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Welcome to Bored Panda, how may I help you? Ah, I see. So, you Pandas work in the food, retail, and services industries and started the week off dealing with some incredibly dense customers. Denser than the core of Planet Earth, you say? Well, don’t worry about it, plenty of us have been there.

In fact, our team has collected a whole bunch of examples of the dumbest things that customers have said and done, to make you feel better. Trust us, you’re not alone in this. Of course, this isn’t to say that all customers are dumb: most are polite and decent. However, a small proportion of them are nightmare material and don’t even know what chicken wings are. And here’s the proof. Grab a soul-healing cup of tea, scroll down, upvote the situations that made you laugh, and share your own retail nightmare scenarios in the comments.

Bored Panda reached out to Save the Student, a British project that advises students on how to make their money go further, about how the pandemic affected the job market and what to do if you feel like you're stuck at a job where you feel demeaned. Jake Butler from Save the Student said: "It does depend on location and other factors, but finding a job during the pandemic, specifically lockdown, has been extremely difficult for students. It's true that some businesses, such as supermarkets and delivery companies, have increased recruitment, but large student employing sectors such as retail and hospitality have really stuttered due to being closed for many months."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too want to lemonade some important papers while I drink some laminate soda

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Jake from Save the Student added that while some retail and hospitality jobs are returning, many students are "shunning them as there are worries about job security and also working conditions." According to Jake, one of the main worries that many have is that the market is weighted towards the employers and not the employees.

"For those that feel demeaned in their current job, I would suggest it's worth studying the rights you have as an employee," Jake told Bored Panda what we can all do if we find ourselves being treated less than humanely at our workplace. "Even during the pandemic, there is no excuse for an employer to break the law at your expense. And if you feel you're being treated especially poorly I would suggest looking to switch jobs, but doing so wisely."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A woman in a Finnish Facebook sales group didn't want to tell her clothes' size because she didn't want anyone to know how big she was.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is "BLT with cheese" going to be the new "See you next Teusday"?

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It’s easy to stay professional when the customers who you deal with are nice, pleasant, and see you as a human being. But the challenges start when you come face to face with someone who demeans you, acts overly entitled, or simply asks incredibly dumb questions. All of which makes you question why the nation’s education system has set the bar so low.

Earlier, I’d spoken about how to deal with difficult customers with Alexander Kjerulf. He’s the founder and Chief Happiness Officer at ‘Woohoo inc.’ and knows a lot about helping keep employees motivated, happy, and using their skills at their best.

Alex put it very simply that if you feel like you’re forgetting that you’re a human being worthy of humane treatment at your job, then you should seriously consider moving on. “Quit, and find a better place to work, where they actually care about their staff. And quit sooner rather than later. The longer you stay, the more they will grind you down until you lose all the energy and optimism you need to move on and find a better job,” he told Bored Panda.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're right, there's no one here, it means you've broken in and police are on their way to arrest you

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He said that it’s common in restaurants to treat their customers like kings. And some places complement this by treating their employees badly. However, this is far from all right! It shouldn’t be the norm.

“99% of people are nice, but the occasional rude client is unavoidable," Alex noted that you will have to deal with difficult customers sooner or later. It’s not something that you can avoid forever and ever, no matter how good (or lucky) of an employee you are. "You can learn tricks to deal with them, and that's great, but no one should have to put up with mistreatment."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The rule "an eye for an eye" should have been applied: "here's your HOT latte!" *splash*

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you have to give a tip in the US? How does it work? Cause by us, you can give a tip if you want to, but you can choose to pay just the price of the food.

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Working in the service industry doesn’t mean that you have to be a doormat, however. If you find yourself constantly being walked over, belittled, and demeaned, you have to reach out to your manager for help. They should be willing to step in and help you deal with anyone who isn’t acting like a human being should.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember replying something about how if nobody came in to shop, they wouldn't open, and the customer continued to sympathize and wonder why they opened on a holiday

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“You have to remember that in many cases a customer who behaves badly is not necessarily a bad person—it can be a good person having a bad day and that’s why they’re acting out. But the sad truth is that some customers act this way because they’ve learned that it works and will get them discounts or preferential treatment,” Alex said that some customers might be nightmare material by accident while others are very Slytherinish and sneaky.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not the first time I hear a pregnant lady be called fat by other woman. For the love of God, what's in their mind!?!?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real actual cheddar or that laminated orange plastic you get in the U.S??

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes there is no "grass fed" chicken meat at the store, but Chickens do eat grass. Obviously you don't own a chicken.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since you were there you could make him notice the size of the chip, so it could very hardly be injected with any vaccine (I bet he believes that too).

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Mihai Mara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make sure you never run out of blinker fluid. It's very important in traffic!!

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Nisse Danielsson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my kids learn to drive, I sent them in to the gasstation to buy blinker fluid, the lady in the cashier was brilliant, she send them out to me to ask which color they needed, orange or red. And the kids fell for in and ran back and forward to the lady and me with more questions until they realize it was a joke.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why drivers of Merchedes' and Audi's never use their indicators. They've run out of blinker fluid

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only BMW never use their blinkers but that is because they are a very expensive option. Mercedes and Audi drivers do use their blinkers and high beams to tell you to make way. At least I do.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

20 years ago we used to send the new guy for diesel emissions fluid, now its a thing and in every convenience store that sells diesel

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have told him that blinker fluid is rare as it's extracted from the tears of people in fits of laughter. :D

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sending the noob out for "blinker fluid" is some good old fashioned hazing - can't believe no one here has commented yet. The bulb is taking it to a whole new level.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make sure they let the winter air out of their tires and replace it with summer air or the car won't steer properly!

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Donald Holder
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blinker fluid is illegal unless you're a licensed optometrist.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I joke about how many people must be out of "blinker fluid" because their turn signals evidently don't work. (I know they are just to dumb/lazy to use them)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know...I used to make fun with some friends that people who drive BMWs don't use the turning signal out of fear of running out of blinker fluid...but holy moly I never expected someone to actually ask for it!!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the Navy we sent new guys to the Gunners Mates for a 5 lb bucket of muzzle blast, to the Bos'n Mates for 20' of shore line, and to the Boiler Techs for a "BT Punch". Of course with the last one the new guy got punched in the chest.

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Byron Black
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should have tried to up-sale him on replacing his worn muiffler bearings.

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James Pasquini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should have told the customer if the bulb was completely full the light wouldn't blink but just stay on all the time.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See, that's the problem with some people. They never see the blinker fluid as half "full"! 😜

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sir, your blinker failed because you overfilled the bulb. You will have to get a recalibrated bulb with a micro-cellular pipette of blinker activator. $9.99 US

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Annnnd this is why we need functional learning classes in compensatory education.... it's important to know the basic car and appliance stuff..... says a person who barely understands how to change my own oil lol.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blinker fluid is hard to find these days. Most shops don't carry it cause they just want you to buy new blinkers.

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Jill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes sense. It's basically like the blue smoke that our computers run on. When you see blue smoke escape from your computer it stops working. So it must work on blue smoke.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to move to another planet. Fast. The stupid might be contagious...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give him some oil and see what he does with it out in the parking lot... I would pay to see that

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It comes in 3 sizes, small, medium or large - or we can order extra large 😀

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gosh, I never knew blinkers needed fluid, mine work OK though, is the an American thing?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The full original phrase is: "The customer is always right in matters of taste". ie, if they want to paint their house screaming purple or buy a gold sequin pantsuit, you say YES that's wonderful. It was never supposed to mean what it's come to mean.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I am curious how you explained it and what the customer finally understood.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the entitlement of "I orderded a cheeseburger without cheese and that's what I'm getting and paying for. You do not chance my order without my divine consent, you underpaid wage slave."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The guy's an idiot, of course, but who ever cuts anything in quarters at Subway? Sure, if someone asked, but they don't normally do that do they?

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