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Ah, English! One of the easiest or hardest languages you’ll ever learn—depending on whom you ask. However, even if we’re wizards of literature or native speakers, we all slip up from time to time. We can forget how to spell and even the most simple words can elude us. Especially when we’re stressed or distracted (but social media can be to blame, too!).

We've collected some of the funniest times that people’s minds temporarily shut down and their English language skills melted like butter in a hot pan from the 716k-member-strong r/ihadastroke subreddit. When you’re done upvoting your fave pics and enjoying this list, you can check out our previous post about people who forgot how English works right here.

Bored Panda talked about the pitfalls that come with learning English, what we can do to keep our linguistic skills sharp, and the effects that social media has on our grammar with Dr. Lisa McLendon, who is the News and Information Track Chair at the University of Kansas School of Journalism and Coordinator at the Bremner Editing Center. Read on for her in-depth insights.

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When To Take Your Mdedicatnion

When To Take Your Mdedicatnion

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Ola Polowczyk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take one take two take three one or two. Aaaand five, six, seven eight

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Gurt B. Frobe
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take them whenever you'd like. Take as many as you want...or as little as you want. Doesn't really matter. You have a good day now.

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Tracy Baparam
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They were supposed to strike of the ones that were not relevant

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Katherine Heasley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, that's a "consult your pharmacist" situation if I've ever seen one.

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Thalia Lovering
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone probably has to circle or highlight the proper instruction for the specific medication

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ZombieGirl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao I can't stop laughing at this! I hope it isn't anxiety medicine!

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IlovemydogShilo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man, and I thought doctors' handwriting was difficult to understand.

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urszulat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The person who typed the label needs urgent supervision.

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Suzanne Haigh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen this label photo before, then it was supposed to come from the USA

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Nothanks L. Walk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I get the feeling this patient has an amazing rack? I can HEAR the label author's voice breaking through that xD That last sentence makes it sooo much worse, imagine taking TWENTYFOLD dosage because the label reitterates you have to follow the instructions as printed. xD

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fuggnuggins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeh? Have four meals every day, and take this before an evening meal; then the other three times in a day, take one, two or three, as desired. What's the problem? Don't you like the pill?

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DS
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This label would never have made it past the rph

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François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take one take two take three one or two... I think Mercilon is about to drop a hip-hop album.

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Vorknkx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, in total, you have to take them about 20 times daily? :D

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Dr. McLendon from the University of Kansas said that some parts of the English language can be hard to learn for foreign students. A lot depends on the languages they already know.

“For students whose native language lacks articles (a, an, the), articles are by far the hardest category of words to master. Verb tense/aspect is also really hard—the difference between ‘I read,’ ‘I am reading,’ and ‘I do read’ is nonexistent in many other languages,” the professor explained.

However, memorizing common words doesn’t help overcome these difficulties. It’s all a matter of changing your mindset and practicing things until they become second nature. “These don’t pose any difficulties for native speakers who use them correctly without even thinking about it,” Dr. McLendon said. However, native speakers have other problems with English.

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Did I Make A Reddit Account Just To Post My Grandpa Having His Seventh Typing Stroke Today? Yes, Yes I Did

Did I Make A Reddit Account Just To Post My Grandpa Having His Seventh Typing Stroke Today? Yes, Yes I Did

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In Dr. McLendon’s experience as an editor and a teacher, she has found that native speakers have trouble with past passive participles in speech (e.g. saying ‘I had went’). Meanwhile, in writing, they have problems with punctuation, homophones (peek vs. peak, etc.), and misplaced modifiers.

But for those of us who feel confident in our English and feel like there’s nowhere else to go, the journey isn’t quite over. We can’t rest on our laurels.

“Read! Read widely and frequently. Read magazines, newspapers, novels, even cereal boxes,” the expert said. “But be careful when scrolling through social media, which although it can give you a good idea of current slang and shorthand, is often not a great model of clarity, accuracy, or good grammar.”

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Dr. McLendon previously told Bored Panda that people forget words all the time because of temporary ‘blips’ in the information retrieval process in our minds. However, modern life and the easy access to technology also have an effect on our ability to spell well.

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Spell-check, auto-correct, and editing software are now very common and they can shut down our ability to think and write for ourselves.

“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely.’”

Improving our writing skills requires conscious effort on our part. Editing and proofreading are very important, so we should take the time to carefully read over what we’ve written. Several times if necessary. Knowing what mistakes we tend to make most often is also an advantage because we can then avoid those pitfalls.

However, there are times when editing, stepping back for a while, and sitting down to edit again isn’t enough. Dr. McLendon suggests having someone else read over what you’ve written to catch any mistakes left behind.

“When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc. Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it.”

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What’s A Banana?

What’s A Banana?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my lunch box today I have a curved red ball (Apple) and a pink smile (melon)

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First Post - Idk If My Sister’s Okay

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Ehhh... Meet??

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Wat Iss The Foooonf

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm more concerned with the fact that it says baby legs sold here🤔😬🤨😶

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The Mercedes F1 Team After Today's Race

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At Least Google Knew What I Was Going For

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Strok

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