Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.
We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.
If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.
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I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot
Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!
These Watermelons Are Disappointing
I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen
Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?
complaining?! ahaha! i think that was on the WINNING the food lottery feed. :)
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The woman who sells art she makes by carving avocado seeds would love that one.
Buy a new avocado and use the pit to keep it tasty! Leaving in the pit makes the guacamole taste good.
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My Bread Is... Mostly Air
"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila
Spongebob Popsicle
My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way
My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This
Vending Machine Fail
Well Then
There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli
My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone
This Blueberry Waffle
if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD
I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos
I'd crumble it and then save it. I would sprinkle on popcorn, baked potatoes, broccolli and whatever else I could think of.
Cranberry Chocolate
My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside
My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely
Nailed It
I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips
The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It
I think a quote by Cave Johnson fits this situation: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"
Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means
If Monday Was A Beer
The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight
Urge To Kill... Rising
Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought
I Planned Avocado For Dinner
My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones
So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's
I've been aggravated enough to do things exactly like this. Usually, I can let things go, but not always.
When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich
I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out
This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like
This Loaf Of Bread
I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air
I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center
This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full
Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell
My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts
For what do I need boiled peanuts? Really, please help me out, never seen those before...
Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems
I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store
This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts
This School Lunch Is A Disappointment
Well, It's Not Technically False Advertising
This Chocolate Chip Cookie That Is Ashamed Of Itself
Disappointing Frozen "Hawaiian Pizza"
Chocolate Filled Hostess Twinkies
This Burger I Got. The Cashier Told Me It Was Acceptable
There Are No Blueberries In My Blueberry Muffin
Worst Lemon Ever
My Burger Bun Only Had One Sesame Seed
My Friend Got An Empty Hot Pocket
Well at least you won't have to worry about there being a frozen spot in the middle after you microwave it.
This Purple, Grape Shaped Little F*cker Is Black Licorice Flavored
I Found A Shoe Lace In My Chips Ahoy
How the f***k did that happen? Did somebody lose a leg in a mixing accident?
Looks Just Like The Box
My Packet Of Popcorn Didn't Have Any Kernels In It, Only Butter
'hi There!' Just Opened My Can Of Peas.
So I Asked For A Flake Mcflurry
I Opened A Packet Of Ketchup, It Was Empty, Air Only
This Onion Has One Rotten Layer
How does only *one* layer rot? I mean, if it was the innermost or outermost layer i would get it, but in the middle?
Got A Cup With No Peanut Butter
I Would Have Liked Atleast 3 Mushrooms
Not A Single Nut
Seasonal Fruit "Salad" AKA The Cup Of Grapes
The Amount Of Chips In This $1.00 Bag
This Is Why I Have Trust Issues
This Starbucks Chicken Salad Sandwich
There Was Only One Marshmallow In My Cocoa, But It Wasn't False Advertising
Define Disappointment
I Think I Just Lost At The Lemon Lottery
Did I Pay Extra For This?
This Freshly Store Bought Pomegranate.
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What Arrived...
Lost The Avocado Lottery
Just The Cookie...no Fortune.
That happened to my mom.. the owner came out and tossed 7 more cookies on the table and said one of these must have good fortune and walked away. Lmao
This So-Called "Uncrustable"
Someone 'poached' My Egg White! Thieves!
A Complimentary Dead Snail With My Salad
X Rated Sweet Potato 🥔
Happy Birthday Pick N Pay, Thanks For The 25% Extra Air In My Pringles
No Wafers In My Kit-kat
A Mc Raw Burger
Thought I Was Going To Get Some Ice Cream When My 2yo Said She Didn't Like It
This Unexpected Can Of Chunky Light Tuna With 99% Water..
Teensy Tomato
What I Ordered...
Sealed Empty Packet!
I've found candy in bags like that before. It's novel, unless you really wanted the candy lol
A Sausage Muffin No Egg Was Ordered
They ran out of sausage and substituted with the egg, clearly.
9 Eur Hotdog Wasn't Even Close To What I Expected...
Sexxxy
I recommend a little eggplant Cialis...for when you're in the mood.
My Southwest Wrap Was Just Sad
Was Having A Bad Day At Work Till I Found This.
Factory Sealed: Someone At The Plant Is Missing An Allen Wrench.
Seems Like The Baker Got Hungry... Raindrop Cut Out Through This Loaf Of Bread Lol
This Lasagna Was Missing Half The Cheese.
This is why I'd rather buy my own separate pasta, meat, and cheese
Brand New, Still Sealed Bag Of Shredded Cheese!
Danon Got A Little Excited When The Were Adding Foil To Their Yogurt.
Apples Bought That Morning For The Kids School Lunches.
Read This Article Yesterday, Then Won Tomato Water For Dinner...
It's Nacho Problem, It's Mine.......
Something Seems Off Here...
理论知识
Burger !!!??
Guess Ever One Was Feeling The Love!
This just goes to show us all that nature and machines, can be just as guilty as humans, when it comes to making bloopers
If found a few to be vile, a few so be sad, but most to be hillarious. :D
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the no wafer kit kat is hitting the jackpot! love when that happens
wtf is the last pic supposed to be?#111yt did you get lazy and just snap a super close up pic of your a*s? I can't believe you got paid for this s**t
I hate to burst your bubble, but I currently hold the world record for "Most Disappointing Carrot (or other root vegetable)". Just saying ;-)
Found a USED bandaid in a Mother's Brand cookie. It was neatly folded and had blood in it. It was pushed into the cookie.
#73 is not a watermelon, it is a type of cucumber. I know because I planted them this year as a joke.
I hope you get many laughs with your type of cucumber
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1) But maybe it was a very tasty little carrot! 2) Teeny strawberries are usually very sweet. 3) Lemons, well, you probably have exactly enough lemon there for one recipe that calls for lemon in it, so there's that. 4) Well now, that is sad. But! Just think of the tree you could grow from that pit! 5) Perfect for stuffing! 6) Oo...That better be some damn tasty cheese. 7) Sponge Cyclops Squarepants! It's all good, that makes it special. How many other people get to eat a Sponge Cyclopsicle? 8) Hey, if you cut it three ways it's pretty much the same, And the ends you just dip in soup. 9) Well, plenty of recipes call for egg whites only. :) 10) LOL I got nothing. That sucks. 11) Well, cauliflower's expensive in some places these days so you might say you lucked out! 12) Disappointing but the important thing is that it taste good!
I see you shop at Whole Foods........... Were you able to get out of the store for less than $100?
#55 could actually just be Black Current, a popular flavor in England, it is sort of like licorice, but idk maybe they just really did mess up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have, upon occasion, hoped for a watermelon like #3. I have a Depression Era recipe that uses ONLY the white part.
That watermelon is perfect for preserve (which is cooked with white part only).
*sits back and waits for science ignorant people to whine about GMOs so she can inform them that there's no such thing as non-GMO anything, even THEY are GMOs*
Yes, that's good for you. You just stay sitting back there... :p
Load More Replies... This just goes to show us all that nature and machines, can be just as guilty as humans, when it comes to making bloopers
If found a few to be vile, a few so be sad, but most to be hillarious. :D
Load More Replies... the no wafer kit kat is hitting the jackpot! love when that happens
wtf is the last pic supposed to be?#111yt did you get lazy and just snap a super close up pic of your a*s? I can't believe you got paid for this s**t
I hate to burst your bubble, but I currently hold the world record for "Most Disappointing Carrot (or other root vegetable)". Just saying ;-)
Found a USED bandaid in a Mother's Brand cookie. It was neatly folded and had blood in it. It was pushed into the cookie.
#73 is not a watermelon, it is a type of cucumber. I know because I planted them this year as a joke.
I hope you get many laughs with your type of cucumber
Load More Replies... 1) But maybe it was a very tasty little carrot! 2) Teeny strawberries are usually very sweet. 3) Lemons, well, you probably have exactly enough lemon there for one recipe that calls for lemon in it, so there's that. 4) Well now, that is sad. But! Just think of the tree you could grow from that pit! 5) Perfect for stuffing! 6) Oo...That better be some damn tasty cheese. 7) Sponge Cyclops Squarepants! It's all good, that makes it special. How many other people get to eat a Sponge Cyclopsicle? 8) Hey, if you cut it three ways it's pretty much the same, And the ends you just dip in soup. 9) Well, plenty of recipes call for egg whites only. :) 10) LOL I got nothing. That sucks. 11) Well, cauliflower's expensive in some places these days so you might say you lucked out! 12) Disappointing but the important thing is that it taste good!
I see you shop at Whole Foods........... Were you able to get out of the store for less than $100?
#55 could actually just be Black Current, a popular flavor in England, it is sort of like licorice, but idk maybe they just really did mess up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I have, upon occasion, hoped for a watermelon like #3. I have a Depression Era recipe that uses ONLY the white part.
That watermelon is perfect for preserve (which is cooked with white part only).
*sits back and waits for science ignorant people to whine about GMOs so she can inform them that there's no such thing as non-GMO anything, even THEY are GMOs*
Yes, that's good for you. You just stay sitting back there... :p
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