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When you think about it, the internet is a democracy. Whether you're the President, an award-winning scientist, or just a spiteful troll, you can create a Twitter account and go from one thread to another, explaining to other users why they're stupid. However, if you're actually doing it, that's precisely what you need to keep in mind. It's just a matter of time before you run into someone who can call out your BS. And when that happens, you're going to end up on the subreddit r/DontYouKnowWhoIam. Like the name suggests, this online community is dedicated to those spicy moments when people were oblivious to who they were talking to, and has collected quite a lot of them since its inception in 2015. Here are some of the best ones.

Even though there's a line between self- and over-confidence, trusting in your judgment can help you become successful in life.

Both verbal and nonverbal communication can be extremely effective at garnering positive attention and influence in groups. According to one hypothesis (the presumption of calibration hypothesis), people generally assume others have the self-knowledge to know how confident they should be, and we also assume they will truthfully communicate this confidence to us (the so-called truth bias), unless extenuating circumstances suggest otherwise.

So whenever we see confidence, we tend to find it compelling, and we expect it to be justified.

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The Guy Then Came At Him Saying He Violated The Hippocratic Oath

The Guy Then Came At Him Saying He Violated The Hippocratic Oath

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buttonpusher
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else so sick of the vaccine argument? Should mention I'm not anti-vax. Have had covid twice myself. Edit: Was asked how I had it twice. First time I likely caught it in a post office. Only place I'd been for weeks as most of the country was shut. Second time my partner tested positive and then I did.

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Red Faces All Round

Red Faces All Round

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ElenaK
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same thing happened to Bob Dylan! The bouncer wouldn't let him in , in his own gig, as he did not recognize him!

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Interestingly, some research has reported that being overconfident while participating in a group activity did not damage the person’s reputation — individuals who trusted their task performance (but were later revealed to be worse at the task than they had claimed) did not suffer a severe drop in their social status in the group relative to someone who had been well-calibrated.

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The researchers concluded that "the status benefits of overconfidence outweighed any possible status costs."

So extreme cases aside, being featured on r/DontYouKnowWhoIam might not be the worst thing that can happen to you.

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Becky Says Do Your Research About Vaccines Y’all!

Becky Says Do Your Research About Vaccines Y’all!

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where did you "look them up"? some mum group where essential oils are the equivalent to some miracle cure?

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Karen vs. Owner

Karen vs. Owner

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Adam C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I want you fired, you and you and you! FIRED!!" what's wrong with you people?

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#12

Accusing A Former Us Secretary Of Labor Of Being A Keyboard Warrior

Accusing A Former Us Secretary Of Labor Of Being A Keyboard Warrior

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Physician Didn't Read A (Verified) Acct Bio Of Another Doctor Before Patronising Him About His Area Of Expertise

Physician Didn't Read A (Verified) Acct Bio Of Another Doctor Before Patronising Him About His Area Of Expertise

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karla Meixnerová
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are people in my country who believe that Ivermektin (actualy horse pill to get them rid of tapeworms) can cure covid. Eventhougt, there is no study to prove that, some people eat this, they overdose on it and end up in hospital with covid and also kidney failure...

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Accusing The Artist Based On Images From The Artist’s Own Website

Accusing The Artist Based On Images From The Artist’s Own Website

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buttonpusher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar happened to me. My art teacher almost failed me because she said my drawings weren't free-hand. They totally were and I did one of them all over again with her there, she shut up after that.

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Tony Hawk Tries To Rent A Car

Tony Hawk Tries To Rent A Car

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Nugua Nugua
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because even if it wasn't THE Tony Hawk, there cannot be anyone else with this name around... (/s just to be safe)

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#17

What Are The Odds, Really?

What Are The Odds, Really?

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Director Is Asked What Her Job Is

Director Is Asked What Her Job Is

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you say "young lady" you must already know you're doing it wrong. Unless you address the rest as "old man", "middle-aged ambiguous person", etc.

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Sauna Advice

Sauna Advice

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! A sauna doesn't have to be uncomfortable to be 'good for you' at all! It should be something relaxing, that's all. It might be good for your hearth health, but there's not that much evidence that saunas have health benefits. Still, getting uncomfortably hot is not good.

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A Different Kind Of Dykwim

A Different Kind Of Dykwim

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is the most understandable so far. It does seem like a rude question out of nowhere.

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#22

Ah Well

Ah Well

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, awkward. But how can you believe super rich people aren't changing the world? They're definitely changing it. No one said, "for the better."

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#23

My Friend Is A Scientist, So Exchanges Like This Occur Almost Every Day

My Friend Is A Scientist, So Exchanges Like This Occur Almost Every Day

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#24

Running "Coach" Meets The Runner He Bases His Training On

Running "Coach" Meets The Runner He Bases His Training On

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#26

Asian? It Must Be A Chinese Puppet Handler

Asian? It Must Be A Chinese Puppet Handler

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Spotted On Tictac

Spotted On Tictac

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Miss Cellania
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Wasp" is a category, with quite a few insects in it. This is like saying "That's not a primate, it's a chimpanzee!"

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#28

Please Educate Yourself About Vaccines

Please Educate Yourself About Vaccines

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Someone Lied On Their Resume

Someone Lied On Their Resume

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#30

In All Fairness I Don't Tend To Wear T-Shirts With My Boss's Name On Them

In All Fairness I Don't Tend To Wear T-Shirts With My Boss's Name On Them

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White Wolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just covering up a nasty and not a single bit funny comment from Demi Zwaan.

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Oh You R So Cool And Must Be A Really Important Person

Oh You R So Cool And Must Be A Really Important Person

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Chris Wade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a troll account. Their name is "Petty" and just look at the profile picture haha

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Having A Ba In Politics Is Better Than Being A Constitutional Lawyer, Right?

Having A Ba In Politics Is Better Than Being A Constitutional Lawyer, Right?

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Youtube Doing What Youtube Does Best

Youtube Doing What Youtube Does Best

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

youtube works in wondrous ways. "You indicated you didn't like channels about sports, so here are another 30 recommended channels about sports."

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Explaining What Baguette Means To A French Person

Explaining What Baguette Means To A French Person

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"NO! I may have never spoken French, nor do I know anything about the language, but I know I'm right!!"

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Mohsie Supposie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... even though I myself don't know the difference between your and you're and which one to use in the language that I am supposed to speaking!

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Ray Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just an observation, but that French person has better written English than those other clowns, too.

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V V
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare you tell me how to speak your language! 🙄

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Roger Haywood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a French person tells me what a thing means in French, I believe them. They obvs know more than me about thier own language. :D

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I learned it from some French guy on the internet who also told me that the Marseillaise is a very tasty fish soup, that the capitol of France is Cherbourg and that the Eiffel tower is in Paris next to the Trump arch."

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bread, wand, chopstick, hashish... It is all about the shape.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the Dunning-Kruger effect, where ignorant people are so confident of their opinions because they have no clue just how ignorant they are.

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get the confusion, we always call the bread just 'baguette' too, but when you get corrected by an actual French person, just accept you were wrong. Geez.

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Chaudson C. Aliente
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks like an American criticizing a Frenchman on his french. That's not very common. What's more common is to see an American criticizing someone from the UK on their English. "I dun lernt it in skool so I noze what I'm talkin' 'bout!"

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Adam L
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw in the comments of another BP post someone used Sayonara, misspelled it (they wrote saionara), and while thinking they might have misspelled it apologized because they don't speak spanish......

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Kristal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hehe, they are talking about the translation of the word 'wand' in Harry Potter (it's baguette)

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw someone online laughing that Wales sometimes uses the phrase 'French stick' for a baguette (the bread). Idk why, it's a literal translation.

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Mary Peace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don"t know if it's a UK thing, but I grew up knowing it as 'french stick', and didn't hear the word 'baguette' until near-adulthood.

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Ivy at Eve
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the Black Panther movie. When I watched it in the cinema, they consistently translated the "ancestral planes" as the "voorouderlijke vliegtuigen" (Dutch) or "ancestral flying machines". Amused me, confused a lot of kids.

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Carl Han
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Well I know I am a genius and you cannot deny that!” Everyone: “Debatable…”

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rodger coghlan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in a nice 4 table restaurant a couple years ago when an Ugly American started explaining to the waiter how to pour wine properly (and he did it in a loud voice - like Texas loud

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Debbie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, when I looked up the definition the word wand never appeared.

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Joe Edwards
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why bother arguing, the person in question is using the wrong form of You're

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Andrea Malarkey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister used to b***h at me the way I pronounced things in French. Her HS teacher told her how to say it. Her HS teacher was Lebanese and had spent a semester in Paris. My college professor was from Normandy and I helped her with her English for extra help with French.

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ThatOneFriend15
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol learned french for a few years once he's wrong baguette literally means wand

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Wynn Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read Harry Potter in French and every time they used wands I was laughing hysterically because it literally says baguette. For context, I'm a native English speaker learning French, and I have French ancestry.

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Anna Lessens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...did he really try to argue about French..with the French...wrong move

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Amy Doyle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I am french" "I will check it up later, but I'm sure your using it wrong." He or she is literally french, and they clearly need to look it up so clearly they don't know what they are taking about.

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Shalini Pabreja
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You’re not your and though not tough. But what do I know, just an “illiterate immigrant” with a degree each in journalism and communication.

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Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Call your momma a Baguette and see what happens, if she's a stupid as you!

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De Gueb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I walk into a shop in France and ask for a baguette do I get a wand?

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Trevor Nicholson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude barely speaks English yet he's arguing about French. Also, I have studied French inconsistently over the years including several years in school...and I did not know Baguette means wand.

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Rae Black
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I'll look it up later, but" I refuse to acknowledge the correction because I'm a f*****g loser.

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Anthony Roberts
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone who can barely speak their own native language has no business lecturing on a foreign one.

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Hales M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm bilingual in French and English so I also can verify that baguette is not bread. HOWEVER a simple google search would have told you that the word for you bread is 'pain'.

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Kami
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Originally the "so french" bread was created by Italians who worked in France because they needed bread for their lunch.

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Michael Wells
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus, it's not like it isn't obvious. It's shaped long and thin, like a wand, so it wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better fix his English before arguing about other languages.

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Andy Hinds
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's always hilarious arguing with an idiot who can't spell.

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Darrell Perry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“It’s like those French have a different word for everything — Steve Martin

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Kristen Kidd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That person hardly grasps the English language, they think they know for a fact what french words are and are not? Smh

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Persephone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how the person with English as their 1st language can't even use "you're" properly while picking nits.

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moose man
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

im taking my third year of german and in german bread is das brot

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Wednesday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pain means bread, baguette means stick, or wand, or rod... a baguette de pain is a type of bread, just like pain au chocolate is bread with chocolate

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ZET P.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in what world does stick mean tree branch? it's bread in english! why would trees be made of bread? it's just a sloppy translation...

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Nicolas Schott
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, he's not 100% wrong actually. Most people will go to their bakery and simply ask : « Une baguette, s'il vous plaît. » ("A baguette, please") when they need some basic bread shaped like a wand. The right form might be "Baguette de pain", but it's faster to just say "Baguette" since it's the most common situation where you would use the word "Baguette" in French

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Perry Anderson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A word with many meanings. Both are right and it does depend on the sentence it is used in. It can be a wand, stick, long slender item. bread or such. But the only reason I got this was I looked it up in the Cambridge Dictionary.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is safe to assume red and green are USAian by looking at their ill-placed confidence and know it all attitude.

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Luka Hamer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A quick Google search pops up bread first but then on Wikipedia it gives a bunch more meanings. It seems to be based on the language wether 'wand' is included

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Bill Karp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

unsure seems mnay misbelled wuds ( see abobe and to left) !

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In all fairness, Americans are terrible at English, so forgive us if we don't think the French are any good at French...

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Shelli Aderman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And his English is lacking a bit, too… *you’re. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Man Who Helped Legalise Gay Marriage In Gb Accused Of Doing Nothing For Lesbians

Man Who Helped Legalise Gay Marriage In Gb Accused Of Doing Nothing For Lesbians

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people make jokes to the contrary but people don't actually think with their genitals. If someone identifies as a woman and they are solely attracted to other women, they're a lesbian.

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#37

Guys Tells John Wayne Parr, That He's Friends With John Wayne Parr

Guys Tells John Wayne Parr, That He's Friends With John Wayne Parr

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Tried To Start Some Racial Nonsense

Tried To Start Some Racial Nonsense

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So not dark enough to be considered black by the black community, but definitely not white enough to be considered white by the white community. What a wonderful life :( Why do people care about skin color this much?

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Arnold The Schwarzenegger

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Twitter Telling The Autor To Read His Own Article

Twitter Telling The Autor To Read His Own Article

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