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When you think about it, the internet is a democracy. Whether you're the President, an award-winning scientist, or just a spiteful troll, you can create a Twitter account and go from one thread to another, explaining to other users why they're stupid. However, if you're actually doing it, that's precisely what you need to keep in mind. It's just a matter of time before you run into someone who can call out your BS. And when that happens, you're going to end up on the subreddit r/DontYouKnowWhoIam. Like the name suggests, this online community is dedicated to those spicy moments when people were oblivious to who they were talking to, and has collected quite a lot of them since its inception in 2015. Here are some of the best ones.

Even though there's a line between self- and over-confidence, trusting in your judgment can help you become successful in life.

Both verbal and nonverbal communication can be extremely effective at garnering positive attention and influence in groups. According to one hypothesis (the presumption of calibration hypothesis), people generally assume others have the self-knowledge to know how confident they should be, and we also assume they will truthfully communicate this confidence to us (the so-called truth bias), unless extenuating circumstances suggest otherwise.

So whenever we see confidence, we tend to find it compelling, and we expect it to be justified.

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The Guy Then Came At Him Saying He Violated The Hippocratic Oath

The Guy Then Came At Him Saying He Violated The Hippocratic Oath

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else so sick of the vaccine argument? Should mention I'm not anti-vax. Have had covid twice myself. Edit: Was asked how I had it twice. First time I likely caught it in a post office. Only place I'd been for weeks as most of the country was shut. Second time my partner tested positive and then I did.

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Red Faces All Round

Red Faces All Round

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same thing happened to Bob Dylan! The bouncer wouldn't let him in , in his own gig, as he did not recognize him!

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Interestingly, some research has reported that being overconfident while participating in a group activity did not damage the person’s reputation — individuals who trusted their task performance (but were later revealed to be worse at the task than they had claimed) did not suffer a severe drop in their social status in the group relative to someone who had been well-calibrated.

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The researchers concluded that "the status benefits of overconfidence outweighed any possible status costs."

So extreme cases aside, being featured on r/DontYouKnowWhoIam might not be the worst thing that can happen to you.

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Don’t You Know What I Am?

Don’t You Know What I Am?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have the strong impulse to comment, because I am a dam german. #DamGermansUnite (but not in a hostile 1933-1945 way ).

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marco Rubio can't even get his xenophobic, anti-socialism fear-mongering right.

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Katy McMouse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marco Rubio probably wouldn't know a German if he or she whacked him upside that empty head with a bratwurst.

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember when we first saw Rubio on TV, making a statement about something? Sweating bullets and so dry mouthed all he could do was constantly—-and awkwardly—-pause to drink from the water bottle they gave him. Body language indicating extreme nervousness. Sometimes it’s just stage fright. But in his case, it’s more like the kind of nervousness from knowing that what you’re about to say is an enormous pile of lies and bullshit, but you already met Beelzebub at the crossroads and sold him your soul, so you’re committed now, and can’t back out. Yeah, nothing’s changed, except he’s probably now on hyperhydrosis meds to dry up the flop sweat.

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Kalulu Chance
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhhh my goshhhhh.. I almost cried reading this. ❣️🤣❣️

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Hope Cows&Chickens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By Republican logic, his comment made perfect sense: skim- read something once and then jump to wild conclusions.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t miss the point of this post: Marco Rubio just made crap up instead of checking facts first. All y’all who voted for him: why, Sway, why? 😕

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Claire Armstrong
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, I'm actually buckled at this one lol! It just shows you really don't need brains, or common sense, or any literacy skills at all to be involved in politics!

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Paola Martz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of the "German chocolate cake" named after its creator, Samuel German, not like it comes from Germany 🤣

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Desiree Dehner
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed too hard at this one. Because wtf, really Marco Rubio?

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Jennifer Myers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another Intelligent statement by an educated republican.. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

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idrow1
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be a minimum level of intelligence and mental health to be in politics. Most republicans would not pass.

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L Jennings
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rubio is an idiot. Y'all need to take the money out of politics and start putting smart people back in power.

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China Nolan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Marco Rubio...I'm surprised he could even read the article.

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Pamela Blue
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The US is doomed. Their education system has produced total morons at the top, who have no idea who is who, what is what, and more importantly, where is where.

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John Baker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like most Republicans, Rubio is dumber than a bucket of piss.

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's assuming Cruz knows how to read, let alone how to think.

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Meami
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does Marco Rubio get dressed in the morning? I can't believe he even knows how to put on his pants...

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Dan Abramsky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Textbook Marco Rubio. He only opens his mouth when he needs to switch feet...

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Linda Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can I send this to Val Demmings? She will laugh her a**e off. 🤣

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paco diablo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marco is not the brightest bulb in any electrical system, that’s why he’s a senator from Florida

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1 year ago

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Michael Ross
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How come no one is asking th important question was Megatron defeated?

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Chanya Roye
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂🤣😀😂 sounds like something Rubio or Cruz would say

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Dee Tag
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So...what exactly is the criteria to run for office? Is intelligence required?

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Ilia Bauer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

PFFT! Bwahahahahaha! Okay, that gave me a German Dam good laugh today! ;) XD

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Daniel Marsh
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure why this is included. Sen Rubio wasn't talking to German Dam. Rubio is descendant of Cuban exiles, probably pointing out the collapse of the socialist kelptocracy of Venezuela. He probably came across a newsfeed like "Transformer explosion causes massive black out in Bolivar. (German Dam)" Dams are most notable for hydropower, so it's on-topic. The flub in no way undermines his point. It's more a matter of an ironic name causing a funny blooper.

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Sharon Prentice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to give the entire Republican population of the House and Senate IQ tests and get a mean average of their scores.

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Donald Holder
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another sterling example of the pieces of s**t we put into office in The United States of America.

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Monica Sargent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can he even read? Because if he can't, I can and I want his job.

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Whawhawhatsis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rubio is known by most of his non-fans in Florida as an "empty suit." It's quite appropriate.

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Greg Grambor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I apologize for my embarrassing senator. I still like him anyway.

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Danielle Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh, marco rubio doesn' t know what he's taking about? who would have guessed :/

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Chris Harr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so tired of idiots being in power to make decisions for the masses when they can't even read.

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Kim Lorton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha ha! He forgot to check his facts! Like who wrote the article!

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Gregg Long
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Goddam Germans got nothing to do with it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APbJcnH1brg

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Donald Holder
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of these days The voters in The United States of America are going to wake up and fire every goddamn person in Congress and start from scratch just like The Founding Fathers did!

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Donald Holder
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The people of The United States of America are going to wake up one day and fire every goddamn person in Congress and start from scratch just like the Founding Fathers did

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TK 421
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was it a decepticon or autobot? I have the all spark!

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Becky Says Do Your Research About Vaccines Y’all!

Becky Says Do Your Research About Vaccines Y’all!

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where did you "look them up"? some mum group where essential oils are the equivalent to some miracle cure?

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Karen vs. Owner

Karen vs. Owner

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Adam C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I want you fired, you and you and you! FIRED!!" what's wrong with you people?

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#12

Accusing A Former Us Secretary Of Labor Of Being A Keyboard Warrior

Accusing A Former Us Secretary Of Labor Of Being A Keyboard Warrior

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Physician Didn't Read A (Verified) Acct Bio Of Another Doctor Before Patronising Him About His Area Of Expertise

Physician Didn't Read A (Verified) Acct Bio Of Another Doctor Before Patronising Him About His Area Of Expertise

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are people in my country who believe that Ivermektin (actualy horse pill to get them rid of tapeworms) can cure covid. Eventhougt, there is no study to prove that, some people eat this, they overdose on it and end up in hospital with covid and also kidney failure...

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Accusing The Artist Based On Images From The Artist’s Own Website

Accusing The Artist Based On Images From The Artist’s Own Website

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar happened to me. My art teacher almost failed me because she said my drawings weren't free-hand. They totally were and I did one of them all over again with her there, she shut up after that.

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Tony Hawk Tries To Rent A Car

Tony Hawk Tries To Rent A Car

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because even if it wasn't THE Tony Hawk, there cannot be anyone else with this name around... (/s just to be safe)

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What Are The Odds, Really?

What Are The Odds, Really?

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Director Is Asked What Her Job Is

Director Is Asked What Her Job Is

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you say "young lady" you must already know you're doing it wrong. Unless you address the rest as "old man", "middle-aged ambiguous person", etc.

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Sauna Advice

Sauna Advice

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! A sauna doesn't have to be uncomfortable to be 'good for you' at all! It should be something relaxing, that's all. It might be good for your hearth health, but there's not that much evidence that saunas have health benefits. Still, getting uncomfortably hot is not good.

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A Different Kind Of Dykwim

A Different Kind Of Dykwim

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is the most understandable so far. It does seem like a rude question out of nowhere.

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Ah Well

Ah Well

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, awkward. But how can you believe super rich people aren't changing the world? They're definitely changing it. No one said, "for the better."

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My Friend Is A Scientist, So Exchanges Like This Occur Almost Every Day

My Friend Is A Scientist, So Exchanges Like This Occur Almost Every Day

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Running "Coach" Meets The Runner He Bases His Training On

Running "Coach" Meets The Runner He Bases His Training On

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Asian? It Must Be A Chinese Puppet Handler

Asian? It Must Be A Chinese Puppet Handler

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Spotted On Tictac

Spotted On Tictac

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Miss Cellania
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Wasp" is a category, with quite a few insects in it. This is like saying "That's not a primate, it's a chimpanzee!"

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Please Educate Yourself About Vaccines

Please Educate Yourself About Vaccines

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Someone Lied On Their Resume

Someone Lied On Their Resume

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In All Fairness I Don't Tend To Wear T-Shirts With My Boss's Name On Them

In All Fairness I Don't Tend To Wear T-Shirts With My Boss's Name On Them

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just covering up a nasty and not a single bit funny comment from Demi Zwaan.

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Oh You R So Cool And Must Be A Really Important Person

Oh You R So Cool And Must Be A Really Important Person

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Chris Wade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a troll account. Their name is "Petty" and just look at the profile picture haha

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Having A Ba In Politics Is Better Than Being A Constitutional Lawyer, Right?

Having A Ba In Politics Is Better Than Being A Constitutional Lawyer, Right?

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Youtube Doing What Youtube Does Best

Youtube Doing What Youtube Does Best

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

youtube works in wondrous ways. "You indicated you didn't like channels about sports, so here are another 30 recommended channels about sports."

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Explaining What Baguette Means To A French Person

Explaining What Baguette Means To A French Person

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"NO! I may have never spoken French, nor do I know anything about the language, but I know I'm right!!"

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Man Who Helped Legalise Gay Marriage In Gb Accused Of Doing Nothing For Lesbians

Man Who Helped Legalise Gay Marriage In Gb Accused Of Doing Nothing For Lesbians

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Dodo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know people make jokes to the contrary but people don't actually think with their genitals. If someone identifies as a woman and they are solely attracted to other women, they're a lesbian.

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#37

Guys Tells John Wayne Parr, That He's Friends With John Wayne Parr

Guys Tells John Wayne Parr, That He's Friends With John Wayne Parr

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Tried To Start Some Racial Nonsense

Tried To Start Some Racial Nonsense

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So not dark enough to be considered black by the black community, but definitely not white enough to be considered white by the white community. What a wonderful life :( Why do people care about skin color this much?

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Arnold The Schwarzenegger

Arnold The Schwarzenegger

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Twitter Telling The Autor To Read His Own Article

Twitter Telling The Autor To Read His Own Article

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