cheddar in it but it is not cheddar.

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Monica A. M.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But have you ever put the Arby's cheese sticks or potato cake ON your roast beef sandwich? Mmmmmmmm

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair, (to be fair to be fair...)it was ARBYS. Doubtful that the "cheddar" they used was truly a real cheese

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the answer really is 'fluorescent yellow goo', but still ...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was the cheese made in cheddar? If not then it isn’t cheddar

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welll... there are many types of cheddar... but yea stupid. It's Arby's sheesh

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I also used to work at Arby's, and my location would often run out of roast beef at night (poor management), and instead of telling people that, we said our slicer was down. After I would tell customers we can't do roast beef, they would try to order a Beef N Cheddar. Drove me absolutely crazy

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hmm, mature, medium or mild cheddar, then there's also low fat. I know people who hate mature but love mild cheddar. so I kind of get this question.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just as there's many qualities of beef that can go in burgers; but that was not the refinement the question was aiming for.

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But there are different types of cheddar. 🤷‍♀️

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are different types of hard cheese. Cheddar is one type of hard cheese.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make sure you never run out of blinker fluid. It's very important in traffic!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The full original phrase is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste". ie, if they want to paint their house screaming purple or buy a gold sequin pantsuit, you say YES that's wonderful. It was never supposed to mean what it's come to mean.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I am curious how you explained it and what the customer finally understood.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the entitlement of "I orderded a cheeseburger without cheese and that's what I'm getting and paying for. You do not chance my order without my divine consent, you underpaid wage slave."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy's an idiot, of course, but who ever cuts anything in quarters at Subway? Sure, if someone asked, but they don't normally do that do they?

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