Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.

We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.

If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.

#1

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

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#2

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

Don't Mean To Brag But I've Got Strawberries Growing The Size Of Lemons Over Here!

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#3

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

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#4

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

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Puddles
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?

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#5

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

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#6

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

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Shirley Richard
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still, you have to give them props for cleverness. Shame though

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#8

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

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#9

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

My Egg Had No Yolk... I Wasn't Eggspecting This

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#10

Vending Machine Fail

Vending Machine Fail

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#11

Well Then

Well Then

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#12

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

There Was Only One Piece Of Broccoli In This Bag Of Cauliflower And Broccoli

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#13

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

My Ice Cream Cone Is Missing One Thing. The Cone

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#14

This Blueberry Waffle

This Blueberry Waffle

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Naima Ivansdóttir
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you wanted more, you should have gone for a blueberries waffle XD

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#15

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

I Got A Massive Brick Of Cheese Flavoring Instead Of Cheetos

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Yvonne Bernal
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd crumble it and then save it. I would sprinkle on popcorn, baked potatoes, broccolli and whatever else I could think of.

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#16

Cranberry Chocolate

Cranberry Chocolate

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#17

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

My Mom Opened A Can Of Black Beans But There Was Only Water Inside

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#18

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

My Lemon Harvest Is Coming In Quite Nicely

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Tua Lilja
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't be disappointed, you can probably make whole drop of lemonade with this bad boy.

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#19

Nailed It

Nailed It

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Sarcasticow
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Basically me doing DIY handcrafts-expectations vs reality

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#20

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

I Found A Whole Potato In My Bag Of Chips

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crunchier? Check. Tastier? Check. Potato? Check. Chip? Well, nevermind, 3 out of 4...

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#21

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

The Lemon Thing Happened To Me, Was Huge Until I Cut Into It

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Michel M. Prins
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a quote by Cave Johnson fits this situation: "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"

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#22

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

Delta's Lightly Salted Nuts. I Do Not Think It Means What They Think It Means

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Would you also like some water, Sir?" – "Ah ah yesh ahhh..." – "That'll be $8!"

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#23

If Monday Was A Beer

If Monday Was A Beer

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then you better learn correctly pouring a beer by Tuesday. It takes some time, dude!

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#24

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

The Sub I Bought For Dinner Tonight

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#26

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

Someone Mistook A Rock For A Potato And Put It Into This Sack Of Potatoes We Bought

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#27

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

I Planned Avocado For Dinner

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#28

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

My Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

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#29

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

I Got A Fun Size Pack Of Skittles With Only Yellow Ones

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#30

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

Waiting For The Rest Of Tomatoes To Show Up

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Iris Jans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well the package says 'tomato', not 'tomatoes' ;)

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#31

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

So Much For "Two Scoops" There Kellogg's

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Tiz_me_Tammy84
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been aggravated enough to do things exactly like this. Usually, I can let things go, but not always.

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#32

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

When You Slice A Bread And Can't Make The Sandwich

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#33

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

I Cut Open A Strawberry And Some Buckshot Fell Out

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#34

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

This Is What A £3.20 Bacon And Egg Roll From Edinburgh Airport Looks Like

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#35

This Loaf Of Bread

This Loaf Of Bread

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously, the berry harvesting did not go well this year.

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#36

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

I Bought A Case Of 7-Up Last Night, And One Of The Cans Was Completely Sealed, But Only Filled With Air

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone remeber Perri Air from Spaceballs the movie?

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#37

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

I Cut Open An Orange To Find This Black Decay Coming From Its Center

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#38

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

This Still-Sealed Wine At The Store Was Only 1/5 Full

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#39

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

Bit Into A Chocolate M&M, It Was Only Layers Of Shell

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#40

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

My Daughter Just Opened This Can Of Boiled Peanuts

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Steve Bowman
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For what do I need boiled peanuts? Really, please help me out, never seen those before...

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#41

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

Bag Of Broccoli Cuts? Nope, Just Stems

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#42

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

I Thought I Was Being Frugal By Buying A Steak From The Dollar Store

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusting...but you get what you pay for.

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#43

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

This Vending Machine Is Selling An Empty Bag Of Peanuts

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