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40 Embarrassing Moments People Didn’t Know Who They Were Talking To And Made A Fool Of Themselves
When you think about it, the internet is a democracy. Whether you're the President, an award-winning scientist, or just a spiteful troll, you can create a Twitter account and go from one thread to another, explaining to other users why they're stupid. However, if you're actually doing it, that's precisely what you need to keep in mind. It's just a matter of time before you run into someone who can call out your BS. And when that happens, you're going to end up on the subreddit r/DontYouKnowWhoIam. Like the name suggests, this online community is dedicated to those spicy moments when people were oblivious to who they were talking to, and has collected quite a lot of them since its inception in 2015. Here are some of the best ones.
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Underestimating A Multi Talented Model!
Even though there's a line between self- and over-confidence, trusting in your judgment can help you become successful in life.
Both verbal and nonverbal communication can be extremely effective at garnering positive attention and influence in groups. According to one hypothesis (the presumption of calibration hypothesis), people generally assume others have the self-knowledge to know how confident they should be, and we also assume they will truthfully communicate this confidence to us (the so-called truth bias), unless extenuating circumstances suggest otherwise.
So whenever we see confidence, we tend to find it compelling, and we expect it to be justified.
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The Guy Then Came At Him Saying He Violated The Hippocratic Oath
Anyone else so sick of the vaccine argument? Should mention I'm not anti-vax. Have had covid twice myself. Edit: Was asked how I had it twice. First time I likely caught it in a post office. Only place I'd been for weeks as most of the country was shut. Second time my partner tested positive and then I did.
Red Faces All Round
Interestingly, some research has reported that being overconfident while participating in a group activity did not damage the person’s reputation — individuals who trusted their task performance (but were later revealed to be worse at the task than they had claimed) did not suffer a severe drop in their social status in the group relative to someone who had been well-calibrated.
The researchers concluded that "the status benefits of overconfidence outweighed any possible status costs."
So extreme cases aside, being featured on r/DontYouKnowWhoIam might not be the worst thing that can happen to you.
Experience ≠ Skill Level
Challenging A Doctor
Don’t You Know What I Am?
He's Egyptian
Reply: "He can't be Egyptian because I did my research and the color of his skin isn't Egyptian."
He is, north aficans are from pale white to dark brown, but the black are sub-saharan (more south in africa) , also even by logic we are near Italy and spain which are white and we have the same climate as south europeans so as a north african i can tell you that african doesn't mean black
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I still don't get that issue, even if he wasn't the son of Egyptians. He's an actor, that's what they do. You know, "pretend" to be other people
It has a lot to do with blackface, and with hiring whites to play ethnics instead of hiring ethnic actors. Up there with the white boy Oscars.
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People seem to think that the people of every African nation are black. Not so much along the Mediterranean.
Especially US americans often think that all north african, middle eastern and south european/american people aren't white. Whilst in reality most are. The thing is, that racism against a different colour is easy to understand for them, but racism that's against another culture of the same colour isn't. It's easy to say "all whites are bad and all PoC a victims" but that's simply pathetically wrong.
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This is because social media types are obsessed with finding "racism" where none exists, or the current buzz-phrase of "cultural appropriation". He's not the first either, someone moaned about Cleopatra not looking dark-skinned and "Egyptian" enough until someone pointed out she was Greek!
But then there is silent racism that nobody seems to give an F about, such as racism against Indigenous Native American people. I have first hand knowledge of this because my daughter has spent her whole life thus far being subjected to kids racism towards her.
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I just watched a blue eyed Egyptian speak on a Jon Stewart show. I can testify, Egyptians have a variety of heritages. There were folks who looked Italian and folks who looked Subsaharan African, all Egyptian.
My algebra professor in college was ALSO Egyptian. His eyes were green-ish/light hazel.
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Africans that live in countries that surround the mediterranean are predominately not Blacks.
I have personal experience with this. My daughter is half Indigenous (Native American) Her father is full Cheyenne and Kiowa/Kickapoo (Federally enrolled Kiowa). She has been called every racist name possible starting in kindergarten. Especially the N word. When she tells kids she is Native American, they laugh and say no you're not because "indians" live in tipi's and wear beaded leather and feathers, or some kids have told her that "indians" were all killed hundreds of years ago, or that they are all drunks. She's had kids yell woo woo woo clapping their hand on their mouth, ask her if she smokes weed in her peace pipe, or calls her squaw, which is a derogatory name. She's also been called a "dot head" indian. When she was in first grade she walked out from school wearing a paper pilgrim hat. My heart sank. She said mommy I told my teacher that I'm Native American but she said only the boys were allowed be be the "indians". Blatant racism does exist for other ethnicities.
I could elaborate much more but i ran out of space on my post. Im new here so I didnt realize I can reply to my own post. My apologies. To continue my post above, that class day was spent with the "indian" boys wearing paper headdresses chasing the "pilgrim" girls around pretending to kill them. My daughter is now almost 16 and in high school, and I have spent 11 years (she went to pre-k before kindergarten) defending my daughter at the public school system, where none of the school officials have ever done a d@mn thing about the racist bullying. You don't realize how racist people are until someone you love has to deal with it every day of their life. My daughter is beautiful and smart and I'm so proud of her. She now suffers with depression, anxiety, and low self esteem due to the years of persistant racist bullying. I love her so much and will always defend her. ❤
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Typical Democrat SJW. You can't play a part if you are not that race! Or eat that food if your not from there! My fave are black people who say you can't wear dreads because it's culture appropriation. Yet will straighten their hair and dye it brown or red. Umm.... Hypocrisy is rampant.
What happens when American racial perceptions do not translate outside its boundaries.
So...what did they think Egyptians were supposed to look like? Looks Egyptian to me.
Wait ... Seriously? Someone did not know/realize that Rami Malek is Egyptian???
This is what happens when you try to be a Karen and your stupidity shows.
I've noticed a sad trend in some communities that insist on the complete ethnic/racial Africanization of Africa, but the issue with that is that there has been ethnic blending in the north/east parts of Africa for literally millennia, and that results in brown and white people being every bit as African as black people.
Also, thought the whole point of acting was pretending to be someone else. Stop worrying about skin color and pick the best actor for the role. Remember all the hoopla and comic book nerds freaking about Zendaya playing MJ? Sheeeet, girl played THE coolest MJ ever. Skin color shouldn’t matter. Talent should.
But Lin Manuel Miranda isn't white and he played so that was racist of Lin Manuel Miranda!
This happened to me once! I have a character from Spain and someone told me I was whitewashing him... He's my character... He wasn't even that white in the picture I drew! He's tan but not that dark..
We all come in many shades and we must stop taking others ethnicity simply because we are lighter or darker than others thought we should be
Watch Mr. Robot. Rami Malek is a GOD AMONG MEN. (So is Sam Esmail. Both Egyptian, btw.)
Regarding countries of the African Continent: Citizens are various melanin shades👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿
I think the point is that at that time Egyptians were darker in skin and resembled most other African countries. The Egyptian you see today is not how they would have looked. A simple way to understand it would be if you watched a movie set in the 19th century and the clothes were from the 21st century. You would call it out as being historically inaccurate.
Not true. The Nubian era were dark subsaharan african not other periods.
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OMG why does it always have to be about the color of one's skin...I DON'T GIVE A F@*K WHAT COLOR ANYONE IS especially when I'm trying to enjoy an amazingly beautiful actor bringing to life am amazing adventure. Can't we all just leave it at that&just enjoy this beautiful man. I DON'T CARE WHERE HE'S FROM I JUST KNOW he's simply delicious&mind blowingly talented. And yes I couldn't take my eyes off you in bohemian rhapsody cried at the unbelievable way you captured Freddy&his soul BRAVO!!! And I will watch anything with Remi in it 💋
I'm genuinely curious if the person offended by what they thought was a white person playing an Egyptian is also white. New generation anti racism... LMFAO gotta love their uniformed knee jerk reactions. "OMG he looks white"... Totally ignoring his very very not white name. BTW, I would drink Rami Malek's bathwater. Especially in Egyptian garb.
Save some for me please but make mine a double..yummy
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Why would it fn matter? People don't mind changing the race of a Caucasian character (instead of creating new characters), but if you put a Caucasian in a setting where people think it should only be one other race, they lose their fn minds. It's the same bigotry just from another angle. Stop the hate from EVERY side, not just one. And that includes race, gender, sexual orientation, etc etc.
OMG! Really?! How do you not know about him?! He's a great actor!! Rami and Freddy are from the same place. He's not white!! Lol
No they are not Rami Malek is Coptic Egyptian and Freddie Mercury real name Farrokh Balsara was born in Zanzibar to Parsi Indian parents. Parsi are of persian descent.
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so rami malek is playing a rich person, accordint to that thing around his neck
Funny thing is technically on most forms Egyptian are considered white lol! A fact my buddy Essy told me I didn't know.
He's good in no time to die and he played Fredy so well what a talent
There are white Egyptians, black ones and brown ones. Like America. Why do people not understand this?
HEY there were wight Egyptians my doughier is studying them don’t guge fu**k of😡
Some people still seem to think that in certain parts of the world (mostly the "less humane" parts), only one colour exists or should exist. "But hey, we're rich, so everyone comes to us and not to them"
He is Arabic, not of ancient Egyptian race who are black. Most modern day Egyptians are Arabic.It's like a white or black American playing a native before the arrival Europeans.
The Egyptians and all of the people in that region were black, very DARK black. But of course we are not taught that kind of thing in the USA. Well... wasn't taught that!
He's still Egyptian. Race and where you were born are two different things.
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Becky Says Do Your Research About Vaccines Y’all!
where did you "look them up"? some mum group where essential oils are the equivalent to some miracle cure?
Karen vs. Owner
Accusing A Former Us Secretary Of Labor Of Being A Keyboard Warrior
Physician Didn't Read A (Verified) Acct Bio Of Another Doctor Before Patronising Him About His Area Of Expertise
There are people in my country who believe that Ivermektin (actualy horse pill to get them rid of tapeworms) can cure covid. Eventhougt, there is no study to prove that, some people eat this, they overdose on it and end up in hospital with covid and also kidney failure...
Accusing The Artist Based On Images From The Artist’s Own Website
Similar happened to me. My art teacher almost failed me because she said my drawings weren't free-hand. They totally were and I did one of them all over again with her there, she shut up after that.
Man Tries To Lecture History Professor On History
Tony Hawk Tries To Rent A Car
Because even if it wasn't THE Tony Hawk, there cannot be anyone else with this name around... (/s just to be safe)
What Are The Odds, Really?
Director Is Asked What Her Job Is
When you say "young lady" you must already know you're doing it wrong. Unless you address the rest as "old man", "middle-aged ambiguous person", etc.
Anti-Masker Gets Shut Down Quickly
Sauna Advice
Exactly! A sauna doesn't have to be uncomfortable to be 'good for you' at all! It should be something relaxing, that's all. It might be good for your hearth health, but there's not that much evidence that saunas have health benefits. Still, getting uncomfortably hot is not good.
A Different Kind Of Dykwim
Ah Well
Okay, awkward. But how can you believe super rich people aren't changing the world? They're definitely changing it. No one said, "for the better."
My Friend Is A Scientist, So Exchanges Like This Occur Almost Every Day
Running "Coach" Meets The Runner He Bases His Training On
It Happens Again
Asian? It Must Be A Chinese Puppet Handler
Spotted On Tictac
"Wasp" is a category, with quite a few insects in it. This is like saying "That's not a primate, it's a chimpanzee!"
Please Educate Yourself About Vaccines
Someone Lied On Their Resume
In All Fairness I Don't Tend To Wear T-Shirts With My Boss's Name On Them
Just covering up a nasty and not a single bit funny comment from Demi Zwaan.
Oh You R So Cool And Must Be A Really Important Person
That's a troll account. Their name is "Petty" and just look at the profile picture haha
Having A Ba In Politics Is Better Than Being A Constitutional Lawyer, Right?
"Are You Neil Patrick Harris Like Huh"
Youtube Doing What Youtube Does Best
youtube works in wondrous ways. "You indicated you didn't like channels about sports, so here are another 30 recommended channels about sports."
Explaining What Baguette Means To A French Person
"NO! I may have never spoken French, nor do I know anything about the language, but I know I'm right!!"
Man Who Helped Legalise Gay Marriage In Gb Accused Of Doing Nothing For Lesbians
Guys Tells John Wayne Parr, That He's Friends With John Wayne Parr
Tried To Start Some Racial Nonsense
So not dark enough to be considered black by the black community, but definitely not white enough to be considered white by the white community. What a wonderful life :( Why do people care about skin color this much?
Arnold The Schwarzenegger
Who knew? Arnold looks like Arnold! This should be front page news!
Twitter Telling The Autor To Read His Own Article
I appreciate that setting, but it does make for funny moments like this.
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"What do you know about Covid?".... *I produce my medical degree*.... "Oh, well, what do doctors know about Covid?".... More than Google, Facebook, Twitter, Insta, and TikTok, thanks. Especially if we're, y'know, updated regularly by CDC/Johns Hopkins/Oxford Centre UK, etc. .... Then I hear, "Well, those are biased!".... Sure, and your grandma's third cousin's second wife's neighbor is totally an epidemiologist?
My mother in law's doctors, dentist etc know everything, as soon as I tell her anything my health visitor or midwife has said on their visits "What do they know", "we never did that, they're wrong" ..."babies don't change so caring for them doesn't" etc etc ..we've actually come to blows over this when she said I should be giving my son a bottle when he's exclusively breast fed..I couldn't breast feed my Daughter so I'm thrilled my Son takes to it but she was constantly battling to get him on the bottle for no reason other than to have her own way -.-
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-Hello, little girl! Can I speak to the Captain? -Good afternoon, it's me. How can I help? [Starts walking away while laughing, then walks up to the biggest, burliest guy around.] - 'Day, mate. Was looking for the Captain. Can you believe that chick? [Still laughing] - That "chick" is Captain UpupaEpops, who is clearly not wearing her rank insignia for shits and giggles. It was a very fine day.
Person I know: Requiring masks is communism! Me: No it isn't. Person: Yes it is! Do some research on Communism! Me: I have a Bachelors of Science degree in Economics with a dual specialization. Person: *silence*
Hilariously, the reason communists like myself comply with COVID restrictions is not because we worship the government, it's because Marxist theory dictates that protecting and caring for the other members in your society benefits us all! Do the right thing, it'll come back around.
Load More Replies... I was talking to a friend, and they mentioned that their niece was just diagnosed with diabetes. I said "Oh no! Tell her that it's okay, she can do it." Some random lady just walks up behind us and says, "that's really insensitive. My cousin's girlfriend has diabetes, so I know what will offend a diabetic." I have type 1 diabetes.
This has happened many times for me. Especially with my aunt's boyfriends. She tells them I know a lot about history, so they quiz me to see if that is true. Not only do I know a lot about his, I have a bachelor's degree in history. So, yeah, I know what I am talking about.
Why does your aunt always say that? Kind of a weird thing to always tell her boyfriends. Wait, how many boyfriends has your aunt had?
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Granted, most of the people who argue against the experts probably get their research via Google. But not every person with a qualification is always right.
But the 'do your research' argument is invalid cause they obviously did
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Ah people judging someone before getting all the facts. I've lived with this all my life. Despite having 20 years under my belt doing what I do, often people that don't know me can get pretty snarky. Not shaving for a week helped as I pass the 40 mark. Prior to that, it was pretty frustrating.
I look a quite a lot younger and at work i often get asked if im helping out my mom or dad. Im a chef for 10 years.
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Not sure if this belongs here. I was live streaming on FB once playing the piano and accidentally made a mistake on "Fur Elise" by accidentally missing a part and FB stopped my stream on the basis that I was streaming someone's work without giving it credit. No sources given.
The future of capitalism, where even idiocy is done cheaply by algorithms who answer to no one.
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The internet is a great thing. I have had more than one person claim to “have played a little minor league (base) ball” not being aware that you can find out about that stuff pretty easily now.
Baseball reference does not include the double top secret minor league teams.
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person: hey i really love this piece (shows me my own art) me: ...i made it person: no you didnt me: ....my logo is in the corner person: lies but ok LOL me:
I once did wrote an article on alternative (fun) ways to teach math to small children. That was not the official name ofcourse i wrote the article in dutch. I found it a year later on someones desk on a different job. That person was alway mocking me for being 'just' an intern and treated like i was dumb. Started telling me about the article but that i wouldnt understand cause the sources used we too 'deep and scientific for me to understand'. Told her i wrote it. She called me a liar and said a university published it. I was a student there and yes i did write it.
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I've had one since 2008 but I've not once ever posted anything. I basically just keep it because once and a while someone will send me a Twitter post that is actually worth reading and sometimes you can't open it without logging in first.
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Lots of vanity and anger on this page. I get tense looking at the comments.
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My favorite story about Queen Elizabeth - Once, when walking the grounds of Balmoral with her protection officer, Queen Elizabeth ran into some American tourists. It became clear they didn’t recognize her: “Have you ever met the queen?” they asked. “No,” she responded, and then pointed at her protection officer. “But he has.”
#40 happens to me a lot on Facebook when I share one of my articles.
My sweet mom was having her roof replaced on a brutally hot day. She had cold drinks in her frig for when the workers were on break. One was sitting in her kitchen and told her that he was working "off the books", and nothing was being reported for tax purposes. She put her Internal Revenue Service ID on the table in front of him, smiled, and asked, "Do you realize who you're talking to?" The guy left and never returned.
Most covid posts and comments have aged TERRIBLY bad, my gosh! XDDD
My literature teacher for 4th grade never called on me to answer questions. I was confused because I was the most advanced reader in that class. I talked to her after class one day, asking why she never called on me. She said “Sorry kiddo, but I think you would just confuse the other kids with how you pronounce words.” This was because I had a lisp back then and pronounced every word that had double o’s or just one o with an r.
I used to work at an airport, manager for the company that handled the restaurants. One Saturday my assistant manager and myself were inventory counting a Caribou Coffee and this sill looking skinny white guy walks up. Plaid short only the top button fastened, wife beater, baggy jeans, the ball cap with the razor straight bill and a lot of bling. I looked at said in a low voice ‘Look at this Vanilla Ice wanna be MFer’. Then a guy comes RUNNING across the terminal and is shaking homeboy’s hand and gushing over him. It WAS Vanilla Ice, who had played a show the night before. He was actually really cool too.
Unpopular opinion I'm sure, but my goodness I am so sick of hearing about covid arguments. We get it. People will never agree on something that shouldnt have anyone arguing in the first place and everyone wants to be the big dog on top and show somebody else up. Great. Cool. People suck, pets are life. Can we move on now?
My friend had a good one like this. They (my friend's pronoun) was arbitrarily labelled as a 'white male' at birth, and they was trying to go to an event once, and the organizer said at the entrance: 'Sorry, this is only for black women.' So they replies: 'I IDENTIFY as a black woman!' You should have seen how surprised the organizer looked!
"What do you know about Covid?".... *I produce my medical degree*.... "Oh, well, what do doctors know about Covid?".... More than Google, Facebook, Twitter, Insta, and TikTok, thanks. Especially if we're, y'know, updated regularly by CDC/Johns Hopkins/Oxford Centre UK, etc. .... Then I hear, "Well, those are biased!".... Sure, and your grandma's third cousin's second wife's neighbor is totally an epidemiologist?
My mother in law's doctors, dentist etc know everything, as soon as I tell her anything my health visitor or midwife has said on their visits "What do they know", "we never did that, they're wrong" ..."babies don't change so caring for them doesn't" etc etc ..we've actually come to blows over this when she said I should be giving my son a bottle when he's exclusively breast fed..I couldn't breast feed my Daughter so I'm thrilled my Son takes to it but she was constantly battling to get him on the bottle for no reason other than to have her own way -.-
Load More Replies... -Hello, little girl! Can I speak to the Captain? -Good afternoon, it's me. How can I help? [Starts walking away while laughing, then walks up to the biggest, burliest guy around.] - 'Day, mate. Was looking for the Captain. Can you believe that chick? [Still laughing] - That "chick" is Captain UpupaEpops, who is clearly not wearing her rank insignia for shits and giggles. It was a very fine day.
Person I know: Requiring masks is communism! Me: No it isn't. Person: Yes it is! Do some research on Communism! Me: I have a Bachelors of Science degree in Economics with a dual specialization. Person: *silence*
Hilariously, the reason communists like myself comply with COVID restrictions is not because we worship the government, it's because Marxist theory dictates that protecting and caring for the other members in your society benefits us all! Do the right thing, it'll come back around.
Load More Replies... I was talking to a friend, and they mentioned that their niece was just diagnosed with diabetes. I said "Oh no! Tell her that it's okay, she can do it." Some random lady just walks up behind us and says, "that's really insensitive. My cousin's girlfriend has diabetes, so I know what will offend a diabetic." I have type 1 diabetes.
This has happened many times for me. Especially with my aunt's boyfriends. She tells them I know a lot about history, so they quiz me to see if that is true. Not only do I know a lot about his, I have a bachelor's degree in history. So, yeah, I know what I am talking about.
Why does your aunt always say that? Kind of a weird thing to always tell her boyfriends. Wait, how many boyfriends has your aunt had?
Load More Replies... Granted, most of the people who argue against the experts probably get their research via Google. But not every person with a qualification is always right.
But the 'do your research' argument is invalid cause they obviously did
Load More Replies... Ah people judging someone before getting all the facts. I've lived with this all my life. Despite having 20 years under my belt doing what I do, often people that don't know me can get pretty snarky. Not shaving for a week helped as I pass the 40 mark. Prior to that, it was pretty frustrating.
I look a quite a lot younger and at work i often get asked if im helping out my mom or dad. Im a chef for 10 years.
Load More Replies... Not sure if this belongs here. I was live streaming on FB once playing the piano and accidentally made a mistake on "Fur Elise" by accidentally missing a part and FB stopped my stream on the basis that I was streaming someone's work without giving it credit. No sources given.
The future of capitalism, where even idiocy is done cheaply by algorithms who answer to no one.
Load More Replies... The internet is a great thing. I have had more than one person claim to “have played a little minor league (base) ball” not being aware that you can find out about that stuff pretty easily now.
Baseball reference does not include the double top secret minor league teams.
Load More Replies... person: hey i really love this piece (shows me my own art) me: ...i made it person: no you didnt me: ....my logo is in the corner person: lies but ok LOL me:
I once did wrote an article on alternative (fun) ways to teach math to small children. That was not the official name ofcourse i wrote the article in dutch. I found it a year later on someones desk on a different job. That person was alway mocking me for being 'just' an intern and treated like i was dumb. Started telling me about the article but that i wouldnt understand cause the sources used we too 'deep and scientific for me to understand'. Told her i wrote it. She called me a liar and said a university published it. I was a student there and yes i did write it.
Load More Replies... Please downvote this post. Looking to have the lowest score on BoredPanda! Thanks!
I've had one since 2008 but I've not once ever posted anything. I basically just keep it because once and a while someone will send me a Twitter post that is actually worth reading and sometimes you can't open it without logging in first.
Load More Replies... Lots of vanity and anger on this page. I get tense looking at the comments.
You can hire Henryclarkethicalhacker for all your hacking needs which include clearing of criminal and driving records, credit hack fix, college grade changes, cloning phones, spying on anyone, hacking all social media accounts, etc,. Reach him via Henryclarkethicalhacker @ gmail. com Text him,, Whatsapp,,+18134211326.
My favorite story about Queen Elizabeth - Once, when walking the grounds of Balmoral with her protection officer, Queen Elizabeth ran into some American tourists. It became clear they didn’t recognize her: “Have you ever met the queen?” they asked. “No,” she responded, and then pointed at her protection officer. “But he has.”
#40 happens to me a lot on Facebook when I share one of my articles.
My sweet mom was having her roof replaced on a brutally hot day. She had cold drinks in her frig for when the workers were on break. One was sitting in her kitchen and told her that he was working "off the books", and nothing was being reported for tax purposes. She put her Internal Revenue Service ID on the table in front of him, smiled, and asked, "Do you realize who you're talking to?" The guy left and never returned.
Most covid posts and comments have aged TERRIBLY bad, my gosh! XDDD
My literature teacher for 4th grade never called on me to answer questions. I was confused because I was the most advanced reader in that class. I talked to her after class one day, asking why she never called on me. She said “Sorry kiddo, but I think you would just confuse the other kids with how you pronounce words.” This was because I had a lisp back then and pronounced every word that had double o’s or just one o with an r.
I used to work at an airport, manager for the company that handled the restaurants. One Saturday my assistant manager and myself were inventory counting a Caribou Coffee and this sill looking skinny white guy walks up. Plaid short only the top button fastened, wife beater, baggy jeans, the ball cap with the razor straight bill and a lot of bling. I looked at said in a low voice ‘Look at this Vanilla Ice wanna be MFer’. Then a guy comes RUNNING across the terminal and is shaking homeboy’s hand and gushing over him. It WAS Vanilla Ice, who had played a show the night before. He was actually really cool too.
Unpopular opinion I'm sure, but my goodness I am so sick of hearing about covid arguments. We get it. People will never agree on something that shouldnt have anyone arguing in the first place and everyone wants to be the big dog on top and show somebody else up. Great. Cool. People suck, pets are life. Can we move on now?
My friend had a good one like this. They (my friend's pronoun) was arbitrarily labelled as a 'white male' at birth, and they was trying to go to an event once, and the organizer said at the entrance: 'Sorry, this is only for black women.' So they replies: 'I IDENTIFY as a black woman!' You should have seen how surprised the organizer looked!
