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I'm fine. What are you talking about, you do not look fat in those jeans. I'll give you a call.

We lie all the time. And we get away with it quite often, too. But some folks push their made-up narrative so far, it's hard to imagine anyone actually believing them.

So they end up on the subreddit r/thatHappened. Its members share evidence of "people telling outrageous tall tales that would make Walter Mitty proud" and they have compiled quite the archive since the creation of this online community in 2012.

Here are some of its best gems.

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From Cursed Comments

From Cursed Comments

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you don't mind him losing his fertility to a totally preventable case of the mumps, and having no biological grandchildren?

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Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

Jesus Christ. What An Idiot

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, this one should be number one for the massive cringe value.

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Sometimes people lie just to inflate their image—some think this motivation is the reason behind President Donald Trump's demonstrably false statement that his Inauguration crowd was bigger than President Barack Obama's first one. But people also lie to cover up bad behavior, as American swimmer Ryan Lochte did during the 2016 Summer Olympics by claiming to have been robbed at gunpoint at a gas station when, in fact, he and his teammates, drunk after a party, had been confronted by armed security guards after damaging property.

We can find similar examples even in fields that are dedicated to the search for eternal truth. And one doesn't have to look far, either. Take the physicist Jan Hendrik Schön, for example, whose purported breakthroughs in molecular semiconductor research proved to be fraudulent.

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Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

Imagine Getting Called Out Like That, By Harry Styles Himself

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He swore to God. Imagine 'god' profile also replying: Stop using me for your lies, Mike.

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#4

Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

Not Really Sure What Is There To Brag About Anyways

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Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

Running A 5k In 10 Minutes

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Lying is something many of us are very good at. We do it while interacting with strangers, co-workers, friends, and loved ones. Turns out, our capacity for dishonesty is as fundamental to us as our need to trust others, which ironically makes us terrible at detecting lies. Being deceitful is woven into us, so much so that it would be truthful to say that to lie is human.

The ubiquity of lying was first documented systematically two decades ago by Bella DePaulo, a social psychologist at the University of California, Santa Barbara. DePaulo and her colleagues asked 147 adults to jot down for a week every instance they tried to mislead someone. The researchers discovered that the subjects lied on average one or two times a day. Most of these untruths were innocuous, intended to hide one's inadequacies or to protect the feelings of others. Some lies were excuses (one subject blamed the failure to take out the garbage on not knowing where it needed to go). Yet other lies, such as a claim of being a diplomat's son, were aimed at presenting a false image. While these were minor transgressions, a later study by DePaulo and other colleagues involving a similar sample indicated that most people have, at some point, told one or more "serious lies", like hiding an affair from a spouse, or making false claims on a college application.

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How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

How Does She Expect Anyone To Believe Her? My Mother Sent Me This From Our Neighborhood Facebook Group

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I read here is "I fantasized about committing assault on strangers to to promote my snake oil"

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#8

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

And Then The Coronavirus Clapped

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may be "incredibly easy" according to this tweeter, but I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can accidentally swallow an entire mask by accident.

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Researchers suggest that lying as a behavior arose pretty soon after the emergence of language. The ability to manipulate others without using physical force likely conferred an advantage in the competition for resources and mates, akin to the evolution of deceptive strategies in the animal kingdom, such as camouflage.

"Lying is so easy compared to other ways of gaining power," Sissela Bok, an ethicist at Harvard University who's one of the most prominent thinkers on the subject, told Nat Geo. "It's much easier to lie in order to get somebody's money or wealth than to hit them over the head or rob a bank.

"Experts are learning that we're prone to believe some lies even when they're easily contradicted by clear evidence. These insights suggest that our proclivity for deceiving others, and our vulnerability to being deceived, are especially consequential in the age of social media.

So in the case of r/ThatHappened, it's nice to see that we can still retain our ability to distinguish truth from fiction.

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Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

Lady Who Lives In Massive Fantasy Land Goes To Disneyland

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#11

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

Woman Finds Microchip In Her Son’s Mask!?

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#12

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

Of All The Things That Didn't Happen, This Didn't Happen The Most

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Decided to turn lesbian, it's not like deciding to wear jeans instead of shorts today lol.

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#13

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

Mhmm, Yeah Sure It Was

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Cecily Holland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one really annoys me! These self entitled, self absorbed mental midgets really think they have it that bad. It’s disrespectful and disgusting

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#14

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

This 2-Year-Old Must Have A Degree Already

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sympathies to that child, s/he's going to grow up having their needs ignored, because mum needs them to make her feel better about her life.

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#15

Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

Everyone’s Worst Nightmare

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#16

Oh Yeah. For Sure

Oh Yeah. For Sure

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but on the other hand she is probably still paying the hospital bills for the delivery of het son.

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#17

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

Brags To All Their Friends For Saving Their Life With Essential Oils

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#18

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

Discord Users Are A Different Breed

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because we all know when the universe began, the big bang and all that, monkeys were already well established 🤦‍♀️ not even apes, he said monkeys. Zero effort

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#19

And All Vampires Clapped

And All Vampires Clapped

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#21

While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

While These Children Weren’t Oxygen Starved, The Poster Was At Birth

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Weird how some folks wear one for a full shift and are fine, they must be ghosts or something I guess.

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#22

Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

Found This On A “People Who Think Liking Harry Potter Is A Personality Trait” Fb Page

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#23

And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

And Then Ben Franklin’s Image Clapped

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#24

Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

Well, That Saved Me A Goog!

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can believe that someone in a bar actually said that, after a beer or twelve.

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#25

I Won't Remember Posting This

I Won't Remember Posting This

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Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

Hate When People Underestimate The Condoms I Use In A Night Smh

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#28

This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

This Has To Be A Joke, Right?

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J Garza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those 1st grade creative writing classes are pretty intense.

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Tobias Rieper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wolverine has fallen on some hard times if he is working at burger king

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Semi-literate guy works at Burger King, and wonders why people think he's stupid.

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the cop stood aside while the person who tried to rob BK ran away, I see a flaw or two in this story.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You forgot to add the guy was 5 and the gun an empty water pistol. 🙄

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're someone of such importance that name only is enough to scare people off yet you're working at Burger King? And you want us to believe this?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved all of that for that reason lol, so big so important, so infamous but working at Burger King :)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then Obama came in and gave me a medal of horror for my bravery and then a bunch of super models showed up and said wow you’re so hot let’s have sex and we did it right there on the floor and Obama gave me the thumbs up and then Spielberg came in and said he would make a movie based on what happened and then I woke up

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Robert Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nerf Gun, the part of this story we don't know is that it was a Nerf gun. https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/man-shoots-mcdonald-with-nerf-gun-over-missing-mcnuggets/KFfmRxrnkwx9MI7Lvle4WL/

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first question... why were your boss and a police officer just standing around chatting while you were being held at gunpoint? Was it a squirt gun, maybe? Nerf rockets?

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Tiny Dynamine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I do know is you have the writing ability of a 5 year old. Not a single full stop in all of that.

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Serial pacifist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wake up, Scott, you're going to be late for your shift at Burger King!

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's so fake. Unlike the time when I went into a jewelry store then a robber came in with a bomb and I single-handedly took him down with a single kick and disabled the bomb he had then the city gave me an award for bravery and I won a nobel prize.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also (my real name) must remember that it's enough to put words after words no need to use punctuation or anything because (my real name) has such a good story it does not need those things and anyone can understand (my real name) very well even without them.

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Stephanie Raymond
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah no, if you're that badass dude would pull the trigger and get so much street cred

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Eboy Bear
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

cool story bro, now shut up and bring me my damn whopper!

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Sabrina
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Police walk and ask (his real name) what he is doing?! With a dude holding a gun. Like I would believe it.

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Robert Miller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until the next time - maybe the dream will last long enough for you to find out .

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it was a water pistol, held by her brother, and they're both f*cking morons?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly, i would laugh too, bc I once saw someone point a gun at someone else's head, but when they got arrested by the security it turned out the gun was made out of cheese and food-paint-painted black

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Candy Rude
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bc dude you so hard you work with the King of Burgers.... Gotta keep dat gangsta vibe strong yo... way to make dem show respect fo'sho. :rolleyes:

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure there was a guy who told a gunman "you're not going to shoot me" so the guy shot him. It's actually best to turn into an emotional mess, that way the gunman might have empathy for you. Also to start telling him information about yourself. So yes, if this story was real, it would be extremely stupid to laugh/mock a gunman.

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Sarah Watson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does this obvious bad ass work at Burger King? Is it to hide their true super hero identity?

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Bill Karp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no your stupid for other reasons, that's the only one I know of !

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Persephone
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This might be more believable than other stories (with some embelishments of course); fear and adrenaline make people do funky things, and it actually throws people/attackers off sometimes, then they don't know what to do.

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Marco Conti
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stupidity is involved at some point in this story. Especially when he decided to start writing this fantasy.

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Robert Martens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, John Wick's first job was a fry cook at Burger King ? He killed him with a spatula, a fu**ing spatula !

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Droopsnoot
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if I would be scared if this happened, I welcome death sometimes the last days

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Lady Vader
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who ARE you? I really need to know! Clark Kent, Wolverine? 😂

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Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

Anti Vaxxers Are A Gold Mine

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm positive this is the same person who would be convinced dihydrogen monoxide is super toxic too.

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Then The Toys Clapped

Then The Toys Clapped

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then he cited Marx and refuted his argument with Hegel's counterargument!

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