Winning the food lottery? That's probably the best feeling in the world. Losing it, however, is more painful than your empty stomach could ever imagine.


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We're not just talking about a bag of chips that turns out to be mostly air inside, or an iced coffee that's just a cup of ice with a splash of coffee. These are people who suffered the most devastating of dupes; warped fruit, distorted chocolate bars, and possibly the most heinous of them all, lemon-flavored candy. Whoever let these sad excuses for food leave the factory should be in prison.

If you think we're being dramatic, see how unkind the food lottery has been to a selection of poor souls below, and proceed with caution the next time you play.

#1 I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

I Think I Set The Record For Most Disappointing Carrot

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bumble bee 4 months ago

Allegory for society perhaps? All flash, little substance.

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#3 These Watermelons Are Disappointing

These Watermelons Are Disappointing

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4 months ago

Omg i will cry

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#4 I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

I Chose The Biggest Avocado To Make Guacamole, I Think It's Not Going To Happen

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Puddles 4 months ago

Remember that post last week where they were complaining about the tiny avocado seed?

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#5 My Bread Is... Mostly Air

My Bread Is... Mostly Air

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Skure 4 months ago

Solidarity with bags of chips

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#6 "Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

"Cheeseburger" From The Streets Of Manila

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Shirley Richard 4 months ago

Still, you have to give them props for cleverness. Shame though

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#8 My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

My Loaf Of Bread Was Sliced The Wrong Way

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Hans 4 months ago

These will make incredible sandwhiches. Think positive!

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#10 Vending Machine Fail

Vending Machine Fail

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Puddles 4 months ago

Even machines are not perfect. :O

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